33 freakin kinks

wow, that had to take a while to get

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my
friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.

-couchskier
 
ayo for yayo walk around with yayo all in my nazooo i must have been crazoo

J CREW REPRESENTIN'
 
Ridonkulious.

Hesitation = Devastation

'You know there are a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept asking me to join 'cause I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.'
 
yeah its already been posted with the rest of the trailer its so sick!!

Gravity sucks

What's the difference between a drunk and stoner at a stop sign???

The drunk speeds through, the stoner waits for the sign to turn green.
 
that is nuts as fuck

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Skiing isn't a matte rof life and death. IT's much more important than that!

'Live simply so others can simply live'-Ghandi
 
assasinate him.

Keep it fresh

Check the steeze

Keep the flex

I got a fresh wax.

Can't it help me get some fresh tracks?

Slide flat down flat, we can sesh that

Niggas say who's that fly skier guy

in the mesh hat?

-Ski-Unit
 
fuck dude

1. why would anyone construct such a stair set

2. who is crazy enough to even try let alone FUCKING GREASE IT

3. whos gonna be the first skier to do it

'i think i'll go with shouldabeen for the first name and abeejay for the middle name, reguardless of if its a boy or girl'-CameIToeJam on what he would name his kids

i hate ski patrolers
 
we're gonna need suspension on our skis for that

Jeepers Creepers, where'd you get the neat sneakers?!?!

hehehe giggle giggle giggle

 
^^ yeah, why the fuck would someone build that? it seems kind of pointless. they could have like 2 kinks in the whole thing, and saved money by not having to bend all those poles, and saved by not having to pay the mexicans to do it.

 
thats fucked!!

'A vast majority of our imports come from outside of the country' - George Bush

$cotty

RePiN 4 NZ WoRlD WiDe
 
lets see you do it on skis then

if it were easier it would be called snowboarding

i like the sticker that says " Ya mum rides a Snowboard"
 
snowboarders are lightyears ahead??????

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

i won't even argue with you, your a dumbass, and that rail was fucken sick.

SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
 
yea thats ridiculous but rollerblading is still gay. anyone know where that rail is? definatly needs to be hit on skis. they should setup a summer comp with all the teams like Armada, Line, 4frnt and the first person on one of the teams to clean it wins big cash prize

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i thought u ment trips like airplane - freeskier987

$$$BOSTONBACKCOUNTRY$$$
 
yeah holy crap, when i saw that... WOW. i cant believe the rail was that big!

~*Michelle

'If you tell the truth, you dont have to remember anything'

roundtop riders '05
 
Thats is fuckin cool

Im still afloat, i aint the captain of tha yact but im on the boat
I aint actin what im not
Knowin that i dont
 
you wouldnt be able to do that on skis. youd build up way too much speed and fly off kinks and die

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
just a straight up...wow...

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I wish I had super powers
Like being able to summon tasty cheese
But would I use it for good or evil?
I just don't know...
 
O_O... i seen it before, but always, just O_O

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
ohhh shit, that some balance

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If it aint Gorilla, it aint Steeze

'i got a nigroplasti, im good at basketball but now i suck at skiing' - friday01

'Jennifer anistons hair,face,boobs,ass, legs

and dennis rodmans penis' - BigMilne22
 
dang. that has got to be about 200 feet of steel. do you know how much that hand rail would cost to install, that must be one rich school.

 
but yea, i fail to see any utility to that rail, and that staircase for that matter...

- Patty

Vis ton cassage et tais toi!

*slaps ashamed almostaskiier across the back of his head with free hand* -lanks

ski for the fun of it, not for them.

 
To be honest I don't know what is crazier, that 33 kink rail or the 666 rail.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

*bowing in humble awe of your mistique*
-almostaskiier

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you c
 
imagine disastering all the way down to last fucken kink. that would be the most insane trick ever but it can never be done

'dont jizzz in a hot tub youll have sperm the size of salmon in a week.'

-Astomp17

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
knotbox ur a doush bag

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...and thats how we do it in
Bethel, Maine bitch.

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holy shit that was a long ass rail he was on there for like a minute

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I choose to blame my parents for giving me a small bent weiner and an ugly face"--Tom Delonge

WE SALUTE YOU GEORGE
 
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