A Fact about america everyone should know!

Look up the facts i have listed and you will be proven wrong. Thats all im gona say rag on Australia as much as you want i dont care. Australia hsa bad points aswell. America is a beautiful place and there are some kool americans. But you guys need to wake up and look around and relize what is really going on in the real world. peace to all this was just me casuing shit and messing around.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
Steeze trust me I've worked with plenty of Aussies before I've yet to meet a nice one. Not to say they dont exist. Crocadile Dundee seemed pretty cool.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
Are you aware that countries such as Canada and Germany dont spend money on healthcare because it's government funded? Maybe I just owned you?

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Oh... I thought you meant real anti-freeze, I was like 'Jesus man, you must be a drinking god to still be alive.' -skierman

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'
 
Are some of you truely proud of fat greasy slobs that make up over half of our population?

It's so stupid to play 'your country's fatter than my country'. It is true that westernized countries are becoming progressively fatter.

Obesity is an overwhelming epidemic that affects millions of people. And even if you aren't obese, your tax dollars go to help fund triple-bypass surgeries for people who can't afford them and without insurance. Not to mention obesity gives America an awful reputation. Even if other countries are just as fat, America is always in the spotlight and is always under heavy criticism. So everyone should be worried about obesity.

Broken legs suck balls
 
As long as I'm not fat I could care less. If you wanna be fat thats your choice, it's your health its your life, its your body.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
aussiepimp, could you please tell me what you gain by talking shit about America, You say that you've met some americans that are really cool, then why the hell make this god awful thread. Plus you never hear anything about Australia helping out other countries. Have u guys?

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
 
yeah...finally someone else to talk some shit...mind you aussie chicks are a great fuck, american chicks are bleach blonde dumb as fuck and canada has the best health care in the world...

oh and what country is dumb enough to give you a new gun at a bank when you open a new account? USA! USA! USA!

umm...supersize me please...

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
what's that, I think I hear a dingo eating your sister. hahahahahaha.

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'Today I washed my shirt with my washboard abs. I didn't even have to take it off, I just poured water on the stain and scrubbed it on my abs.' (My little brother)

'I'm in his nigger crew' (my little brother in response to my statement that he was in my 'digger crew')

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
Listen to RYAN he knows his shit. ill post some pinks to these facts latter tonite. Prove my point and then maybey you guys will wake up.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
What the young pimp is expressing is an simple angst against America. He is trying to point out the flaws in America, and merely choosing poorly.

And yes, you did get rather owned by that link, but his comments are really portraying the anger felt by him about American foreign policy, and the corporatisation of the country (which is seen as quite a danger, especially with the free trade agreement coming to our shores ASAP). The pimp is shooting at the wrong target here, but the administration of your country, government and private, has shown itself to be pretty god damn evil. That is pretty easily seen, thanks to the internet which for the next few years will be able to spread independent knowledge and pass on things that GE (general electric) doesn't want you to know, but thanks to your stellar performance in the private sector regarding computers (microsoft mostly), we will be using 'trusted' networks, and be limited to a number of corporate sites for our information and shopping.

/rant.

Australians are somewhat good people, but I would be willing to say that the majority are complete idiots and have the personality of shoes. I live in a good area, but sometimes you will see what we politely refer to as 'westies' and you are reminded what really makes up this country.

If you people think the rednecks in central america are any better than this, you are exactly what mr. pimp refers to. The reason why America is considered stupid is the lengths of stupidity. We all have stupid people, and it can be argued this has a lot to do with corporate influences, but your stupid people are just mindblowing. I think that is what mr. pimp wants to express.

 
america is not as bad as we seem, we have a jackass president and thats about it, and you really cant blame us for that, he riggs elections and gets the idiot vote and when i say idiot vote im referring to the majority of bush fans who are southerners, and who are over weight. I live in new england, and here there isnt as much obesity, jackassness, NE is really a nice place and if I could pick anywhere to live in the u.s, new england it would be. America isnt as bad as we come off to be, its really a great country filled with diversity and many cultures.

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Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!

 
aussiepimp.... how is this at all our fault? i mean yea its tyhe fault of the people who voted bush back into power.. but its not our fault our president is a major idiot and wants to rule the world and shit.. jeez man relax and go fuck a kangaroo

ok
 
Fuckin australians and there propaganda. Tryin to bring down our country, I don't think so dude, take a hike.

it's a league game smokey
 
Line skier your countrys whack and it is the peoples fault bush got back in again. Only in America could a monkey look alike guy who can't even read his own speeches get into power not once but 2 times. Listen to krunchy.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
im pretty sure we dont pay 70 percent income tax, i would notice. one like a 400 check (im a student so that lots for two weeks) i pay maybe 25 bucks, off my check but i get it all back cuz im a student

Merse you sexy potatoe you better be doing some thing fucking crazy up there, see yea soon br-ah

Too many Rookies not enough PROS !!!

807 Army 4life
 
Lineskier you are a fucking retard. Australian propaganda? Don't make your country look dumber. It doesn't need your help.

Here is something i prepared earlier :D

Ice-Is-Scary is a retard for the following reasons.

'is this just common knowledge in the outback?'

'Australia is where everyone dumped all the losers (criminals, bums,exc.) Now look what they turned it into! such an inspiring people wrestling crocs for the enjoyment of rednecks worldwide.'

You have never been to Australia.

'Ohh and as far as life expectancy goes. It's quality not quantity. something a bushneck barbarian such as yourself could never comprehend.'

As far as American life expectancy goes, if you are poor, the doctor you get will have one arm and be suffering methanol poisoning, and your life expectancy past that looks dim. In australia, we have free health care, just like the canucks. We pay for that instead of war. Sucks to spend money on your people, I know, but somehow it all works out.

'dont be jealous I'm sure itll snow more than a few centimeters in Australia sometime this decade'

You have never been to Australia.

'everytime I ask an australian whats so good about australia he always changes to subject to New Zealand. Now new zealand is something to be jealous of, but Australia on the other hand.....'

Every time? Is this, you know, a regular habit. If you actually knew an Australian that actually values their country more than the fucking ski conditions, you would know that new zealand is a laughable little brother that we only envy their slightly more socialist government. You have never been to Australia.

'hahah every aussy chick (using term so very very losely here) I've ever met has had a beard and chest hair. Sometime when you leave your little island and see the world you will understand australias hottest women are a dime a dozen in the states.'

All these 'aussy chicks'...where do they come from. Maybe these people were met on snowfields, you know, where butch sporting women spawn. You are a fucking moron. You haven't been to Australia.

'You fit the typical arrogant elitest concieted Australian profile. I'm glad they stick you morons out in the middle of the ocean so your stupidity doesn't spread too far.'

Surprise surprise. You have never been to Australia.

'That's it I'm writing to my Senators were gonna sink your island and wipe stupidity off the face of this Earth.'

Faith in your government is pushing you towards the 'complete moron' american profile, instead of the free thinking educated americans that we still have an inkling of respect for (you know, world opinion...?)

'Steeze trust me I've worked with plenty of Aussies before I've yet to meet a nice one. Not to say they dont exist. Crocadile Dundee seemed pretty cool.'

So let me guess, you work in people trafficking? Why are you landed in such an australian nightmare. What did you do to deserve working with australians! Well, the two you are referring two are obviously dickheads. Do you understand the concept of dickheads? At least they weren't packing guns.

In summary, you are a complete idiot, and proving you are quite the 'typical american'. Much of the shite you have tried to label on a country that you base on crocodile dundee and steve irwin is baseless and pathetic. Does that remind you of someone?

Fucking moron.

P.S. First yank to know the president of canada gets 10 points. Your country is politically retarded.

People here actually know things like that. Seems a bit silly, sure, you don't wanna fill it all up too quickly, but somehow we find the space.

 
OH SHIT I am so sorry, I truly forgot that I was supposed to write in crayon for you. He hasn't been to Australia. That shows in his completely ignorant view on the country.

I am willing to bet you didn't read much of my above post, and I do understand that the American attention span isn't quite what it used to be. If you had any culture at all, and looked outside your country for thirty seconds you would see how pathetic and jaded his comments and posts are. The pot is calling the kettle black here. He hasn't been to Australia, and it REALLY shows. At least mr. pimp has been to America, and intereacted with more than three of its countrymen.

Was that clear enough. Do Americans go to English classes, or do you just call it 'learning American'?

 
hes got a point in saying that we are in a downward spiral. our fatness proves that. our countries values are based on speed, convenience, and cheepness. we are a lazy country when you look at the big picture, and we do act like we are the saviors of the world. all we do is consume consume consume everything, then we waste waste waste, things like lives, money, food, water and gas(our fleet of suvs...) im still proud to be an america though because i recognize these things and life my life against them, and im thankful for the freedoms i do have. america doesnt totally suck we just need a wakeup call.

'I thought i was going to dead.'

-Charles Gagnier
 
EL gato your a fuckin idiot he was using the president of canada as a remark to give shit to americans of course he knows canada has a primeminister , there apart of the same commonwealth as we are he was just pointing out a smart remark that obiously an idiot like you cant understand.

ulta-matum

'You know the world has gone crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black, the Swiss hold the America's cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, and Germany doesn't want to go to war.'

 
i like the complete moron profile like we all love everything about our country and do as the goverment says. the best part it that you are trying to change/enlighten/educate people online on a ski web site by telling americans a bunch of shit and to wake up. good idea sounds like a solid plan. o yeah look how good its done hope you feel like you have acomplished something

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chill
 
you dudes are so funny.

please don't refer to aussies as 'fucking aussies' when really referring to aussiepimp. to settle the score, china actually the most overweight people in the world.

australia is a great country, made up of heaps of cultures, and generlly has a good atmosphere to it, despite all this, a good snow season will be around 3metres. the u.s too, is a very good country, and if anyone has travelled a bit back and forth between the two (as i do) you will find that the places really aren't that much different.

another correction: australia has bogans, US has rednecks, there aren't any real red necks in aus.

Both countries face a problem with the growing number of people and kids who are overweight, and id say they are the same sort of problem just at different scales, as the US has way more peeps than Aus (around 22mill). i know at my school they are encouraging all this healthy shit, i guess im lucky im in shape, as most people i know are, here any in US.

yeah so dont bag aussies

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass.

 
here is a fact you should know...

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'You're so white, tryin' so hard to be gangsta...just like all the boyz in Oregon, cuz yo, like so many leave Compton, to move to Bend...cuz they wanna be keepin' it real...gettin' their bling on at Bachelor and Hood.

' -christie-luv2ski

THE LAB

*NWFT*
 
Fist of all, most Americans including me like Australia, Canada, and NZ so lets keep it that way. It isn't my fault that the low class people in my country are fat and unhealthy. They put themselves in that situation, not me. How many really really fat people are rich...uh...not too many. And, I am pretty sure that everyone can agree that the U.S. is a hell of alot better than starving Costa Rica.

 
yea man, if our people get any fatter, i could suffocate and die. and just think of the gaseous pollution that'll be everywhere.

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
wow that guy that made up that whole list and all of his excuses were..youve never been here. well bitch I bet you've never been here. The PM of Canada is Paul Martin. And at least our countries rulers don't disappear in the ocean for gods sake. Australia is mostly barren, with dull cities such as Perth, which has got to be the most boring place I have ever been too. The other side of Australia with the ocean cities like sydney are ok, but still lack a certain something. And yes, I have been there.

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Bush in '04-When keeping it real goes wrong!

 
hahaha dude, perth is worse than adelaide

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.' I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass.

 
Is it just me or do all people from that kangaroo infested dirt hill, suck soo bad at politics and debating that they probobly couldn't hold their ground even if it meant sending them all back to the prisons their ancestors hailed from?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
wow. i thought that with the election over and all that this type of insipid idiocy would cease. i can see that i was a bit overly optimistic.

and by the way, im american, mormon, and... well, not exactly fat or from utah, but hey, 2 of 4 aint bad.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
i dont see how food and fat people connect with politics much

Take me to your special place

Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it

 
well enjoy your superior healthcare, our doctors get payed more, and as long as you buy insurance youre set....

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KNUCK IF YOU BUCK BWYA

'Answer: Your temp visa expiried and you were condemned to a meaningless life eating snakes with all the bushnecks in the outback' - iceiscary on why aussiepimp hates america
 
cant we all just get along?

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'You're from Ontario, and you're an idiot, meaning that your opinion can pretty much automatically be dismissed worthless. Yes, I can back that up, I used to live there. Moving to BC really opened up my eyes to what skiing is really about. HINT: Skiing isn't about tiny verticals, shit talking, and private clubs galore. Get the fuck out of Glen Eden and Craigleith or Caledon, and get real.'-what jib this thinks of me
 
^^dont you mean superior waiting lists?

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
Newschoolers.com is not the kind of place to get the general feel for the intelligence of the United States. If you are going to insist on holding to the same cliche'd mass media standards that pop culture in Austraila and most of Europe holds to then fine, but please don't post your bullshit here. When people in other countries refer to the United States, they're almost ALWAYS referring to the goons that live in Caifornia, or New York City. Most of the country is nowhere near as you see it. Where I live (New England) I'd dare to say that probably 80% of the population aronud the ages of 14-40 are actually very healthy. You're hard pressed to find obese people and when you see them they're a cause for laughter. There are also a lot of very smart people around here as well. Just because some rag in Austrailia reports about some study that was taken of a small cross section of the country does not mean it goes for the entire country. A lot of things also seem worse when taken out of context because of the fact that the United States has a decently large population. Its like when the Canadians like to rub the national homicide figures in American's faces, when in fact, thats because Canada has a far lower population than the United States, so the figures look a lot worse.

This post was nothing but trolling. Please, shut the fuck up now.

-Andy

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this ausssie bloke is incoherent and all but:

2336'


No Sir Mr. 2na, I can't burn the blunt

I remember the last time and have a good time
 
switchbio9,

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----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
fucking awesome picture. I am an american, and I have to say that there are a lot of uneducated people living here, ice sucks is a good example. I can't stand these people that are blindly willing to give up their rights to the government in order to protect the homeland from terrorists. Stop being spoon fed by the government, and main media because if you don't wake up we will eventually become the nation that george orwell describes in his book 1984. And by the way there are a lot of countries that have just as much freedom, if not more freedom than the USA, so don't say that you love this country just because you get to be 'Free'.

 
i love people who 'blindly' accuse other people of doing things 'blindly' why is this funny? because in 99% of the cases (on NS) the accuser has no idea who they are fingering with their statements. they dont know what the other party knows, has been through, has seen, etc. so in reality, to make this accusation is to point the finger at yourself.

and as a post script, i wish that people would stop referencing 1984 as a parallel to our country. fistly, anyone who has been through the 10th grade has read it, so stop telling us to read it. secondly, the orwellian world of winston is a good 75409824059825098x more athoritarian than the US at any time in history... (there have been a few times where people have 'blindly given up their rights' in the name of national security that would make this current admin look libertarian by comparison.)

so basically, lets can it with the 1984 talk. its off base.

Mercy's eyes are blue

When she places them in front of you

Nothing holds a roman candle to

The solemn warmth you feel inside

 
this thread is hilarious. its going nowhere. would most people agree abraham lincoln was a good president?

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thanks for the advice from the land down under

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