5 things you didnt know about your penis

No. 4: You Can Break Your Penis

There is no "penis bone," but you can break your penis all the same. It's called penile fracture, and it's not a subtle injury. When it happens, there's "an audible pop or snap," Montague says. Then the penis turns black and blue. And there's terrible pain.

Penile fracture is rare, and it typically happens to younger men because their erections tend to be quite rigid.

Here's how to avoid penile fracture: don't use your penis too roughly. A common way that penile fracture happens, Montague says, is when a man is thrusting too hard and fast during sex, and slams into his partner's pubic bone. Also, a woman who moves wildly while on top of a man during sex can break a man's penis.

ouch
 
kidney stones fucking blow. my dad just had to have a hugeeee one removed and had a tube going up his dick into his kidney for 3 days. he said it was one of the most painful things hes experienced.

 
that was one of those things like when you see someone get nutted on a rail or something and it starts to hurt you just from watching
 
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bahahaha

"In an MRI

picture, the penis looks distinctly boomerang-like, as noted by a French

researcher who studied men and women having sex inside an MRI scanner."

what an interesting job...
 
seen it on a TLC special. its hilarious. they told the guy he had to last ten minutes to get all the pictures, and he was like... shiiiit and his wife laughed.
 
I have a friend who is an ER doc - I have heard the story this way:

Man comes into ER, woman was riding him too roughly - man hears pop and has terrible pain, penis swells to (here it comes)....

THE THICKNESS OF A WINE BOTTLE!!!!!

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Id fight though the pain and keep screwing if my dick was the size of a wine bottle ... then we would both go to the hospitol afterwards
 
I believe the appropriate response to this is.....

A wine bottle?!?! - How is my penis going to shrink after I break it?
 
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