here's how the list was SUPPOSED to go......
1. Watch the sunset together. this is really easy if you're doing it doggystyle
2. Take showers together. soap is a pretty good lubricant
3. Back rubs/massages/vibrator sessions
4. Listen to porno music and fuck with the lights on or w/ blacklight
5. French Kiss. like lesbian porn stars
6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt. handcuffs work good too if you want to keep your hands free
7. Whisper to each other.....about how good a quickie sounds right about now
8. Cook for each other.....then have sex on the dishwasher
9. Skinny dip in a public pool
10. Make out in the rain for a really long time so her shirt gets soaked
11. Dress each other......minus the underwear
12. Undress each other......using teeth only
13. Fuck every part of their body
14. Hold hands or tie them to the bedpost
15. Sleep together on the first date
16. One word *Anal
17. Dry fuck in just underwear.
18. Buy sex toys for each other.
19. oysters
20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and spray it on her best friend to make her think you're cheating
21. Wear her clothes.
22. Find a nice secluded place to get laid
23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for a big mess
24. fuck at every chance you get.
25. wear crotchless underwear and let them find out.
26. Kinky is great*Blindfolds make kinky better.
27. give them enormous hickies on their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I tagged you.
28. fuck Bubble baths.
29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight and pick up a random bisexual chick for a threesome.
30. Make a pearl necklace
31. recite poetry while going down on her.
32. pull her hair when you're fucking her from behind.
33. Head is the universal medicine.
34. Say I love you, only when you want to fuck and make sure they know you only want to fuck.
35. Give random gifts of lingerie/candy/dirty stories etc.
36. Tell her that she*s the only girl you ever want. lie.
37. Spend every second possible together having sex.
38. Tell her that she doesn*t have to do anything she doesn*t want to. then tell her you were just kidding and you hope she stretched before she came over
39. Look into each other*s eyes when you cum on her.
40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her that was great sex, then have a cigarette
41. Tell her you want to fuck her using only body language and your eyes.
42. When in public, only flirt w/ chicks you want to have a threesome with.
43. Walk behind her and put your hands down her pants
44. Put your dick in their mouth when they aren*t looking.
45. Clothes are no fun unless their tossed on the floor.
46. Buy her a dildo.
47. Keep all of her bras and panties somewhere where you see them everyday.
48. don't ever sing to each other.
49. Read the penthouse forum to each other .
50. PDA = Please Do Anal.
51. Take advantage of any time alone together to get as naked as possible.
52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with 69.
53. Draw her naked fingering herself. (If you can)
54. Let her sit on your face
55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain. most tents resist stains pretty easy
56. Lips were made for being sperm receptacles . So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.
57. Kiss her stomach then donkey punch her.
58. Always hold her around her hips/sides so you don't slip out.
59. Guys like no shirts. and no pants too
60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal. then ditch her with the bill and fuck your waitress
61. cherries*(ever seen a jenna jameson flick?)
62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart. then shoot yourself
63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren*t close enough to bite her nipples
64. Dance together horizontally
65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love in a position you've never tried before
66. I love the way a girl looks right after she*s fallen asleep with her head in my lap. wow i didn't even have to change that one
67. Carry her to bed then dead horse her before she wakes up
68. Waterbeds are fun unless you're into S&M, then it tends to get kinda wet.
69. You figure it out. just watch out for when your nose slips in her butthole
70. Do cute things like write I wanna watch you go down on another chick in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.
71. Break every one of your parent*s valuable possessions in a wild sex exhibition when they're not home
72. Make excuses to go down on them every 5 minutes
73. Even if you are really busy doing someone else, go out of your way to call and say I love you.
74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them after you fuck some horny drunk chick you just met.
75. Remember your dreams and tell her you'll break up with her if she doesn't try what you just dreamed about
76. drive your car 2 miles just to fuck for a few minutes.
77. drive home and call her a slut.
78. Tell each other your most sacred sexual positions.
79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of fetish or sick fantasies you have .
80. Be Prince Charming to her parents so her mom wants to fuck you
81. Act out mutual dirty fantasies together. (necessarily sexual)
82. Brush the cum in her hair out of her face for her.
83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to fuck
84. have casual sex with his/her friends.
85. Go to church and fuck in the confessional together.
86. Take her to see a romantic movie and finger her the whole time
87. give her oral sex under a full moon on a clear night.
88. Learn from each other and don*t make the same mistake twice. if she doesn't swallow the first time get a chick that does
89. Everyone deserves a second chance, but usually it's sloppy
90. Describe the joy you'd feel just to be with her and another girl at the same time.
91. Make sacrifices for each other. for example, you can only sleep with other girls if you do your own laundry
92. Really love each other, or just pretend to so you can keep getting laid
93. Write a fictional story about how you want to give it to them.
94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren*t thinking about fucking them, and make sure they know it.
95. Love bisexuals before you love anyone else.
96. Learn to talk dirty in foreign languages.
97. Dedicate songs to them in pornos.
98. get off on the phone with each other.
99. Sleep naked together with as many people as possible.
100. make fun of them when someone talks trash.
101. forget the kiss goodnight. you should already be tired enough from fucking
-Strode
Abba Zabba, you my only friend
.... Luckly im taken now
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