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If you had to think up a 5 min movie and it had to be hella funny, and something thats actually possible to film and edit what would it be? Any ideas would be awesome. I know alot of people are gonna say porn, and that would be killer but it needs to be funny too.

 
i made a five minute movie of some of my buddies and i shooting another kid with over 1000 rounds of paintballs...the screaming in pain just never gets old...i just can never stop laughing from it

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5 minutes of destruction would be cool. I dont know about funny, but find some old barn or something and just start tearin it to pieces. Thats always fun to watch.

 
if it was winter you could throw snowballs at cars and then film it when assholes get out and try to chase you

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yeah definatley breaking shit alot of it

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npublic enemy900: dont get me started on this shit u have a better chance getting raped by a car than fucking urself cause i smoked
 
midget porn!

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dude, i made a movie of beowulf for school, 8 1/2 minutes long(could prolly be shortened to 5 if you had to), totally joking and not serious, funny as shit

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
the stuff you need

1. someone breaking a beer bottle on someones head

2. something with gas and fire

3. breaking glass

4. my friend (who is black) made up this thing about having someone dress up as KKK and then chasing him through the mall as a joke and have somone else film...that would be awsome

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the last one....thats perfect, haha, i was thinkin bout a movie called- fun with rascism...nothing bad, just something funny

 
id make a porn where the girl suddenly got the runs

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^ that would be the most revolting thing ever i wouldent be able to think of sex for like 2 or 3 min after that.

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haha, beowulf would make a funny movie.. you could break a lot of stuff in it. midget porn? eh

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my friends and i are doing this kind of stunts movie this summer some of the ex. we're doing are...

1) beer bottle over the head

2) jumping off the back of a boat doing 30 mph

3) some hard core flipping off of clips and i've got one friend who is willing to belly flop of a 20 footer as long as hes guaranteed in the movie

4) hardcore drinking (film at parties because funny shit ALWAYS happens at parties

5) kind of take on the jackass egg eating contest only its a see who can chug a gallon of milk the fastest

6) paintball assassinations

any other ideas are welcome

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(Gallant)

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-Pep Fujas

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low budget stuff is automatically funny, thats half of the reason beowulf kicked ass

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Dan Maguire

Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent

and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
 
2 of my friends work at the shell station here in mammoth. as soon as a get a nice replica airsoft gun im gonna stick that store up and cause some havok terrorist style and get it on tape

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
 
^ thats fucked up dude

Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is

(Gallant)

Five-9 Productions

'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'

-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud

-Pep Fujas

-MR
 
'5) kind of take on the jackass egg eating contest only its a see who can chug a gallon of milk the fastest'

so you mean, just like the jackass milk drinking competition?



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ya thats what i was thinkin... its been done with strawberry, choclate and white

'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

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and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.

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that sticking up of the gas station would actually be really funny, as long as someone doesnt think its for real and calls the cops on ya. I got some ideas to work with but lets have some more. my one friend said i should do like 5 min in the life of someone. and someone else suggested i do the a movie bout a guy that wants to be a porn star but cant get an errection- i dont know, but a movie as short as 5 min is harder than i thought

 
we gave this fat kid a helmet and a cup and beat him as hard as we could with wiffle ball bats, next time im guna get it on tape and set it to the music of 'Die Motherfucker Die' by the Ghetto Boys........hahah good times

-ryan kavana
 
i know a kid that made a dog porn. he went around and filmed dogs licking eachothers asses and shit and the odd humping... and like pissing and shit... then he eddited it to porn music and handed it in as his grade 10 shop project. he failed.

Dave Pauls

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I like dead kittens.
 
k2skier -sorry but your movie sounds pretty lame, all that stuff has been done 1000 times allready and some of the stuff you listed wouldnt have even been funny the first time. just kill yourself

 
1) get a giant suitcase, walk into a crouded mall, and while people are watching, get a small kid(your bro) who would be walking by casually, throw him in the suitcase and toss it down the stairs.

2)dress up in adidas warm-ups, bring in a linoleum mat or something, and a boom box, roll it out in the mall, and start attempting to break dance and top rock.

3)idunno i ran outta ideas now..maybe do 1 and 2 at the same time or something.

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hahaha jibempyre, that would be so funny watching me and most the kids on this site attempt to breakdance

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wow, jibempyer definetly has the best one so far, but i know theres better stuff out there...i mean most of us just sit around and really really funny stuff happens but we never write it down and then end up forgettin about it 10 min later when something else funny happens. So next time something fuckin priceless happens- post it, thank you

 
yeah make a porn you fuck.. what else woudy ou do with vailua b time.. damn whey idd you think of? you fuck.. jesase, or trippeger happy tiv is funny too..

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