500 million dollars on the line, you guys playing?

ive never bought a ticket before, but im def gonna this time. $640,000,000? yea, ill take my chances. hopefully i dont get mauled 9 times in a row by a bear before i get a chance to claim my money
 
Shits rigged.
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I somehow managed to click on the wrong thing or something. Disregard my other posts, I'm a tard. Have some numbers matching and one set where the mega is is the only thing matching
 
I'm assuming they keep an electronic record of what numbers are given out so they know instantly if someone won and don't just have to wait and see if anyone comes forward, right?
 
^I'd assume that's the case. However most news agencies reported the wrong numbers as winning numbers (2-4-... instead of ...-2-4)

 
All the numbers on that you pick go from least to greatest. It does not matter what order the numbers are picked in.
 
I think it is funny how many people hate on the lotto, yeah, the odds are terrible, and you aren't gonna win, but a ticket is 1$. Who cares, may as well try, someone has to win...
 
I snagged one at the bowling alley. Shockingly didn't win anything. Oh well.

On the plus side I bowled an awesome game left handed. Agreed to go bowling without thinking about the fact that I can't lift heavy object and def can't swing them around with my right arm. I showed those pins who was boss bitches.

- riveting tale
 
meh...didn't win. got a couple of mega balls which I think is $3 and a few with 2 numbers matching...oh well....someone won though...I saw the jackpot get reset.
 
meh...didn't win. got a couple of mega balls which I think is $3 and a few with 2 numbers matching...oh well....someone won though...I saw the jackpot get reset.
 
i think the highest lottery we have seen in a while is 26million. thats huge for us canadians. buy us alot of syrup eh
 
Even if each person chose the lump sum which is after federal taxes 347 million, then split three ways is 115.67 million each, after taxes

So 100 million, AFTER TAXES

I don't think any of the winners will be complaining haha
 
for real? holy shit. I should go get my ticket scanned.

no joke about playing it though. it was awkward for me to buy the ticket...I ran out during lunch break at work (middle of the night in the ghetto) and barely knew how to ask for the ticket...they were out of cards too, talk about looking like a newb.
 


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5 + 0

161

$250,000

4 + 1

897

$10,000

4 + 0

40,423

$150

3 + 1

46,887

$150

2 + 1

780,589

$10

3 + 0

2,086,571

$7

1 + 1

4,669,851

$3

0 + 1

8,727,236

$2

hope this works.
 
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