50 things guys wish girls new

thanks bud..try checking your info..i know mark..we were kidding around..haha??

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
 
i dont know what this crazy bitch is talking about?

naw we know each other

unfortionitly

Would you guys like me better if i had huge tits? - my not so good looking friend on why hes not popular with the ladies
 
or, i could jsut contiune to say that

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

 
did you know that you can't make empty posts? odd

BACON (receiving a monstrous, leafy cocktail)

What's that?

SAMOAN JO

A cocktail, you asked for a cocktail.

BACON

No, I asked you to give me a refreshing drink. I wasn't expecting a

fucking rainforest; you could fall in love with an orang-atang in that.

Shut up phrosty - The rest of the world percieves the average american to be dumb, stupid and a redneck because of that exact attitude – Schlonigator

 
yeah... this is the way to pick up a girl. surprise surprise a girl sent me these:

101 Most Romantic/Passionate/SweetThings

Do For Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend (101 steps to having a good relationship)

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Take showers together.

3. Back rubs/massages.

4. Listen to classical music and cuddle in the dark or w/ blacklight.

5. French Kiss.

6. Hold her w/ hands inside the back of her shirt.

7. Whisper to each other.

8. Cook for each other.

9. Skinny dip.

10. Make out in the rain.

11. Dress each other.

12. Undress each other.

13. Kiss every part of their body.

14. Hold hands.

15. Sleep together. (Actually sleep with each other*not sex)

16. One word*Foreplay

17. Sit and talk in just underwear.

18. Buy gifts for each other.

19. Roses.

20. Find out their favorite cologne/perfume and wear it every time you*re together.

21. Wear his clothes.

22. Find a nice secluded place to lie and watch the stars.

23. Incense/candles/oils/blacklights and music make for great cuddling/sex.

24. Kiss at every chance you get.

25. Don*t wear underwear and let them find out.

26. Kinky is bad*Blindfolds are good.

27. Lightly kiss their collarbone and their jawbone just below the ear, then whisper I love you.

28. Bubble baths.

29. Go for a long walk down the beach at midnight.

30. Make love.

31. Write poetry for each other.

32. Kiss/smell her hair.

33. Hugs are the universal medicine.

34. Say I love you, only when you mean it and make sure they know you mean it.

35. Give random gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

36. Tell her that she*s the only girlyou ever want. Don*t lie.

37. Spend every second possible together.

38. Tell her that she doesn*t have to do anything she doesn*t want to. And mean it.

39. Look into each other*s eyes.

40. Very lightly push up her chin, look into hereyes, tell her you love her,and kiss her lightly.

41. Talk to each other using only body language and your eyes.

42. When in public, only flirt w/ each other.

43. Walk behind her and put your hands in her front pockets.

44. Put love notes in their pockets when they aren*t looking.

45. Clothes are no fun.

46. Buy her a ring.

47. Keep one of her bras somewhere where you see it everyday.

48. Sing to each other.

49. Read to each other.

50. PDA = Public Display of Affection.

51. Take advantage of any time alone together.

52. Tell her about how you answered every question in math with her name.

53. Draw. (If you can)

54. Let her sit on your lap.

55. Go hiking and camp out together in the woods or on a mountain.

56. Lips were made for kissing. So were eyes, and fingers, and cheeks, and collarbones, and hands, and ears.

57. Kiss her stomach.

58. Always hold her around her hips/sides.

59. Guys like half-shirts.

60. Take her to dinner and do the dinner for two deal.

61. Spaghetti* (Ever see Lady and the Tramp?)

62. Hold her hand, stare into her eyes, kiss her hand and then put it over your heart.

63. Unless you can feel their hear beating, you aren*t close enough.

64. Dance together.

65. Sit in front of a roaring fire and make out/make love.

66. I love the way a girl looks right after she*s fallen asleep with her head in my lap.

67. Carry her to bed.

68. Waterbeds are fun.

69. You figure it out.

70. Do cute things like write I love you in a note so that they have to look in a mirror to read it.

71. Break every one of your parent*s relationship rules for them.

72. Make excuses to call them every 5 minutes

73. Even if you are really busy doing something, go out of your way to call and say I love you.

74. Call from your vacation spot to tell them you were thinking about them.

75. Remember your dreams and tell her about them.

76. Ride your bike 8 miles just to see them for a few hours.

77. Ride home and call them.

78. Tell each other your most sacred secrets/fears.

79. Somehow incorporate them into any kind of religion or worship you have.

80. Be Prince Charming to her parents. (Brownie Points)

81. Act out mutual fantasies together. (Not necessarily sexual)

82. Brush her hair out of her face for her.

83. Stay up all night to think of 101 ways to be sweet to them.

84. Hang out with his/her friends. (more brownie points)

85. Go to church/pray/worship together.

86. Take her to see a romantic movie and remember the parts she liked.

87. Cuddle together under a full moon on a clear night.

88. Learn from each other and don*t make the same mistake twice.

89. Everyone deserves a second chance.

90. Describe the joy you feel just to be with him/her.

91. Make sacrifices for each other.

92. Really love each other, or don*t stay together.

93. Write a fictional story about how you met/fell in love, etc. and give it to them.

94. Let there never be a second during any given day that you aren*t thinking about them, and make sure they know it.

95. Love yourself before you love anyone else.

96. Learn to say sweet things in foreign languages.

97. Dedicate songs to them on the radio.

98. Fall asleep on the phone with each other.

99. Sleep naked together.

100. Stand up for them when someone talks trash.

101. Never forget the kiss goodnight. And alwaysremember to say, 'Sweet dreams.'

 
i just laugh...mwa hahahaha

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mm, they're really good. so tender and fresh and...yeah the cookies are good too, lol -petek on the topic of Girlscout cookies

NS Ogre Crew
 
most of these things have seemed to work on my gf so all you lonely sob's better take note. i admit i'm pretty whipped but not as bad as some

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I apologize in advance for my retarded posts. i just get that way sometimes...

 
steph, look carefuly at the image blinsblind posted you can see me in it... lol luv ya girl

lol

what is so bad about loving the cocks, dave do and we all love him....

Val d'Irene represent!!!!!!!!!!

NS media fo ever!!!!

'believe me- when you ski like timboskier- you have every right to be cocky. the kid throws cork 12s and double lincoln grabs'- zachd

Proud member of the resurrected PPP
 
i didnt read the girls list, but im sure its o so gay

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Screw Moseley!

Guerilla Trooper of the Silent Army

::Viva la Resistance!::
 
yea i don't wanna read it either, but then again you're gay and i still read your post......

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i think girls allready know more then 1/2 that stuff, they just dont want to do it.

'Hey how could that fungus have fooled me?'

'because fungus is smarter then u dipshit'-Me and my locker partner discussing the stench that comes from a sealed tupperware container in our locker.

Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party

 
awwwww cedric!!!!luv ya too thanks!!:)

and mark...learn how to spell if youre trying to hit me with one last blow hun

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
 
hit me where it hurts

my spelling.

well im gonna go read my dictionary now.

ps. any spelling mistakes in that one dyke?

Would you guys like me better if i had huge tits? - my not so good looking friend on why hes not popular with the ladies
 
right..blondie i dont get what you mean-i AM a girl...and i already stated that by that guy posting that..he wasnt going to pick up girls lol

right mark...here i am, dyking it out..??

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
 
hahaha, Blinds, that shit made me laugh, the picture... hahahahaha

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

'Drive this car till the wheels fall off'-martin lawrence
 
yup. no problem. thats my job..

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

Im Scared

When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man

 
no i'm not that clever to come up with something like this, but here it goes....

The infamous 'Bitch Poem'

Ahhh Women...

Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess

I have two mounds upon my bodice

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee

I can justify any shopping spree

Not to a barber, but a beauty salon

Can get a massage without a hard on

Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas

Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass

I always save money by using coupons

Can admit to others when I am wrong

Don't drive in circles at any cost

So I don't have to admit when I am lost

Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon

Every time I go to the john

Let me tell you men

Listen to me boys

Those things in your pants

That you treat as toys

You love them more then we ever will

We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill

I spend two hours preparing for a date

Only to find you're two hours late

I don't watch movies with lots of gore

Don't need instant replay to remember the score

I won't lose my hair

I don't get jock itch

And just cause I'm assertive

Don't call me a bitch

I don't wear the same underwear everyday

The food in my fridge has no sign of decay

I don't go to Sears

To look at the tools

i don't cheat at poker

I follow the rules

I don't smoke cigars

Don't pay for drinks at bars

I don't punch my friends just to say 'Hi'

And it's o.k. for me to cry

I know all you men

Think that you're 'IT'

But compared to a woman

You just ain't SHIT!

lata,

Sonya
 
this is rather funny , but i think it kinda makes guys sound bad..

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Accept no one's defitnition of your life: Define your self. Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim.

- Terrible One

 
The girls took this post too seriously, you didn't see guys flipping out when that one girl posted the 50 things guys should know or whatever. I didn't even make this up I got it off a website, and I don't need to pick up a girl because I have one so whatever. Regardless... this stuff is funny as hell.

 
now if i can get a girlfriend to do those things in that 101 list with.. hrmm

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
its ok, i just wasnt sure blondie lol

and thats the thing...i dont think us girls took it too seriously...i dont..exactly-we had our own post about this, so whatever..when i posted my first msg about this, i even said i was kidding lol

*All the 'Best Deceptions and the Clever Cover Story' awards go to You*
 
So tell me dudes....i need some clarification...

#25 is something along the lines of dont poop or fart...

but then theres #46 A sure way to keep a guy around for awhile is to have anal sex with him. We can't put into words how it feels.

so uh...a farting girl is gross, but its ok to stick your wang up her cornhole? seems to be a conflict here....

egh. you're all full'a shit anyway.

 
well as long as you dont take a shit while his dick is up your ass then its ok

changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?

haha thats right, got you good fucker!
 
ok that 101 things list from aoe.. some of those things woud just be anoying. Ad some of them are REALLY pointless. Go to church/worshp together?!!

My god... i can't think of anything funny to say here
 
Fuck, no wonder chicks think most guys are pricks, half you guys are fucking tosspots, grow the shit up, fags.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabba Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*

@Talent Is Important, But Image Is God!@

%Jesus Is My Homeboy%
 
dudes i didnt read that 101 junk about girls cause judging on chaimails that iv gotten its all bullshit about holding hands and cheesy pick up lines

One time I heard a skiboarder tell me they can have style. I shit my pants and ran home- West
 
yeah i hate fucking holding hands, now taking showers together is hella cool, especially since the water cleans out the nasty 'down there' taste so its not a chore to go down on a chick

ps-i still do it out of the shower, i just dont really like it

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Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
i found one i agree with

45. Clothes are no fun.

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
yea this list fuckin makes me laugh everytime i read it, cause its really true, and theres no denying

the girls list can just die....cause it might be true for some, but yea, it just needs to burn

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fuckin a.....what...i mean fuckin a dog

wtf?

emogirl...you're immune fool

 
wow, haha just wow. awesome thread..pretty clever poem up there^......reading this whole thing...i could not even stop laughing

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Snowboarding Is For Little Fat Kids
 
i find 46. 'A sure way to keep a guy around for awhile is to have anal sex with him. We can't put into words how it feels.' funny

imagining that you're stickin it up a guy in the poop shoot? SHOUTS OUT GAY

 
that is one of the funniest (and most true) things I have read in a while....thank you for the laugh.

Just a thought

'Hey check this out'
 
i think some of those things on that 101 list made my girlfriend dump me. Bah.

okay, i just gotta say...please stop making the FARP video things. Its cool if you wanna make them and all, but dont make a website about it etc. Or at least get better first. You are hurting the industry. When snowboarders see skiers like Fred and Randall doing stupid flailing 360 attempts 8 inches off the ground, they laugh there heads off, and skiing takes another blow. So please, if you wanna make your movies, thats cool. But just stop trying to get noticed. Thats all. Peace. P.S. Your spinning the wrong way.-sunvalleyskibum
 
wow, i must say, jailbait's a bitch. go seward.

remember; i cant be trusted, becase the only ski movies ive ever seen were the warren miller ones, and in the haze.

and yes, i am in love with (a) sam caylor and (b)harvey.
 
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