4/20:pot, beer, and cop checkpoints

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A night to remember, for sure:

So, i went down to wvu to party with my friends and we couldnt find anything to do forever so we bought a bunch of booze and drove to this huge lake that is there. One guy knows the area pretty well and directs us down to these docks.

We get there and were like...no this feels super shady...we're not drinking here, so we call someone who used to live there to tell us a spot to go. He drives us way up back into this place and we park at a little turn around above all the houses and we smoke and drink, and i try to drink only a little...cos i'm driving. So we're like...yeah this is way better than that other place and we were having fun...it was just 4 of us so we kept quiet. Then i see these lights and i couldnt figure out where they're coming from...and my friend is like 'SHIT! thats from down the road!' he's screaming ,''get in the car...run...drive...lets go'' so we quickly grab the back pack full of beer and most of the cups on the roof and just as the car was right at us, we drove off. its a dead end road so he had to take his time turning around...and when we pass him and i high beam him (accidentaly) we see that he's an cop in an undercover car. the reason we felt shifty about the other spot is b/c there were 3 cops just sitting in a parking lot on the way there. so my friends are flipping out, 'drive drive', and 2 of them still have beers in their hand...so i get way in front of the cop and my friend tosses his out the window. so we lost the cop...and we're leaving and hyperventilating...and they're high and drunk so...anyway, we're getting ready to get back on the highway and we're like,, ''oh man no one is going to believe this night'', when we see flashing cop lights. my friend goes, ''shit that looks like a checkpoint''. it was a fucking checkpoint. im like...i've never seen a check point...i was flipping out. i stop and the cop is like ,''this is a mandatory compliance (see if your drunk or high) check point. can i see your license and insurance and registration''. so i hand him my license...which is broken into three pieces...and he's like ''this has seen better days''...and i laugh with him...we're having a great time...my friend is searching thru my glove box for the other stuff...and there's a lot of crap in my glove box. he is so messed up i cant believe he kept a straight face, and my other friend in the back seat STILL has his beer. so the cop looks at all my stuff and is like, ''ok good. have a great night and buckle up''. i was like ,''sure will. thanks''. And this is the shitty part, haha, the people coming the other way on the road stopped at the same time got busted. It was so wild, and when we were driving back into town there was cops everywhere. I saw a total of over 20 cops last night...this could've been potentially shitty b/c my parents didnt i know was there and they dont know i smoke and drink. so some other great stories...lets hear 'em.

-i ski hard and drink harder-

peace...in the middle east, what...
 
hooooooooooooly shit ^ props on that one ;)

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....'drug dealin jus to get by, stack your money till it gets sky high....'
 
one of my friends got pulled over yesterday on the way to the session, so he missed 4:20, but the speeding ticket he got said 4:18, so at least he has a documentable excuse.

but i've gotten stopped at a couple checkpoints before, it basically feels like they're taking your civil rights, bending them over and giving it to them with no lube. at least i didn't get busted when they found one of my friend's pipes that i didnt even know was in there. i think the genious officer's smart ass remark was ''this stuff will melt your brain'' as he proceeded to smoke a cigarette

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
thats nothing

try getting questioned by a cop for J-walking while having a ounce of reefer in your undies.

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and if you dont know then you dont know.

bitch.
 
I understand why they do it, but still hate them for it.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.

What did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP!

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well one thing to remember is if you think sketchy you are sketchy... going up into the wilderness to drink and smoke is sketchy, if a cop sees you driving on back roads with a car load you are suspicious, where as if you just pack a bowl on the main road like it's no one's business you'll be crystal clear. but yeah checkpoints are really sketchy. last winter me and couple of friends were driving a car we took without permission, none of us with licenses, with a packed bowl in the console cover by a cd case and then a bunch of liquor on my lap that I was struggling to cover up with my sweatshirt.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
much sketchy ^

NOMICS INC. www.nomics-inc.com

....'drug dealin jus to get by, stack your money till it gets sky high....'
 
Man, the law must be strict over there, you can pretty much smoke whatever you want, and drink on the street from the age of 12 in the city centres here! I don't suggest it's a good idea, but man, must be harsh over there.

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I Like To Ski
 
Nice 420, check mine out:

So It's my neighbours b-day, and she wants to go see her favourite artist (Ani DiFranco) in Banff, and she has no one to go with. So im like, ok, sure....after all, you did puke all over my bed passed out with no top on on my birthday after you kicked 2 spanish girls out of my room, who continued to go downstairs and put golf club holes in my walls and rip up all my pictures of me with other girls..........and then I got your name in the morning.....So sure, ill go to banff, I need to get out of this shit city anyways. and I have a friend with a house in banff. So I buy a one way ticket, she buys a return. We get to banff, I buy a 15 pk of black ice...ohhh yeahhh, and then we walk down by the river while i drink alone at 11 am. Gettin pretty drunk, and go to octavia's house (friend in banff). shes gone for a week. Fuck. I didn't bring a hat or gloves.....I brought my rock climbing gear, and it's snowing...So I don't know what to do. Go to this concert hall, and chill out front with mad hippies from all over bc. smoke a joint (don't I always?) and play some hack. I head into this concert and start tripping out hard. The stage lights are all neon and black lighs and shit...wow....Sat between 2 girls i didn't know, only seat left. I've never heard ani difranco before...I don't know what it was, maybe the joint, but I cried...........3 times................shut the fuck up.

It was intense, she was so inside my head, I heard every word she said.

A 35 yr old woman with a guitar made me cry. what the....fuck.

anyways, after that, go to wild bills, see some rapper guy who raps with 2 sax players, a drummer, and a dj. See 360 magazine in the bar, turned it to page 12, theres my article! Im famous! whhhooo hoo

start hitting the wall in the bar, go back to octavias to pass out on the hammock in her screened in porch. Taya, the b-day girl, sat in a chair and passed out. didn't even take the couch. at 3 am, she gets up and says shes freezing to death, and needs to walk around. She took off and ended up finding a herd of deer and the bus station, and got there exactly when the bus was leaving at 3:30am, and we thought the station was closed till 6 am(it was, but there was a ghost bus), and she went home. I woke up at daybreak and was taking a piss out the front door and I look up and theres a huge elk eating the grass. That woke me up quick. Then I hitched home, 4 rides, got back, watched ottawa get owned....fuckin belfour!!!!!!! even though he was my fav. goalie in grade 1, when he played for chicago..., and that sucked, so we got loaded and went to the bar and I met the coolest chick...danced with her all night and talked, it was awesome. Just saw her this morning actually, gave me a free coffee..ahhhhh.., and then there was the after parties...oh god.....it's 2:30 am now.....after party is at my house, and people are filing in. It lasted a whole 10 min before security came and busted it up. fuckers...they wrote me up cause I didn't back down like a little bitch...so the crowd disperses. We know another party (there always is one tues night) and we head over, get a few joints goin around, and im cruisin on my mini skateboard, and Rob's on my bike....sort of...he's so trashed, it was hilarious, hes tryin to bike over everything falling on his ass....and we listen to some old records of zz top and shit, then back to robs for big screen NHL04, and it's 420 am. spark that shit.

Then we all passed out and no one could play hockey worth shit. after a few punched holes in the wall, im dome, go home and crash in my hammock.

happy 420

Shawn

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
Damn, sounds like you had an exciting 20th... What was the article about that you wrote in that magazine?

Motherfuckers...
 
About dropping a 40 ft cliff at whitewater.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
^^^ are you still drunk?? my friend got 2 diferent speeding tickets from the same cop. but i had a lacrosse game and school the next day so i couldn't do anything

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
im still drunk...or maybe im high....i don't really know anymore..

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
i got a hundred dollar ticket for having open alchole in whistler village last week, :(

Just thought i would say something it wasent 420 but it for sure sucked ass

'proud citzen of the NS Isle'

BE YOURSELF
 
^ were you driving? or just walking around with a beer?

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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.

 
yeah and then they stick ther finger up your pooper to se if you have any crack rocks...i got pulled over dooign 85 in a35 with a keg in th backseat.

told him it wa heney winhard rootbeet. no ticket eather.

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I think that is one of my favorite vids of all time. It is awe inspiring and so pure and honest. As pure and honest as a 5 year old, and god do I love five year olds... {haggar}
 
Ive gotten pulled over with an ounce of headies bagged up into dimes in envelopes under the drivers seat while me and my friend who were driving were ripped off our asses. the car reeked but we told the cop we were smoking ciggaretes and he let us go with a warning for speeding and driving on the wrong side of the road. I love Vermont. For 420, me and my friends made weed brownies, stem tea. Then me and my friend split a quarter ounce of bangin ass shrooms then smoked 2 blunts thicker than your mommas dildo with about 6 grams of buddah and another eight of shrooms.

'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'

Proud Member of the 802

'Stop crying to emo, listen to misfits and kill things.'
 
yeah vermont rules. i was outside my work which is in town at 4:20 on 4/20 and i was just sitting there smoking THE fattest blunt and everyone driving by didn't mind or gave me a honk or a knod.

-Lauren

Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY

Fistin' Mad Bitches!

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
 
hahah hell yeah ^

NOMICS INC. www.nomics-inc.com

....'drug dealin jus to get by, stack your money till it gets sky high....'
 
you got flipped out over a checkpoint?

hell half the ones i go through im half cut and just put out the joint...no biggie

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
What is 4/20?! What does it mean? 4:20 am?

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Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
Yeah, i hate it how you never get pulled over any night other than nights youve been drinking just a little. Like a couple weekends ago, drank just a but, not much at all but probably over the legal limit, then had to drive home...at 1 in the morning (on an provisional license in NJ youcant go out after midnight and have more than one other person in the car- i had 3 in the car) and we get pulled over for a fucking burnt out brake light. Got to go to court for that one but he didnt have anything to say about drinking, or the pot we had in the car, so it could have been worse.

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Caleb (Previously switchrodeo5)

''And now, a man whose a real 'po-theed'...I'm sorry, 'pothead'...'' - Page McConnell
 
Sometime recently I was at my friends house somewhere in PA. We had a bottle of capn and a case or two of something or other. There were 9 of us 5 chicks and 4 guys. Three of the chicks and 2 of the guys were in the living room then my best friend, two guys, and I were sitting in the kitchen just talking when we hear the doorbell. The owners of the house are 20 and 21 so the 21 went down and it was two cops. He stepped onto the step and the cops pulled the door shut behind him and it locked. So when they tell him they saw 3 girls and 2 guys and he needs to provide them because they are there on a noise complaint he had to ring the door bell and the 20 got the door just after the 21 said that the 20 wasn't there because he just got his license back that weekend after his 3 months due to underage drinking. So the cops are getting pissed already cause they were lied to and 2 of the chicks went down even though they were piss drunk and underage. They got charged and then they were waiting for another chick. Well the 3rd chick from the living room was crying and just a mess and a bitch to deal with and the 4 of us from the kitchen went to the bedroom to hide and she came in with us. So then there were 5 of us in the house, one guy was 22 so we sent him out to make things look better, I dunno but the cops were like I think there is another guy and girl (we had 3 girls and 1 guy left). The chick from the living room was being a royal bitch and wouldn't go down and I had had the least to drink cause I had a feeling I would puke if I drank that night due to a severe puking session the night before. I think I had a shot a wine cooler and a beer in me and I had just finished something 15 min before the cops came. I went down and some how blew triple 0's or maybe the cops just said I did because I was the only one that denied drinking. 3 kids got underage though and we managed to keep 2 people in the house. But that one coulda sucked super bad cause my parents thought I was at my best friend's house in Hershey (where we live) and they think I don't like alcohol. Eek.

Join me in Whistler from June 20-26... it's gonna kick! :)

 
^that dood who said 'what is 4:20' .... dood .... your MISSING OUT SO BAD....

NOMICS INC. www.nomics-inc.com

....'drug dealin jus to get by, stack your money till it gets sky high....'
 
i just got fucked up before school on 4:20..but now all my smoking must end becuase of drug tests becuase of the gay vermont cops who busted us at the us open

w.m.h
 
^^that sucks that the states drinkin laws are 21, your cops sound harsher too, ours in canada like rarely give out drinkin underage tickets

 
haha yeah no shit ^

NOMICS INC. www.nomics-inc.com

....'drug dealin jus to get by, stack your money till it gets sky high....'
 
Ok, so i was at this big party at my friends house, 3 kegs 2 houses and lots of bud. Me and 2 of my friends had smoked about 5 bowls and one of my friend had had about 10 beers, he trashed. then we hear a knock on the door and its the cops, some dumbass opened the door and then cops were about to walk in then my friend who was massivley trashed walked up to the door and shut it right in the cops face and then we chilled in the basment until the heat died down, overall it was a good night

Is there another word for synonym?

shut up donny, your out of your element-The big lebowski

 
there was a big crash in front of my house tonight, kids were racing in their daddys super fancy cars. one of the drivers was absolutely trashed, could barely stand. drinking and driving is about the dumbest thing you can do. other than getting into a car with someone who has been driving. too many people die because of that.

 
I work as a Paramedic, and I pick up kids like some of you all the time. Drinking and driving is NOT cool, cops are there not to spoil your fun but to prevent you from killing people. Geez I wish I could show some of the idiots on here some of the crashes I've seen.

It's all cool to come on here and boast about gettin hammered and outsmarting the cops, but there is absolutly nothing cool about crashing your car and killing a mother of 3 kids, and putting yourself in the hospital where you need someone to wipe your ass for you cuz you are paralyzed. I wish I could bitch slap some of the retards on here.

WE TAKE THESE RISKS NOT TO ESCAPE LIFE, BUT SO THAT LIFE DOES NOT ESCAPE US
 
ill bitch slap some of em for ya

i just drink and bike, the only one im gonna kill is myself..but im way too good to get outsmarted by a dumbass in a car.

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
its funny that you can lose your license if you get caught riding a bike drunk

'Did you know that average penis size is 6.4inches and that the average vaginal canal is 7.9inches? Therefore.... in this country alone, there is over 17,000 miles of unused virgin pussy' - Poolhall Junkies
 
u get a DUI for mowing your lawn drunk, my firend almost got a DUI on a BMX bike and skateboard.

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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform
 
where the fuck do you guys live? the US?

“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?

'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
 
canada here... ha im glad i dont live in the us, no offence haha

NOMICS INC. www.nomics-inc.com

....'drug dealin jus to get by, stack your money till it gets sky high....'
 
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