A drunk story

soupysoups

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So tonight my boy had this party with like 25 people. My ex girlfriend showed up. We broke up about 4 months ago, she broke up with me and I didnt handle it well when she did. I was real depressed, and she didnt give me a reason why she was breaking up with me at all so I was really upset to the point of depression for about 2 months (I know Im a pussy, fuck you). Anyways she shows up and we instantly start talking and flirting and shit. We take a few shots, and she is like "I feel dizzy, blah blah" (she has only drank like 3 times before this so she is a complete lightweight and shit). So I end up like keeping track of her for the night while we still flirt with eachother. We both wanted to hook up but she has a boyfriend/guy she is talking to and She was really worried that if we hooked up I would become attatched to her again. So I decided to just go in for a ksis and if she denied me explain to her that if we did hook up it wouldnt mean anything and all that shit. She ended up denying my kiss and pushed me away so I became kind of upset and just avoided her the rest of the night. The time came that she was ready to liek go to sleep. She wanted to wash her face and all that bullshit that women want to do so I offered to help her. We went in the bathroom and she started flirting with me again, she ended up telling me she wanted to sleep with me so we took care of her shit in the bathroom then went to the bedroom. I was really hammered and she was really drunk but we started having sex and she was like extremely into it and so was I. We had great sex for like 5 minutes and then I started to hear her crying. I stopped and asked her what was wrong but all she said to me was "We are btoh drunk what are we doing?! :(" And i was just lik fuckkkkkk. So I calmed her down, told her to call me tomorrow and talk about all this shit. Layed ther euntil she fell asleep then wetn home. I now feel like shit because I really miss her and everything I had. I fucking hate women they are so complicated.

Sparknotes: Went to a party with my exgirlfriend. got drunk with her. We hooked up, started having some great sex she started crying 5 minutes in and we stopped. I calmed her down, told her to calm me tomorrow and left. Now feel like shit again because I miss what I had with her.

Yes there is absolutely no point to this story and there are probably a fuck load of grammatical errors but Im still drunk and dont feel like fixing them. I hate women because they fuck with you.

Ok im done ranting. Thanks for reading.
 
Break ups are rough.

Just getting it in when you're shit faced will only make it worse though.

NSG will be a dick to me for being sympathetic but I've been there.
 
She seems like a girl that doesn't know what she wants. Therefore dip outta there real quick and get yourself a new girl.

That's the easiest way to get over someone - find someone new!
 
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Bitches like that will only keep screwing u over. As hard as it is just try to move on because she obviously doesn't no what she wants and will do ur head in
 
you should change the title to weak fucking story

drunk stories involve crime and debauchary

not a i got drunk and sad story

you suck
 
the sparknotes was super helpful. thanks bro.as for the predicament: just get her ddrunk whenever you see her

you know the rest
 
Fucking hell she started crying DURING sex? I mean I've seen my fair share of post cheating waterworks but its always AFTER we're done. I think you're doing it wrong.
 
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