90 footer in my backyard...

hey wait a minute that doesn't look 90 ft to me, maybe like 83ft tops.

There should be a new forum called "Worst Threads Ever" where all the shit like this could go. It would be funny because it would be a compilation of the random stuff that pollutes are forums but that we allow to go on because of the vague amusement we occasionally receive from ripping on newb gapers and stuff.
 
I love living in SLC we drive 30 minutes and have world class backcountry. And world class resorts! With world class Parks!! sorry I used to live in Mass so Im happy.
 
i bet hes from the east coast. any of you guys who propose solutions to clearing that are all from the east coast. so is the guy who did the 65 footer. how do i know? i am god and i know everything, plus people on the west have a little more sense than that
 
You guys are awesome, I laughed my ass off. I will try to answer all of you:

Bons: I'm not gonna land 90ft, it's more like 10ft and even then very flat, but there is some power so it's not so bad

k2skier420: no it doesn't, it's about 10ft

Freestyleski12: I don't have more pics, and it's like 120 miles from my flat, cos it's my grandmas house. I hit it about 20km/h

Public_Maverick: kind of flat, but powy

fkxpro: I am pretty sure I wrote it right, but you got nice sense of humour

phatbush: I could and you are quite funny, but not as funny as fkxpro

Souljah: don't exagerate, it's 10ft

jismontheslopes: you got it, it was made as joke

MT.SNOWrider: you are very hawkeyed, indeed it's smaller than said

Ryno: I doubt, I think I would destroy it/me if I made 60mph

Akoby9: you got it too, it's a joke

K2PublicEnemy...: yes it is slowwitted

gimmehead: you must be proud of yourself...

eastAR5: it was funny, but post a pic, I really doubt, or your sister is really hardcore...

SCRATCH_900: yeah I did

mpls1506: did you got A in physics

clokio: because it isn't

lineplaya11: how it's retarder?

breck_skier91: to get 900+ views in this thread.

crazyscholar: it's not, I did

SkiBM680: maybe, but I doubt

trademark: you can't

AlJames: I won't, I am not dumb

markd13: I didn't

volklrider: another guy with good sense of humour, congratulations!

Develop: it was ok, but flat, and small, thank you anyway

the_8th_ace: I am kidding, you got it

LineRider5: thats right

Fr2Planker: I didn't build it to be poppy, because it had no landing

skiierman: good idea, funny, obviously you got good sense of humour

CrazedSkier1080: funny, yet you are a geek

skisebski: why this hate?

Dan-Man: last time I checked, I didn't have any

SkiAndDestroy: umm...

Fusion: my soulmate, but I don't have a sled or a road near to use car

Nick.: yeah I am a newbie, but I have hit 50 footer really

Petecanski: I hignly doubt this

MRGskiier: it's not, from the top of the hill

jibster_435: thank's it was funny

rachael575: you know it better, my little naughty girl

skoganskier101: it's not

Chris_marks: you missed 1 foot

tjski: 1. true, 2. true again

dweezileast: you're right

tjski: it took me about 30min, because of cold -25celsius

freeride724: don't pick on words, words means nothing

skidemon22: I am not that mad

Freeski6: kind of flat, but powwy

.fujitsu.: I do while reading your posts

skimasterflex: it's a good idea and funny too, you're my hero

Steezycheese: yes precisely

earl.: you are hawkeyed

MadTrix4Me: I got it now

hagrid: I know

throw_um_big: you little spoilt brag

jpmoffat: you are like on the head of the nail

chapz: you are not very brightheaded obviously

Jack.: it is

RideControl: yeah it's sick, cheerleader

sr8*gangsta: thanks, I'm not a kid, I am like 20 years old

freeskier1292: and you don't have any sense of humour

-ninja-: thanks!

duhamelski: I am not from any coast, apart from living in coast of baltic sea. I am from EUROPE, LATVIA

Actually most of you were OWNED and some of you don't have any sense of humour. But some posts were really funny. Thanks for great laugh!
 
Guys. He said it wasn't a 90 ft kicker. It's name is "90ft." nobody is ever going to get get 90 feet off it. Let it go.
 
oh for fucks sake.

read what the guy said - he called a shitty little jump type thing "90 ft"

THE MOTHERFUCKER NEVER SAID IT WAS A FUCKING 90 FOOT JUMP - IT IS A FUCKING JOKE AND YOU ARE ALL COMPLETE FUCKING MORONS FOR NOT READING THE FUCKING THREAD!

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Kid no.1 - "Hey Man, I dont think youll go 90ft."

Me - "OH FUCKING REALLY?!?! Any MORE HOT TIPS?!?!?"

 
jesus christ....read the damn thread!!!!!!!

1) this thread is old

2) he already said that it was a joke and he knows he's not going to go 90 ft.
 
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