8th grade dance tonight

The guy above me is correct^ young girls (and many older ones) are stupid whores. They want to be treated like shit by older guys etc...

If you want to pick up chicks/land a gf you should really look OUTSIDE of your school. In 8th grade even if you're dating Elizabeth Hurley people still try to be little pricks about it.

But really, look outside of school. By 9th grade I had a blonde 16 y/o girl who could drive and was fucking gorgeous. So in short:

1.) Be funny

2.) Don't be too ugly

3.) Be tall

4.) Look outside of school

5.) Be yourself (unless you are none of the above)
 
Yeah it works. And if your gonna ask someone to the dance just go with it. People that you might not expect to say yes just might.
 
thats so goddamned true

what i did is they had these extremely stale cookies, so i took a bunch and frisbeed them at people i didnt like. And then i grinded for my first time. 8th grade dances are really fucking retarded
 
I dunno...9th grade seems like its gonna be better. The school Im going to now has a little under 300 kids. around 250 of those kids are elementary kids. about 160 of those elementary kids are kindergarteners.

So we have about 50 kids who are in middle school and high school, combined. exactly 13 of the high schoolers are somewhat social. They are all preppy fat girls who are bitchy though.

So the new school Im going to has all of my friends, who moved there from the school Im going to now, and they serve Subway and Taco bell for lunch, so its golden.

Plus they have a Cinematography class, which I'm really stoked on.

I went to kindergarten a year late because I think my parents didn't want me to go yet because of my social skills or something like that.
 
and there are exactly 2 kids at my school who ski and they are the kind who only do it like 3 times a year. All the kids who are REALLY into skiing in my town go to the Highschool Im switching to now. Goodbye K-12 bullshit.
 
seriously get really fucked before hand and be the star of the party, u might get in trouble but think of the stories and the school long image
 
back in the days of my middle school during grade 7 an 8 we were not alowwed to do things such as hug another girl on school property or else we'd both be sent to the office......

rumors are going around that theres now a rule that you must be 1 foot apart within every student at that school...

fucking dumbasses.
 
HAHAHAHAHA i remember that. holy shit that was funny. that rule is true it was put in effect when i was in grade 8 there
 
we just had out schools "first annual semi-formal" i didnt go cause i figured it would all be really shitty music and a bunch of people standing around. mann was i right
 
i completey agree with you. i'm in 8th grade too and i have never gone to dance yet. they are so fucking stupid and anyone who goes is just wasting a night they could spend hanging out with some friends instead of dancing to some edited rap music.

the fact that you are so excited about your 8th grade dance just makes you a loser. so have fun getting with those "hoes", which means whacking it in the bathroom.
 
o yeah totally. OMG soooo much fun.

what happened you get it in the ass again by this kid?
 
school dance are fucking hilarious im in grade 10 and we get drunk before and while dancing start fouling around with ugly fat girls and after when all the grade 7-8 are gone now serious dirty dancing starts but with nice chicks
 
get drunk. cuz no one will suspect people of drinking at an eigth grade dance. this will be the chillest dance for that of ur life. maybe
 
i do recall that when i was in gr.8 that i was scared to kiss a boy.... and that wasn't that long ago. why are 12 year olds getting head? so not right.
 
it was really fun and i saw madd hot biches with big tits. but yea my teacher was there and she's like 20 something or w.e but shes like mad hot and she was dancing it up. and i went over and dance with her like friendly and shit but i was pretty sure i saw her getting some hard nips and it wasnt cold or anything. we wer dancing for a while and pretty close and shit. i think she was really into me. do you think i should make a move on her or just like play it chill and that'd it be weerd havin a 14 yr. old bangin a 20 something year old.
 
why are you hating on me. a lot of ppl on ns ask for girl help but whenever i say something you guys like flip out
 
theres no way your gonna get with a teacher. come on. no offense, but look at your pic. im not trying to be mean but...self explainatroy
 
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