95 Integra Type R or 97 Prelude

Hmmmm, whats this? An Impulse RS winning a rally over Talons and Impreza RS's in the open class. So they kick ass for dragging AND rallying. The rear end is a little weak chassis wise, but its nothing a roll-cage wont fix.
http://www.rallybc.com/archives/2002/cochranedoowops/2002CochraneRally.h tm

And I dont doubt that you build a Miata faster than my car. IF you had enough money. IF you had enough money you could build a Yugo into the fastest car in the world. What I'm saying is for $5000, you can build an Impluse that smokes Ferraris and 600cc motorbikes. nOW, I'm giving concrete examples so before anyone says another con word about the Impluse back it up. Lets see pics, vids whatever.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
The thing looks like a fucking sentra for christ sakes. It can't be that light.

-Andy

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i'll back up my opinion with this: your car sucks dick. you can make all the mods in the world to that piece and it's still a geo. you drive a fast piece of shit and if i saw you on the road i'd laugh in your face. both you and your car suck.

ski hard

without the bitter baby the sweet ain't as sweet-my boy jason lee
 
Hmm, I did a bit of research... its a 2 liter 4cyl? I'd take a Mitsu Starion over that car if I had to go with an older car w/ turbo. And I guess you can make them sub 2500lbs if you rip enough out. It still looks like shit. And I still don't konw why the fuck you joined this thread. If i saw you I wouldn't race, I'd take my friends 84 Grand Marquis and run you over with its pimpin power.

-Andy

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I'm trying to think... for 5000 bucks I could builda Starion that would smoke you... And thats definite... I can get a running Starion for 750 bucks, it jujst needs new rear brakes... it already has turbo + intercooler. If I rip off exhaust, ,do lightweight everything and removbe as much weight as possible from car, plus mabye add some lightweight engine parts, It would smoke an Impulse, for like only 3,000 dollars AT MAX...

I could also buy a MX3 6cyl for like 1,200 bucks, throw the 6 cyl into a miata with turbo + intercooler, and that would be just as fast...

-Andy

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what are you basing any of that on? Sure you could get a turbo and intercooler for 1200, but the fucking thing would melt your pistons in a flash because you dont have near enough fuel goung to the engine you dumb fuck. And even after you upgraded the fuel system, the shitty Mazda or should I say Ford bottom end would fold like cheap lawn chair. An MX3 engine is the smallest V6 ever made, there are way better examples of a high performance 6 out there. And its not a geo, the storm was only used with Isuzu engine because a manual transmission and AWD sucks for drag racing. And you think you could take me in a Starion? Bitch please, they have 130 horsepower, go race a Civic DX. And its not a 2 litre - its a 1.6, say what you want about the small displacement but in the late 80's F1 cars only had 1.5 litre engines - and they made 1500 horsepower. And you STILL cant back ANY of your shit up. You havent given ONE real example. And just to clarify, I got into this arguement cuz Aspen was ripping on moddiing cars and its Andy dandy thats jumped into something he has nothing to do with. Furthermore, Aspen you little pussy bitch has yet to say what he drives, why dont you tell me if you are soooo proud of rig? Which leads me to conclude that whatever you say is bullshit anyway. Oh and Andy, good luck with 'project corolla' or whatever shitass excuse for a car you're working on. fagget.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
Crub weight of 1991 Isuzu Impulse RS: 2367lbs. (from consumerguide.com)

Curb weight of 2003 Subaru Impreza WRX w. manual tansmission: 3140lbs. (from carpoint.com)

Again, you shitstabber, you dont shit about cars. Find what the fuck you are talking about before you post you sorry little cockgobbling bitch. You are the heatrash between the scrotum and the thigh and I am the zinc oxide powder. Stick to www.gaymen.com. Its the only website where your opinion is wanted. Bring some facts or go back to speedbaging your mangina with one of your many asspals. You mom drives a trash compactor.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
Actually,I have an NX, not a corolla, and the Starion has a 2.6 liter turbocharged engine that puts out 190 hp. Its also lighter and a true two seater. Do your research before shooting your mouth off. Also, Miata's can be turbocharged right off the bat, they already have better handling than your car (they're the 7th best handling car in the world, and the only affordable one in the top 10 besides number 8, which is my car, the NX). I have far more respect in people who buy a car like a Miata, NX, Supra, whatever, and actually make it fast rather than people who just buy a car thats fast, and make it pretty.

-Andy

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You fucking assume I don't know anything, when I actually do, thats what pisses me off. You're the ignorant fuck trying to compare cock sizes about your ugly ass car which happens to have a big engine in it.

-Andy

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From a site about Isuzu Impulses.

'1989 Mitsubishi Starion ESI-R

7.616.1@86.1NANA140.85NA.35

Engine:188 HP 2.555 liter I-4 SOHC Turbocharged'

Critique:The Starion has always represented the muscle car of the

Japanese import automobiles. Its dramatic, angular

styling and raw power have been a benchmark among the

economical sportscar class. It has been much maligned

in the aftermarket for having a 'truck engine' yet its

performance matches most others, and they have been known

to beat Mustang GTs in straight line performance. Yet,

the Starion edges the JR Turbo by only a tenth of a second

to 60 mph'

It obviously matches your car.

-Andy

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ownage by andy

Freestyla11

19 posts

Beginner

2003-02-22 19:25:39

u guys are so fuckin gay

Scotch

110 posts

Pro

2003-02-22 19:29:18

says freestyla11 after taking his uncles cock out of his mouth

 
i drive a grand cherokee you dumb piece of shit. your gay little geo, or whatever the fuck that trash is, might be faster than me but i'll take slow and nice over fast and shitty. you're getting punked by everyone here because you suck almost as bad as your queer little car.

ski hard

without the bitter baby the sweet ain't as sweet-my boy jason lee
 
Ah hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

Oh, I'm sorry guys - it was the WEEKEND! I was too busy going to keg parties, picking up chicks and skiing 2 feet of fresh. Instead of sitting on the comp with my dick in my hand. You are most pathetic people in the world. ha ha! faggets.

Anyway, I'll give you the Starion, I was looking at the base model numbers. And my car isnt stock, simply by building a fuel-cut eliminator circuit and adding a bleed valve to the turbo, I'm running 17psi of boost and 220hp (from 160 stock). It cost me $10. A honda owner has to pay thousands to hit 220hp. Furthermore, you can never add a turbo to a naturally aspirated engine 'right off the bat'. The ECM cant even recognise pressurized intake air, among MANY other things. Oh shit but seriously, you guys need to get out more.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
out more? I'm out every night, not just weekends why do you see one post and assume that that person was inside all day planning the post or something.

Also, Honda owners shouldnt even be counted, because in my opinion, Honda's suck.

And what I meant by 'right off the bat' is with no serious upgrades like that which must be done to a Civic or equally shitty car.

-Andy

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don't enough try to call us out about not being out on the weekends you little fuck. my girlfriend is hotter than any chick you could ever pull and have fun at your gay little keg parties. i'm at the bar at least 4 nights a week. and i'm sure you weren't 'picking up chicks' either, especially not when they can plainly see how homo-erotic your shitty car is.

ski hard

without the bitter baby the sweet ain't as sweet-my boy jason lee
 
ohhhh you have a girlfrined, congratu-fucking-lations. Girlfriends are for guys who cant get pussy. You need a sure thing cuz you got no skills. Dont ever try to brag about your hurt-ass bitch.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
....girlfriends are for guys who can't get pussy? wow, you're SMART....

-Andy

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Yup. why tie yourself down to one girl? Theres literally millions out there. Thats actually a quote from Steeve-O from Jackass. Girlfriends get pissed when you cheat on them, you gotta buy them shit and remember stupid birthdays and shit. You gotta take them out when really you only want to fuck them. And their parents are always assholes. If you are smart, you develop a network of fuck buddies. We call it the GRP, or Girl Recycling Program. Someone picks up a chick, sees her for a while, then hooks her up with one of his friends. This means no girl is 'taken' for long and the possibility of future sexual encounters is still open. It also means that you have several people working to introduce fresh meat to The Program and the pool of members is always growing. Now dont get me wrong, I'm not saying I'm the shit, but the GRP makes it easy for the average guy to skrank a whole lotta hos. So its not that dumb afterall.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
I listen to men who shave all the hair off their body for advice on girls all the time... (extreme sarcasm)

-Andy

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Supposedly, he gets lots of chicks. In the 'Steevo Career Ender' the is videographic proof of that. He also got his asshole pierced shut.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
i hope you don't really think you're that cool. because i have a girlfriend i can't get pussy? you couldn't fuck a girl as hot as my girlfriend once let alone all the time. she also isn't ashamed to ride places with me like any chick would be with you. suck a dick you little punk.

ski hard

without the bitter baby the sweet ain't as sweet-my boy jason lee
 
stop calling me little. I'm older and bigger than you. So, lets see... you've bragged about your intelligence, your education, your ride, your girlfriend, and your nightlife. A little insecure? Whats next? Your dog is better my dog? Your dad could beat up my dad? Anyways, given the fact I dont need a single hot girlfriend to be happy and instead engage in promiscuous sex with random girls, means I have a way better appreciation of women in general than you. flamer.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
^ok. I'm tired of this thread anyway. Asspen is a waste of skin oxygen theif.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
how did an arguemtn about cars turn into a thing about girls anyways, I kinda liked arguing about the Isuzu vs other cars.

-Andy

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I know some of you guys are way outta my leauge talkin about cars. But, the league im in is the same as the guy who asked the question about whivch car to get. Im sure ill get ripped for this, but i own a 97 neon, and its quite a surprise to me, and alot of hondas. I havent done much to it, cold air intake, exhaust, and a lightened underdrive pulley. Stock, its rated at 132hp, which easily compares with honda Vtechs. Ive raced a Vtech before, which had 130hp, and i raced the worst race in my life (smoked tires thru 2nd gear, passed him in 3rd, almost blew engine missing shift to 4th) and beat a Vtech civic by 2 or 3 car lengths. I just wanted to defend the americans, especially neon, they got alot more balls then everyone thinks. Also, ive beaten a prelude at a stoplight before, but ive never raced a integra, im sure i will this summer...

'quoting yourself is the first step to world domination'

mike reed
 
Yeah but Neon's fall apart like crazy. I've known 3 people with Neons, and EVERY ONE OF THEM the tranny has dropped at like 60,000.... they are VERY poorly constructed. Also, beating Civics isnt much of a big deal, lol. I took a Civic HX w/ Vtec (which is a good engine, but its build for reliability and gas mialage more than racing) in my little stock Nissan NX1600. Honda engines have extremely low torque in lower RPMs, and they dont even reach they're full power until extremely high RPMS... which is why I see a lot of hooked up Civics lose in the takeoff but catch up later on. I completely despise Honda, I don't really have respect for people with Civics that hook them up and race them unless they're REALLY good.

-Andy

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i apologize to everyone else for still writing pointless posts in this thread but youth or whatever this fuck's name is is a joke. i wasn't bragging about my education, ride, or anything. i was responding to your stupid points. you think because you sleep with multiple girls instead of one girlfriend means you have greater respect for women? you're a fucking punchline. your own arguments don't even make sense. and you don't know if you're bigger than me or not so don't say stupid shit you can't prove. and i'm pretty sure i haven't said how old i am so you don't know that either. you're sick of this thread because you're getting punked on it. go suck a dick somewhere else you stupid fuck.

ski hard

without the bitter baby the sweet ain't as sweet-my boy jason lee
 
Dude, no way about the supra and stuff... I still say Miata... they have the most potential out of any import, they're convertable too... Hell, theres a Miata on Cardomain that does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds... thats like a fucking STREET BIKE.... it has a small block chevy engine in it I believe.

-Andy

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the blue supra with the green bridge in the background is so sick

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Viva la Resistance!

 
bah too ricey for me, I like simple yet curving designs...

-Andy

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See... the stock Supra is SWEET... people should just leave the damn body alone and focus on performance.

-Andy

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My favorite Miatas that I've seen... Notice most of them are pretty simple with the whole body modding stuff...

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That one has a GReddy turbo installed.

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Only significant body mod is the lights and body kit which is nice and OEM looking.

I thought this one was pretty sweet too... a lot of shit done to it, yet it still keeps the nice curvey/symmetrical appearance of the body

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I can't WAIT to get my Miata... It's going to be sweet...

-Andy

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You know a car is good if they didnt change anything for 7 years like the Miata (90-97)

-Andy

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http://
isuzuv12.jpg


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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
mmmmmm V12. I like that last Miata. Whats real crazy are the W16 engines Cadillac is developing. Its like 2 V8's fused together.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
rice burners...

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
Yeah, but Martin... when do you get your supra? wait...... are you even old enough to drive? :-P

I'm getting a Miata in 4 weeks...

-Andy

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my size 13 Dc's own you all.

___________________

Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
its a fuckn shame they stopped makin the supra

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
first of all its not rice burners its rice rocket and better than all of that japanese crap is a '95 M3 with stallion supercharger

(it has 650 HP)

 
'first of all its not rice burners'

it could be whatever the fuck you want it to be. they are called rice burners because in asia, where they are made, they cannot afford gas so they burn rice. thats the whole joke dumbshit.

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'Im talking about a little place i like to call, aspen'

'I dunno lloyd, the french are assholes'

 
lol, wtf are you talking about. 'They burn rice' Yeah OK, I'll just go buy a bag of Uncle Ben's and use it to put in my car.

-Andy

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The Supra, RX7, NSX, 300ZX to name a few heavyweight sportscars that got axed around '98. The RX7 is considered the best selling sportscar of all-time and even it got canned. This was due to a global economic downturn and sportscars were considered passe becuase of the SUV craze. Now, the economy is getting better and attitudes have changed and the next generation of these cars are making their way back to the markets. I'd love to see a new supra.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.
 
NSX, i dunno about that bein axed. Anyways, the supra, 300zx and rx7 were canned because they were the last of the dying breed of low volume high price sports cars. Meaning they didnt make a lot of em, and they cost a lot. I personnally thought the mustang was the best selling sports car of all time.

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
i love the body, i would put in it, a nice big block v8, the biggest i can fit, and put brand new d-wishbone suspension. Fuck that will be awesome

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
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