A coming of age tale (you will enjoy)

[Ddrem]

i hope ya'll enjoy my coming of age tale:

ok, so yesterday we were going home from the metro, me and 1 of my 2 best friends, who happens to snowboard, makes a bet with me that i would never shit in his locker. big suprise. when i got in in the morning, i dropped one right before first period. come the break between 4th and 5th period, i grab my other best friend (estevens34) and say "watch and see (matts) reaction." he opens the locker, about 150 ft. from us and slams it right back shut. We errupt in laughter as he reopens it and starts to freak out, both screaming and laughing. Sure enough, i won the bet, because sitting there was a huge pile on top of everything else. This day will live in infamy to me, my friends, and most of the school.

 

[Leckett]

hahahahaha owned

 

[Ddrem]

fuck. your fucking right. i should have called it that. i regret my fateful desicions. im sorry i let u and dane cook down.

that is by the way my favorite dane cook segment on retaliation, and i listened to it today... ohh the irony.

 

[logange]

wat he do about?

 

[KillerMonkey]

how the hell did u pull it off, did u just walk up to his locker open it up, drop trow, and take a shit in the middle of the hallway

 

[powderdream]

hooray for you!

(i was told i was contributing)

 

[=nick=]

hahahah niiiiice man

 

[drewishish]

that wasnt very nice

 

[=nick=]

hahahah

 

[Ddrem]

^^^^

me, in my moment of glory

 

[HAM*]

smelly

 

[JZ]

hahaha, thats awesome - a few weeks ago i shit on a plate and left it on my suitemates table next to a glass of water and a fork

 

[mattster]

so how did you get your shit in his locker ?

 

[Ddrem]

i took it into a gatorade bottle earlier (hahaha, harder than you think) and then dropped it in like a pro.

 

[DJCrazyA]

thats fuckin disgusting

 

[ThaLorax]

ummm, you never should have mentioned that. that just lost all of my respect you earned from the story.

 

[Peetri]

hahaha it would have been cooler if you actually took a shit in his locker and not just placed a shit in is locker.

 

[Peetri]

still funnny though

 

[soulskier]

as i read this, tht started playing on my computer

 

[aznpcskier]

dude ur ut of ur fucking mind¡¡¡

 

[reggyboy]

hahaha thats priceless just get ready for his revenge

 

[moc]

^ yeh who knoes wat ur friend could try shit on to get u bak, u better ber careful

 

[KRASHED]

your friends gonna wait till that next party when you pass out with your mouth open.....

 

[Schoening]

my friend shit off our 5 story high balcony in whistler. that wasn't pretty when we walked by it in the morning on our way to the hill

 

[M+M]

so halarious, i bet his facial expression was priceless