9 year olds throwing cork 7's

SiverMike

SiverMike

Active member
wtf!!! dont you hate when younger kids can throw down better than you??? this kid was 9 and throwing all kinds of shit...damn my jealousy

a safety conscious drug user...isnt that an oxy-moron?-SUpilot
 
beat the shit out of him

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
eat him and shit on his face

handicaped skiing

is so hot right now.

finger old truckers for beer then sell the beer- lateralis

I have seen a jogger with one, i was high when i saw him and for the first couple of seconds i thought he was really a fucking alien(on the oakley medusa hats)

 
Yah, rape him then tell him if he ever skis again you'll do it again.

better to burn out...

...then fade away
 
or become friends with him, so when he's pro, he'll hook you up.

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The only way to prevent rape is to say yes.

'. . . thou shalt eat the herb of the field ' (Genesis 3:18)

'. . . eat every herb of the land ' (Exodus 10:12)

'Better is a dinner of herb where love is, than a stalled ox and hatred therewith' (Proverbs 15:17)

“He Causeth the Grass to Grow for the Cattle, and Herb for the Service of Man” (Psalm 104:14)

 
id be jealous too

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
i don't care as long as they don't get all high and mighty that they're better. some of them do.

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
and when they do, you take their skis and break them in two. then im pretty sure he will cry. you just have to hope his parents arent slick preppy ass lawyers.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'Oooohhhhhhhh, 'straight edge', that sounds so hardcore, I guess it's just better than saying 'I'm a sanctimonious pussy who thinks he's better than everyone else.'' -Gdawg3

 
Aight... here's my advice. Take a year to become all pro and then go back and be like 'Cha!!!!!!' and throw down like fat trick and show the kid and. Then procede to curb stomp him.

'I think you put your skis on backwards'-some kid
 
I'd rather use an easier way like breaking the kid's two legs

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
 
i just needed to post that one because i was at 199 and i coulnd't wait.

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
 
little kids are usually pretty sick, until they hit puberty and start getting hurt when they fall. then they start being pussies like the rest of us. id give anything to be 10 again.

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-steve

'life begins at point a and ends at point b. kick major ass!'

-Ted Nugent
 
I get jealous too, but only because i know if i'd been given the same chances as that kid i know i would be better than him, damn, why was i born in Glasgow?!

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I Like To Ski
 
^ SHUT UP!B&S home city and YOU don't like it?I wanna kill you!Barcelona is even worse!

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
 
Lol, sorry man, stuff's not that cool here though dude. Gangs run the place, people don't go out at night.

You're right, music in this city is huge, along with football, Rangers Vs Celtic.

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I Like To Ski
 
I'd gave the kid mad props. I wish I'd gotten into this sort of stuff when I was younger, cause then I wouldn't be as scared of it.

-Sara

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skihood.com
 
well,yeah,i guess you are right,but just reading or listening to Stuart Murdoch talking or singing about glasgow makes me wanna run all the way through france and England to Glasgow.

Yeah,partying here is all you can do...and also go to school,but that's not nearly as important as the partying and f.c. Barcelona.

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
 
Come to Glasgow sometime man, we'll ski. Just avoid anyone with a bottle, knife, gun or the classic ingenious glasgow weapon, a hammer with a stanley knife taped to the top! lol!

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I Like To Ski
 
hahaha.Okay man,look for me sometime next year or maybe this summer!

We have thousands of skinheads around here.Too many.Neonazis and stuff like that.I got robbed and almost stabbed like three times.But i'm faster than most of them!

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
 
yeah,those lil punks have balls and are all rubber...i wish i was like them.I'm sooo jealous.

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
 
I second that...

err third that

whatever

it doesn't change the fact that your sig is too long.

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Me: So you like the big powder hits?

Cam Miller: Only when I am snorting them.

=w=

franky 'you've got a beat like a cop'

hello boys
 
does anyone realize how funny this thread is, those europe kids are awsome......

-Nick Iwanyshyn

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Focus at Theory-3.com

'Ski for yourself, do what you want and fuck everyone else'

Proud Member of Canada's Drinking Team
 
my sig is too long?Oh well,too bad.I might change it.Maybe.

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I got big balls

Big old balls

Big as grape fruits

Big as pumpkins

Yes sir, yes sir

and on my really good days

they swell to the size of small dogs

my balls are as big as small dogs

well it ain't braggin' if it's true

yes sir, yes sir

Muhammad Ali said that

back when he was a young man

back when he was cassius clay

before he fought too many fights

and left his brain inside the ring

and sometimes I wish I was Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods

Yeah I got a friend whose goal in life

was to one day go down on Madonna

that's all he wanted, that was all,

to one day go down on Madonna

and when my friend was 34, he got his wish in Rome one night
 
I changed it.I hope this new change brought happines to your life as it did to mine.

Oh,fuck,never mind,i just wish i was high,too bad i'm sick and can't to shit during a fucking week.Man,i love weed.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
haha shit i love little guys throw hard stuff...from behind...

I'm such a dork

'my school is really actually gay! it got ass raped by this other school from arkansas who was a dude' - lj5

'just tell your dad you'll turn queer if you dont go. Then start leaving gay porn around the house and lube and ass beads. He'll fold like a cheap lawnchair.' - 221

'The weirdest dream I have ever had is when Chris Farley kidnapped me and forced me to touch his penis.' - snowforblood
 
raping the kid and reaking his legs is good and all buy you should drug him up thats where it's at so he hurts himself and gets blamed for taking drugs lol it's perfect

Fighting The Power Since 1995.. LINE Skis
 
find out the kids name, give him a tip, then use him to get you into parties later on in life. i saw a kid, six years old, learning sevens last weekend. and tailpresses. i competing with him for christs sake.i went home and cried when i realized how late i started. then i took a poo. i had some apple pie. didnt like the filling. so i ate the crust the went to sleep. then the kid showed up a gain the next day so i learned switch nosepresses just to show him up.

adrian
 
sean petit, 11 years old...4ft tall throwing cork 9's over the transfer gap at blackcomb(40ft)

watch him is WSKI*106

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
^^^^yes i do

I'm such a dork

'my school is really actually gay! it got ass raped by this other school from arkansas who was a dude' - lj5

'just tell your dad you'll turn queer if you dont go. Then start leaving gay porn around the house and lube and ass beads. He'll fold like a cheap lawnchair.' - 221

'The weirdest dream I have ever had is when Chris Farley kidnapped me and forced me to touch his penis.' - snowforblood
 
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