300

lushlaxstr

lushlaxstr

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wow. i just got home from 300, and that was probably the worst movie i have ever seen. first of all the crappy cameras shot in that shit sepiea filter, which sucked balls. and what was with all those spartans in their capes and speedos? its more like this gay porno i watched the other day, called "when swords cross". i quickly learn the titled wasn't actually talking about real swords. i thought it was straight porno, and i kept waiting for the girls to come....but they never came. but any who, 300 was totally gay, and i would know, i have excellent gaydar, and it was clear, that the Spartans had lots of gay orgy's with themselves and the Persians. very, very gay. i bet the Spartans took the Persians body and went all necrophilia on them. just remember what they say, the Greeks invented sex, but the Athenians added woman.
 
the last part is gay why couldn't they just go berserk and all die insteat of being shot to death like farm animals
 
"i quickly learn the titled wasn't actually talking about real swords. i thought it was straight porno, and i kept waiting for the girls to come....but they never came."

now thats some hilarious shit... like, genuine...
 
3oo was one of the sweetest movies ive ever seen... "waiting for the girls?" WTF would about the kings wife. CAN you say MILF? that movie was awesome. It was like troy x matrix (camera action) even the humor was good
 
Really....? I would love to hear you back that up. I like the movie but it was totally based on action and visual stimulation. There was almost no plot at all. If you think that was plot then go watch Fight Club, Goodfellas, Mulholland Drive or The Fountain. Plot....fuck that shit. It was pure action to please the masses. Plot is a lot more than one liners. It takes time and patience to develop plot, something muvh more than 300 could give to the world.
 
300 is a remake of a graphic novel. anyone who talkes shit about it as a historical movie or plot is an idiot. whne you go watch superman you dont talk shit because normal pople cant fly and make webs
 
im pretty sure i saw ebert and roepert critique the movie the same way

-ebert "did u see how gay those guys were?"

-roepert "yeah man like they totally probably ondled with each others balls after each battle"

-ebert "i know right?"

-roepert "so mch like that gay porn i watch the other day"

-ebert "yeah haha, but i really liked the filming in that gay porno. sure, no girls came but damn was ot aesthetically pleasing to my eyes"

-roepert "i'd have to a agree with u on this one. the slapping of penises in slow mo at the high angle shot really showed the power of the masculine roles in todays society"

-ebert "yes, the gay porno left me with a smile on my face. it's a film that everyone of all ages will enjoy. i give the gay porn a thumbs up"

-roepert "me too"

-ebert......

-roepert..........

-ebert Are we gay?

-roepert "No"

-ebert......

-Roepert "yeah .......we're gay"

 
Wow someones insecure with themselves a bit much... I give it a year before your completly out of the closet.

And wtf is that quote with the Athenians, your so ignorant it makes my head hurt. Where the hell do you think the saying doing it greek comes from. Athenians were all about busting a nut in a dudes asshole. Im sure youve experienced the same countless times. Hack.
 
if you dont like that movie you should b considered gay, it wa shot so sick, with the speeding up and slowing down of one shot sooooo fuckign sick
 
I liked it. Yeah, the plot was about as deep as a tea spoon but you should have expected that from the commercials. It was all about watching guys with hot bodies slaughter each other and it totally delivered on that part!!!

I approve of watching this movie!
 
dude, your fucking retarded. Just because the camera shot and costumes didn't meet your artsy standards doesn't mean the movie sucked. and your the quire for seeing the homosexuality in the whole thing. That is what they wore back then and its really not that big of a deal to see another dudes legs.

I thought it was sick
 
ok chicks have the notebook guys have 300 thats the best way i can put it.. when you leave the theater you want to go cut someones head off.. prolly best action movie ive seen since saving private ryan
 
300 made me hate arabs. now i think everyone from areas of Persian descent is a demon terrorist out to steal my freedom. seriously. i'm so brainwashed. i need help.

..Muuusst kill arabs, must kill arabs...
 
if the spartans looked like screech from saved by the bell would that be less gay to you?do you want them to be fully clothed? for some reason i think you are the kind of person that calls everything gay to try and hide your own homosexuality. 300 is an amazing movie, everything is supposed to be over the top because its based on a comic book.
 
no, screech is pretty gay too. and the movie 300 is not based on a comic book, its based on real life history, you dumb shit. there were 300 spartans who went up against many many persians, the movie exaggerated the number of persians a bit, but this is based on real life history. i studied Athens, Sparta, and Rome, all of last year in school, in a class called, Three Democracy's. i still have my text book, if you need any more information and proof this was not based on a comic book.

"Stranger! Go tell the Spartans, that we lie here, obedient to their laws."
 
you know the rock hard abs were just a reason so you could bring your girlfreind.... nub..

real spartans wore full body armor i believe. hollywood just took it off because they know its more attractive. i know im a little gayer.

it was a sick movie you are just trying to be different by saying you didnt like it
 
thanks for the review, i typed in 300 in the searchbar and found 12 matches, you were the lucky one i chose to read
 
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