40yr old virgin..

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this is the best comedy of all summer.. you have to see it. i was doubled over from laughter the entire time.

Andy tell us about your craziest sexual experience...

Well I was with this girl and she was a freak. She liked to talk dirty she would say things like screw me you dirty screwer... i had my hand on her boob and it felt like.. a bag of sand.

this is not word for word but just imagine Andry(Brick Tambland) saying that.. and you get the idea.

 
TACKLE DRUNK BITCHES.......... that movie was soo amazing, beats wedding crashers id say

i'm sure 99% of this site knows that jon gets laid more than 99% of this site. --strode420
 
the girl that used the showerhead to masturbate, aka "beth", is elizathbeth something and she used to go to my school. talk about weird.

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Good Fun With A Hand Gun

Sacadelic
 
did she use shower heads to masturbate back then?

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

Sheldon

that's going to be one fucked up kid.....probably find her on ns sometime soon. - lorida

 
ohh shit burn haha, but yeah i guess i will see this one soon.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Definitely one of the funniest movies I've ever seen, and the ending could not have been better.

 
I can relate to that man, I haven't seen the movie yet but one of his friends in the movie was in my grad class, he's also in the anchorman as the camera guy. It's messed up seeing him in stuff.

Taco Del Mar invites you to roll a big one today!

 
woooahh thats awesome....phs is actually known for somehting now.

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'Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that' - Ol' Drippy
 
haha yeah i deff. plan on seeing that

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^do it up

so get the hell off your ass.chances are nobody's going to do it the way you would...or could

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o my god that movie was so awsome... pc i know why ur gay

Q:whats better than one red head

A: TWO RED HEADS

sam: man that shot of pete doing a switchup on th s was so awsome hey stve u got that right

sam: ohhh ohhh yeah steve missed the shot.

when the river runs red take the dirt road-turpin

heyooooooooooooooo
 
I think that movie looks pointless and stupid. But I haven't seen it. I will though.

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"I wish I could speak Italish"
 
haha the best part is when that kid asks if they have extra large condoms for him and his dad goes "seth you have a tiny penis!"

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
 
im SO gonna do that to my kids...

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

 
if you go to the store with your kid to watch him buy condoms, your a psycho

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Fomerly known as *huckster*
 
you clearly have not seen the movie.

Where did you get your clothes, the toilet store?

D-Railed Productions

skier8990 aim. talk to me if you like
 
HOW MANY POTS HAVE YOU EVEN SMOKEN????!!!

ill be super rich and own mt.hood and let everybody from ns ski for free... except freezed

-hoodratz47
 
we're buying some fucking toys.... man this movie is funny

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If you have made mistakes, even serious mistakes, you may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call "failure" is not the falling down, but the staying down.

-Mary Pickford
 
top 3 funniest movies ever! im serious. it was downright amazing.

Every scene was hilarious, I laughed the entire time through it.

the supporting cast was so fucking hilarious

"Oh you want me to be a nigga now!"

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage

 
what r the other 2?

Anyway, a gas station we pass. We got gas, and ran off to get grub.It was a nice little pub in the middle on nowhere. Anywhere woulda been better. I ordered enchiladas and I ate 'em, Ali had the fruit punch.

 
this was the funniest movie of the whole year

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal... People know me, I own many leather bound books...
 
she was a real freak, she was like "me so horny, me love you long time"

hahahahahahahahaha

I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal... People know me, I own many leather bound books...
 
hahaha

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Sean

$ $ $ $ $ B O S T O N | B A C K C O U N T R Y $ $ $ $ $
 
it was the best movie of the summer, maybe of the year

"When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws will evolve."

" i saw samuel l. jackson sessioning some urban rails with emilio estevez a few years ago" i_am_a_skier
 
haha yah i saw it a few nights ago, it was hilarious, my dad was laughing practically the whole time. Best part was when they waxed and when the old man he works with was saying all that weird stuff to him.

soul sisterhood
 
dumb and dumber is one of my top 3. and booty call maybe? PCU is up there as well

Turtle: Look at you Mr. Beg for pussy on promnight.

Eric: Yea Turtle, I was begging my girlfriend, you were begging a 40 dollar hooker who declined your mother's credit card.-Entourage

 
soooooooooooooooooooo funny..omg, the very end and the when he gets waxed were by far teh funniest parts of the movie

"living like life's going out of style"
 
oh man, what a movie. At the end I actually had to hold my friend down in his seat cuz he was laughing so hard he was gonna hit the people around him

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P.O.W.D.E.R.

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this movie DESTROYED Wedding Crashers with it's awesome. Wedding Crashers was so shitty. This movie was so amazing.

-at least you went down naked-

'If brain power was gas you couldn't power a toy motorcycle around a penny.' Phrosty
 
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