lol i was playin paintball in this foresty place one time with some buddies, when all of a sudden two large deer run out of the bushes toward the road.
my one friend goes "what if it gets hit by a car at the road, that would be jokes"
so we laugh for a bit.
then all of a sudden, all you hear is screeching tires and a loud thud.
there goes the deer.
the end.