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If I could buy John Symms at Target..... I would go to costco and buy john symms in bulk.
 


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4:00 p.m. Nice fakie 180, Kristi. Oops. Stays on her feet. And she’s skipping the rest of the course. At least she didn’t blow up and eat shit like the rest of the girls. Kristi’s ability to ski from top to bottom without injury might just bump her into that coveted first-place spot.

4:08 p.m. Uncle E is bringing spectators back from commercial with the quote, “Slopestyle for you newcomers…” I guess he doesn’t realize that all the newcomers are competing in the women’s slopestyle right now. Meg just blew up and ate shit on the flat-down box. No worries, Meg. You’d only have to worry if somebody behind you was about to land a run.

ahahah simms your the man

 
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