A Christmas miracle

Skiblade420

Skiblade420

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There once was a boy named little Johnny, little Johnny wished and wished every season for Santa to bring him a brand new pair of saga bibs. One special season when little Johnny turned just 11 years old he woke up as early early early as he could on Christmas Day. He ran down the stairs as quickly as he could with a smile from ear to ear. “This is the year, I know it”, said little Johnny quietly under his breathe, so as to not wake up grandma. Finally when he reached the bottom step and peered up at the Christmas tree, little Johnny didn’t see bibs, he didn’t see cookies and milk, he didn’t even see a single present, but he found his entire family brutally murdered by Henrik Harlaut. Even grandma.
 
And that’s why Johnny doesn’t fuck with Armada. Instead he fucks with the big dogs, the Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Big Horn has a full poplar wood core with layers of biaxial carbon fiber wrapped in vibration dampening rubber sandwiching the core.
 
14343626:Skiblade420 said:
And that’s why Johnny doesn’t fuck with Armada. Instead he fucks with the big dogs, the Big Horn makes the whole mountain your playground. We designed a new layup for the Big Horn with Freeride World Tour Champion Isaac Freeland that preserves its playful nature while improving its ability to hold up to the highest speeds and largest airs on the mountain. What we've developed is the perfect balance between the confidence to shred anything and the playfulness to jib to your heart's content. Available in 96, 106, and 114mm widths the Big Horn has a full poplar wood core with layers of biaxial carbon fiber wrapped in vibration dampening rubber sandwiching the core.
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**This post was edited on Nov 9th 2021 at 3:53:35pm
 
14343811:r00kie said:
Did you know that there are firefighters suffering from testicular cancer?
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In fact I did know. We must do something for all of these poor fire fighting heroes that have a terrible cancer hiding in their fire proof pants. This must not go ignored any longer. Please, with you help of a monthly contribution of 12 gallons of Mrs. Butterworth's brand maple syrup you too can help support those who have quenched those blazing flames we all know as fire. I hope you have a blessed day.
 
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