3 word story

[ISellMeth]

Lifesized statue of

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

Tom Wallisch himself

 

[RickAstley]

made of uranium

 

[BizLiz]

and stolen kryptonite.

 

[.Natty.]

Superman was pissed

 

[theline]

and slapped lois

 

[.Natty.]

with his penis

 

[Rosshole]

until he saw

 

[.Natty.]

a huge scrotum

 

[theline]

fighting spider monkeys

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

appear from the

 

[.Natty.]

alongside bill clinton

 

[theline]

using intimidating shout

 

[I-Ski-AK]

snookie got punched

 

[Rosshole]

in the cunt

 

[I-Ski-AK]

of a bus

 

[kramerbradley35]

that was gay

 

[I-Ski-AK]

didn't pay taxes

 

[steep]

and the IRA

 

[I-Ski-AK]

Wants some 16Million

 

[BizLiz]

pounds of nutella

 

[I-Ski-AK]

hella hella hella

 

[the604]

quick or else

 

[pCletus]

they'd all die

 

[Answerless]

after they fuck

 

[84891jnf92048]

angry chicken nuggets

 

[.Natty.]

dipped in ketchup

 

[the604]

but only once

 

[Rafaelzz]

and chilli mustard

 

[I-Ski-AK]

On The McChicken

 

[whis.skier]

they snapped there

 

[Jnossiff]

dildos and put

 

[.Natty.]

the two pieces

 

[theline]

four McChurger's on

 

[I-Ski-AK]

that didnot work..
On the hood

 

[steezemeister]

of her stepdad's

 

[.Natty.]

large white van

 

[No_Dub]

With lots of

 

[Dylan_]

deli fresh chicken

 

[.Natty.]

that he fed

 

[I-Ski-AK]

to her forcefully

 

[.Natty.]

whilst he explored

 

[Bukkakeskitrip]

the inner depths

 

[.Natty.]

of her anus

 

[LAME.]

and she enjoyed

 

[No_Dub]

With a probe?

 

[84891jnf92048]

not for the actual story, but here are three words:
this thread's fucked.

 

[jnizzle]

so now we

 

[Fischer-Addicted]

all understand that

 

[No_Dub]

Because we are