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skierman

skierman

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That's how long it took for skiing to show up in the Bunch's latest pile of garbage. Maybe they should have titled it, "Many Filler Shots Later". Watching the intro felt longer and more agonizing than seeing George Floyd getting his neck stomped on by racist police officers.

Are they trying to be the new Sherpa Cinemas? Because this is how you become the next Sherpa Cinemas.
 
I'd say it's not just about the skiing but also the art that goes into editing and filming something like this. Still agree that there could be more clips.
 
The new bunch movie is like a high production quality porn video with 2 dudes that talk about their feelings and don't have sex. Maybe a half assed wrister but nobody cums and you just hear amplified skin rubbing from a drone thats 50 feet away
 
topic:skierman said:
That's how long it took for skiing to show up in the Bunch's latest pile of garbage. Maybe they should have titled it, "Many Filler Shots Later". Watching the intro felt longer and more agonizing than seeing George Floyd getting his neck stomped on by racist police officers.

Are they trying to be the new Sherpa Cinemas? Because this is how you become the next Sherpa Cinemas.
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comparing to George Floyd is unhinged
 
I’m still patiently waiting for the era of half-baked pretentious “films” to end its curse on the outdoor industry.
 
topic:skierman said:
That's how long it took for skiing to show up in the Bunch's latest pile of garbage. Maybe they should have titled it, "Many Filler Shots Later". Watching the intro felt longer and more agonizing than seeing George Floyd getting his neck stomped on by racist police officers.

Are they trying to be the new Sherpa Cinemas? Because this is how you become the next Sherpa Cinemas.
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you saying "Watching the intro felt longer and more agonizing than seeing George Floyd getting his neck stomped on by racist police officers." really goes to show you have no respect at all and are not actually upset about what happened, if you were, you wouldn't not have made light of it. i don't give a fuck about that scumbag but it really shows your internalized white liberal racism.

**This post was edited on Dec 9th 2022 at 4:46:27pm
 
God forbid anyone strays from the formula and tries something different. Regardless of taste seeing the same edit style every fucking video would be lame
 
14489098:boogerjohnson said:
God forbid anyone strays from the formula and tries something different. Regardless of taste seeing the same edit style every fucking video would be lame
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Both takes are true.

Too many similar videos is boring but at the same time "different" isn't synonymous with good and you shouldn't praise something solely because its different.
 
14489098:boogerjohnson said:
God forbid anyone strays from the formula and tries something different. Regardless of taste seeing the same edit style every fucking video would be lame
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God forbid if anyone includes skiing in a fucking skiing movie.
 
14489098:boogerjohnson said:
God forbid anyone strays from the formula and tries something different. Regardless of taste seeing the same edit style every fucking video would be lame
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God forbid if anyone includes skiing in a fucking skiing movie. But yeah, pad for time using bullshit filler shots and claim its a 20 minute ski film when in reality its 7 minutes of sub-par skiing.
 
I kid you not i fell asleep to this movie. the b roll was goin on wayyyy too long and i conked out.

i will say however whatever camera theyre using is fucking crisp
 
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wtf happened to the videos of you doing these, the forum posts just aren't hitting. Also wtf is with the violence you look like you teach sunday school irl is this some sort of angerblog to you?
 
14489119:skierman said:
God forbid if anyone includes skiing in a fucking skiing movie. But yeah, pad for time using bullshit filler shots and claim its a 20 minute ski film when in reality its 7 minutes of sub-par skiing.
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Imagine watching castaway with this asshat
 
Tbh I’m not going to check it out. The last few movies were so formulaic. It looks like a fashion ad with beginner models who don’t know what to do yet. Just be fashion dudes
 
[video]1057888[/video][tag=207472]@willy.bum.bum[/tag] proving its only 7 minutes of subpar skiing when you remove all the art student bullshit.
 
14490221:skierman said:
[video]1057888[/video][tag=207472]@willy.bum.bum[/tag] proving its only 7 minutes of subpar skiing when you remove all the art student bullshit.
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whats the song starting around 4:00?
 
14490414:BearsOnKetamine said:
have some appreciation for cinematography
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70% of their movie contained zero skiing. I don't watch ski movies for non-skiing shots, you fucking gaper.
 
14489056:WabbleDee said:
I’m still patiently waiting for the era of half-baked pretentious “films” to end its curse on the outdoor industry.
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yeah the pretentiousness of a lot of videos does get to me. Don't think this one was half-baked though, you can tell a lot of work and thought went into it. I think I agree with a lot of people here that they could've gone lighter on the broll, but maybe that's what you gotta have if you want to win awards, idk.
 
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14490221:skierman said:
[video]1057888[/video][tag=207472]@willy.bum.bum[/tag] proving its only 7 minutes of subpar skiing when you remove all the art student bullshit.
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What makes this subpar? Looks decently legit to me.
 
14524593:bogust said:
huh? this sentence does not make sense.
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par = good. Shit fucking golfers can hit a par, I've gone golfing maybe once or twice.

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2023 at 9:52:44pm
 
14524600:BigmoneyMatt said:
par = good. Shit fucking golfers can hit a par, I've gone golfing maybe once or twice.

**This post was edited on Mar 29th 2023 at 9:52:44pm
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I'm just saying that the bunch usually drops some of the craziest urban parts out there but this year it was a little wack seeing them drop a film with only a few cool clips and a lot of mediocre back country lines.
 
14524609:bogust said:
I'm just saying that the bunch usually drops some of the craziest urban parts out there but this year it was a little wack seeing them drop a film with only a few cool clips and a lot of mediocre back country lines.
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Maybe they don't care LMAO
 
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