4chan by the urban dictionnaty
you have just entered the very heart, soul, and life force of the 
internet.
this is a place beyond sanity, wild and untamed. there is nothing new
here. "new" content on 4chan is not found; it is created from old
material. every interesting, offensive, shocking, or debate inspiring
topic youve seen elsewhere has been posted here ad infinitum. we are
the reason for "
not safe for work". we are the 
anonymous
army. cross us and you will fail. anonymous is everywhere. you depend
on us every day. we bag your groceries, we fix your computers.
anonymous sees you before you see him. sitting at desks around the
world right now is a nameless, faceless, unforgiving mafia composed of
the best of the best.
we are 4channers. the people devoid of any type of 
soul or 
conscience. products of 
cynicism and 
apathy, spreading those very sentiments daily. anonymous is the hardened 
war veteran
of the internet. he does not forgive or forget. we have seen things
that defy explantions. heard stories that would make any god-fearing,
law abiding citzen empty their stomach where they stand. we have
experienced them multiple times and eagerly await their return.
4chan is a place of sheer 
genius and utter 
stupidity,
and there is often a thin line dividing the two. here you will see a
state of mind that exists in most human beings, but is rarely if ever
shown. this is a place where taboos do not exist. 4chan cannot simply
be regarded as a simple website or imageboard. it is so much more than
code. 4chan is alive and constantly changing. this is a subculture, a
self-governing sect of the world. rich in history and foundation. to
become a 4chan user is to speak a different language. to leave behind
any methods of conventional thinking you once knew.
there are things here that you will not understand and things you never will understand. if you cannot accept this then 
GTFO now. because there is no turning back.
this is 4chan
this is /b/