5 functions of a tall tee

[jibjunkie]

tall tees are so much better than shorter tees. they keep you warmer and look cooler so lets all post our 5 functions of a taller t shirt. ill start this off1. mobile sleeping bag2. pantsing protection. if somebody pantses you its ok you are covered3. towel4. warmth a tall tee covers twice as much of you than a short tee5. finally ghettoness they just look tight.karma for the best submissions

 

[statuswhitegirl]

weve all seen the vid

 

[Thizzed]

1. A sex weapon2. A Bib for eating3. A place to cover up when your jerkin it4. A Dress for gym class (did it once)5. A bed sheet

 

[Peter.]

the best one from that video was mobile tent

 

[PhaedeD]

jihad face wrap...

 

[Blurst]

1.Potato sack

 

[matttt]

1. To look gangster

2. To look gangster

3. To look gangster

4. To look gangster

5. To look gangster

 

[D-HAWK]

yeahh...

 

[M+M]

#5 is spot on, i used my tall tees for sleeping when i had nothing else

 

[MastaAce]

6. street cred, of course. tall tees make u instantly recognizable and nobody can tell how many guns your hiding under there.

 

[jibjunkie]

damn straight

 

[steezepleeze~]

1.when stuck in the open ocean on a raft. tall tees make the perfect sail. your saved!2. midgets dont need to buy expensive robes when a tall t will do just fine3. you can hide up to 3 midgets on your person4. can be made instantly into a hammock5. parachutes

 

[b-kul]

cuz im tall and lanky?

 

[coolhandluke]

blend in when visiting the middle east:

 

[cashdebt]

cuz they're cheap

 

[Gaespar]

Could someone embed or send a link to the video you're talking about?

 

[natedogg789435]

1) makes u into a better skiier. (wait i should get one of them there tall tees)

 

[GreenStezz]

 

[nickman]

Sir, I find dispute with one of your claims. One could assume that a midget would want (as most people would) to save money on a delicious robe. But, I fear that your "im not a midget standpoint" has indeed clouded your judgement.

Midgets are a strange people, hailing from the many extremes of this world. But alas, they can't help but be stared at as though they were some otherworldly creature. A midget, sir, I would submit to you, would prefer that the attention they draw would be attributed not to their abnormal size, but to a decatant robe draped upon their miniscule shoulders.

On that note, I bid you good day, sir.

 

[unchyll]

to keep yo sawed off shotgun hidden nice when its lodged next to yo dick in yo cuddie when tha sitch gets hot yadddididiidididididamean

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

1. To steal the wal-mart stickers when the guys is off duty (ahhh davis)

2. Warmmzzzz!!!!!!!111111!!!!!two!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Look like a g?

4. save money on pants.

5. mobile HOUSE (100XL and its no longer a tent, its a fricken house)

 

[no_steeze]

5. to make yourself feel better about the fact that you're actually a skinny white kid

 

[DaewonS]

to break racial boundries^

 

[7-11_Slurpee]

 

[Ben.]

^ ahahahahah "whats a function?"

 

[scientist]

1) You can start a sentence with a word beginning with "T".