Shark.
Active member
READ UP BITCHES
-everything is OBO, so offer up children
-YOU PAY SHIPPING
-not shipping to Canada, sorry too many problemos
-only thing I will trade for is a new car or all BLACK XL SAGA JACKET
-paypal only
-shipping from BEND OREGON
BUY UP!
1. XL Causwell. Worn all season, but still in fan-fucking-tastic shape. One TINY cut/stain on the back (pic). Guaranteed to get you laid.
2. XL Moment pantalones. Also worn all season, but guess what, still in AWESOME shape! No major cuts, only typical cuff shredding, even that is not that bad, plus a couple tiny rail stains scattered around. Ladies will love to take them off of you and suck your weiner.
3. 5XL BOZZ. That's right children, 5XL. Pretty much perfect condition, worn skiing once, worn around the fuckin house a couple times. I cut two tiny slits on the inside of the ribbing to put a string through so you're not as big as fat albert. Never washed. Makes you fuckin fly.
4. Black EG2's. Super duper goggles. Lenses have tiny scratches, but nothing that inhibits your view. Straps have tiny bit of piling, but who gives a fuck about that. These will give you laser vision.
5. Fuckin pow skis. K2 Hellbents 189cm, more rocker than you can handle. Mounted once dead center with Marker Free 12 bindings, bsl 315. NO BRAKES ON BINDINGS. Willing to part out. All base damage has been p-tex'd. Has some gnar topsheet chipping, but who gives a fuck about that. I would like to get $400, but again, fucking OBO
6. Dakine Pow and Park gloves. Older models, but still super dope. Pow gloves have one rip in right middle finger (pic), but still super warm. Park gloves have no rips, just used. Willing to let these go cheap/cheaper together.
Again if you are fucking mental, everything is OFFER UP.
That is all. Now BUY MY PRETTIES
-everything is OBO, so offer up children
-YOU PAY SHIPPING
-not shipping to Canada, sorry too many problemos
-only thing I will trade for is a new car or all BLACK XL SAGA JACKET
-paypal only
-shipping from BEND OREGON
BUY UP!
1. XL Causwell. Worn all season, but still in fan-fucking-tastic shape. One TINY cut/stain on the back (pic). Guaranteed to get you laid.
2. XL Moment pantalones. Also worn all season, but guess what, still in AWESOME shape! No major cuts, only typical cuff shredding, even that is not that bad, plus a couple tiny rail stains scattered around. Ladies will love to take them off of you and suck your weiner.
3. 5XL BOZZ. That's right children, 5XL. Pretty much perfect condition, worn skiing once, worn around the fuckin house a couple times. I cut two tiny slits on the inside of the ribbing to put a string through so you're not as big as fat albert. Never washed. Makes you fuckin fly.
4. Black EG2's. Super duper goggles. Lenses have tiny scratches, but nothing that inhibits your view. Straps have tiny bit of piling, but who gives a fuck about that. These will give you laser vision.
5. Fuckin pow skis. K2 Hellbents 189cm, more rocker than you can handle. Mounted once dead center with Marker Free 12 bindings, bsl 315. NO BRAKES ON BINDINGS. Willing to part out. All base damage has been p-tex'd. Has some gnar topsheet chipping, but who gives a fuck about that. I would like to get $400, but again, fucking OBO
6. Dakine Pow and Park gloves. Older models, but still super dope. Pow gloves have one rip in right middle finger (pic), but still super warm. Park gloves have no rips, just used. Willing to let these go cheap/cheaper together.
Again if you are fucking mental, everything is OFFER UP.
That is all. Now BUY MY PRETTIES
