66 in a 50

give the po pos head, works everytime

mean people suck

'On a scale of 1 - 10, you all are extremely gay' - coolcat410

'Wow, half of you people is morons' - sporegasm

 
shoulda hit the gas then it would have at least said 69 on your ticket

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
I got pulled over going 76 in a 65 a week ago, Cop came up to me and asked me how fast I think I was going and I told him that I wasnt going to lie to him and that I was going 75 when I saw him, and he said since you dint lie I'm only going to give you a $20 ticket and it wouldnt go on a record...

Motherfuckers...
 
At first I thought about turning on cruise control and pretending like it was going nuts, but decided that probably wouldnt help me too much.

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
 
i got pulled over goin 65 in a 30 about four nights ago, but the cop didn't have his radar on, so i told him i was in a big hurry and i was doing about 40, so i just got a warning... hahahaha, stupid fucking cops.

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
better then 55 in a 35 while drunk and with a fake id, two bowls, a mason jar of moonshine, and a flask of rum while 18 and in your own damn neighborhood

Drivin that Train
 
just read the 'police are worthless humans' thread...

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
i passed a cop going over 60 in a 45, he just kept on driving. fastest is 75 in a 30.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
It is so easy to get outta tickets if you act and talk right...

-77 in a 55, verbal warning

-55 in a 40, written warning

-no turn signals, drunk, breathalized, etc, verbal warning.

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u know whats fun, is if u see a cop with someone pulled over just fly by em' at like 20 over the limit

We're gonna live like kings, damn hell ass kings!' -Bart Simpson

TCC WUUUUUUUUUUUUTT

Solid!

NWFT for life!

 
I got a ticket going 55 in a 25 and he wrote it for 35 in a 25. Then when I went to court to fight it, the cop didn't show up so I got the whole ticket dismissed, no charges or points.

'No its okay, I'm shaved' White Women

'I heard of Trimin the hedges, but you done scorched the earth..' Dave Chapelle.

patj
 
i make sure when ever im driving my car i either have the city judges kid, the most popular lawyers kid or one of the cops kids in my car. one time i had all 3. thats fuckin immunity bitches.

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ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 


On a really rainy day, when you see a cop sitting on the side of the road in his car with a radar gun out, just to piss them off and get them wet, speed up. When the cop pulls you over and asks you if you know how fast you were going, say 'Yes, but do you know why i was speeding?'

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violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
great and hydroplane right off the road dumbass.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
My friend was doing 135 in a 50 zone (kmh) while 'racing', and got off in court because the cop didn't have radar or any proof.

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85 in 40 - verbal

55 in 30 - verbal

totaled car speeding on dirt road - cop was there but did nothing

run red light - verbal

45 in 30 - verbal

75 in 55 - verbal

a couple more i can't remeber

not a ticket but the best was when a cop rear ended me at about 1 a.m

Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.
 
yea, I was nice, but all the stickers on my car probably didn't help 'you smell like butt', etc. also I'm a sixteen year old male. Also I have some pretty intimidating looking 6 by 9's in the back that are uncovered, so that probably doesnt help. plus I'm pretty sure he figured out i had a radar detector. My parents dont care that much, the part that sucks is that ill lose my license for 90 days. FUCK

in the year 3030, everyone wants to be an MC
 
yeah im 16 too, in a mitsubishi 3000gt, had two bitches in the car with me too one in the front one in the back that probably didnt help either, the fucking cop was an old prick i couldnt talk my way out of it

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-David
 
wow people drive really fast. i always go the speed limit.

''Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.''

P. J. O'Rourke
 
^^i think in minnesota you can get arrested for 20 over

Not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure, she's a great piece of tail with a blouse full of goodies, but it's just illegal.
 
haha i havnt got caught worth shit yet theres like 5 cops in our town of 35000 ive gone like 100 in a 60 100 in a 75 and like 70 in a 35 yeah u guys got skrewed

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its great to be straight

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'sorry, were u saying something? i was just lookin down at ure breasts.'-petek
 
i got myself a 94 in a 55, it was awesome. $145 which turned into a warrant for my arrest in the state of pennsylvania thank you very much

 
83 or sonmthin in a 50, without a license. cant get my permit til september 1st by then i'll be almost 17, and almost 18 by the time i get my license.

-COUNTRY MUSIC GIVES YOU HERPES-

- Hey kids, theres juice under the sink! -

Recipe for making an ass of yourself:

1. Become as gay as possible.

2. Try to fit in.

3. Drink the bong water.

 
ya my best would have to be 98 in a 55. That was bad news. 2 months after I got my licensce, the cop said he only got my on radar going 84 but that he knew I was going about 95. I should have gotten a $350-400 ticket, loss of licensce and arrested. Somehow I got 2 points and a $140 ticket, I was psyched about that.

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Rural Uproar Teaser

'i also love anal sex...taking and giving, theres nothing better than a fat black cock ripping your anus a little bit when you wake up each morning...email me....i am wafreeskier@hotmail.com'

-Alpentalik
 
haha, they're arn't even any cops in my town...it was a state trooper. and it was $172.

in the year 3030, everyone wants to be an MC
 
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