3 word story

[finder_of_gnomes]

killed them with

 

[Thrash]

a dead hooker

 

[andersteeze]

and a sharpened

 

[austinmetsch]

twin tip ski

 

[andersteeze]

he then unzipped

 

[Owl]

his sleeping bag

 

[andersteeze]

and quickly realized

 

[Legion]

it was too

 

[epic_line]

Long for him

 

[the~muffin~man]

so he cut

 

[Owl]

his bagel to

 

[epic_line]

eat it on

 

[Owl]

dinosaur plate with

 

[Msully]

ketchup and oil

 

[EastCoast315]

the oil burned

 

[Ko-Pain]

the bitches cunt.

 

[rockjumper]

she claimed rape

 

[kalibudz]

the small animals

 

[mski]

(Insert demeaning sexual 3 word phrase)

 

[*Get_ill*]

raped her body

 

[g.off]

and said wtf

 

[EastCoast315]

Lube was everywhere.

 

[blavallee4]

the shamwow guy

 

[JTL]

Mr. Westminster's tendency to

 

[EastCoast315]

?

 

[JTL]

it was supposed to be the start of a sentence. see the post that's above the one above mine?

new sentence:

Applebee's should never

 

[EastCoast315]

Oh! To continue:
Have let them

 

[C+Thompson]

near that burrito

 

[Freeskim@n]

that they eat

 

[Owl]

because of spicyness

 

[epic_line]

Made them very

 

[Ducky.]

good tasting so

 

[EastCoast315]

they were ready

 

[Shreddysaurus]

to chomp on

 

[*TURBONERD*]

dead babies because

 

[*DrewT*]

the burrito was

 

[Legion]

way too smelly

 

[-fungus-]

for their mom's

 

[Gameboy]

birthday party in

 

[Beepboop123]

park city soo

 

[Ko-Pain]

they fucked her

 

[pianoman]

in her hairy

 

[spruitm]

dogs big, old

 

[Beepboop123]

gaping smelly snatch

 

[EastCoast315]

Ohhhh so delicious

 

[*TURBONERD*]

moaned the babies

 

[14.]

Then DRE went

 

[Vino]

peanut butter jelly

 

[pianoman]

time on them

 

[EastCoast315]

Like, Damn, girl