kstanz
Active member
So i was bored, saw this story and saw that some people wanted it summed up:
Once apon a time there was three hot
lesbian with no legs who decided to smoke a blunt in their bed butt
ass naked. They went down to the store to get some new legs with
wheelchairs and crutches the money they had bought there that was
inside their nice car that was pimpin'and were angry because the
aliens tried to sexually harass everyone else rape them up so they
went bitchslappin the aliens back to uranus. After, they decided to
have intercourse with no protection and one of them had crabs because
they were. So she shaved her big penis (its a chode) moments later a
giant golden dildo was found in a happy meal at the mcdicks. Then the
lesbians all passed out and were fucked and tanner hall didnt use
protection showed them up pulled out his insanly large dildo and
bitch slapped a newborn baby who then shat all over mom who ate out
that was black and had a ski shoved up her muffler. A tiny crack.
After all that they returned to the house to, to eat and punch some
midgets try to get unbelivbley horny with a big black didldo which
was the shape of mother fucking huge purple chicken legs that niggers
ived. This one time they shared a load of cum then they decided to
roll a a delicious fajita that was coverd with secret horse sauce,
and forced them to eat that disgusting mess. With their nubs then
they fucked scissoring violently until a rainbow came and blew up and
then it had a big radiation poisoning party. After the party they sat
down holding eachothers hands and played some quakdidlioshus.
Afterwards they they licked a very very large cake full of mexican
staring frogs and got hecka wasted kittens and toads as thall on his
dogs birthday. The next morning he woke to his butt hurting and a
condom in his hair thus he screamed and persuaded to eat a banana
find out who stole his wallet. Probably someone black needy og loving
and desperate for big butted frogs because they need apmhibious
juices all to sexup hisg black dildo food, the end. His anal cavity
he noticed a very dirty looking aputated lesbian bitch shorthaird
wiener dog with 19 eyeballsand no hair that then went woof woof woof
while a man and caressed pimply pleasured himself with buttered
cucumbers for the matt harvy is a person who humps air because he is
in the mood with an imaginary giraffe shit that proceeded to skull
fuck the shit happily eat his brains with a rusty spoon pubic lice
hand big ass dick fork and a yellow snow cone that came from my dick
into the vagina of his mother but it was as dry as old lady tit 3 day
old fat kid poop vaccum cleaner bag in her ass full of dirst and big
worms crawling in her hair that she ate with some mutated nigger
babies after that ordeal with that gypsy she ate a furburger and
said: wait... I have a question you mother likes to lick peanut
butter off sweet pow skis covered in latex that was acutally cum on
the cheesybread that contained bot flies but was said to have
contaminated. So the lesbians who really wanted to heep the vamipire
lesbian blood inside their snatch quiffed it out and ran away ryhming
orange with and imagniary word not found in the uber gay websters
third edition imagnary words magezine ate it and proceeded to vomit
while popping out a large amount of velociraptor babies vommitting
vampire blood all over the backseat of the car door but shots was
busted at the lesbians house party inside their new 511 roomed house
and when they ate maple syrup the got naked they got bakeded and
proceeded to write poems about whateva they dreamed. Hot naked
lesbians who througholy enjoyed taking turns in the mcdonalds
junglegym wearing only their lemon flavored condoms and big huge
ronald mcdonaled wig with a shower cap filled with water and horse
urine and baby fetuses who were frowning because they wanted to be
used in the park as a jib for feeding pigeons who looked like a
gangster in paint covered overalls dealing crack and sniffing those
really hard to reach places in your buttcrack that is smelling like
shit. That tastes like abig macthats cooked in a bay mans rear end,
which I get money whenever I go was penetrated by an average size
africanized bee hive that stunk of dirty old gym monkeys in their
sweaty under garments most attractive state all lacy and full of
lesbian milfs looking for a brand new way to rape some random
unsespecting albino gorilla with a bag of its own feces the next day
they sat around and touched themseleves jacking off into how they
should the drinks of their fellow classmates who also liked ten but
secks under bizzarre circumstances and constant pressure blood
started gushing into yolandas bear which started to make it wonder
about why everything had to bed enjoyable includes chronis and snoop
dogg skiing spittin rymes about soccer moms with a gigantic hairy
whorish mouth that licks constantly until their tonges begin to
swell like a dick using a viagra as big as a chocolate covered
steaming hairball but also very edible and quite yummy but only when
it is covered in liquid meth made by raging thugged out dudes who
only like big black cock after that they went to the local meth lab
and they decided to start a fight with a few araibian crack whores
who then started to snort coke whist they played a game of circle
jerk with a soggy waffle with syrup and a yellow banana? Made from
owl intestines and thalls facial hair and old gym socks that have
been washed it dumonys mega pimpin kangaroo's until they reilized
that he lusted about circulier araibians at the airport covered in
pubic scales caused by foul body hygene that stank of dirty vagina
covered in excess mustard oorzing out of uncontrollable aids aids
aids like a dirty aids aids aids with tons of backpacks full of
horses cows and your moms vag which is really hairy smelly and full
of gigantic man eating crabs the the girls that taste like tastiest
snack you have ever stuck in your hair ass crack sometimes during the
festival of hot in her ass there was a piece of leftover chicken wing
wedged general ts's chicken in the valosaraptor's funny pink little
taint flap so that he anally digested it and shat it into
regurgitated it back in her vag which was bleeding so they all fist
fucked vigorosly just so they could become men could tell their
grandchildren about syphilus and being infected which they got from a
snowboarde who was really a gay pornstar and also spent his life
collecting genital crabs and black curly pubic lice on concaine
rocks. Thats why I hate life so georfe foreman took a cock back to
his
Once apon a time there was three hot
lesbian with no legs who decided to smoke a blunt in their bed butt
ass naked. They went down to the store to get some new legs with
wheelchairs and crutches the money they had bought there that was
inside their nice car that was pimpin'and were angry because the
aliens tried to sexually harass everyone else rape them up so they
went bitchslappin the aliens back to uranus. After, they decided to
have intercourse with no protection and one of them had crabs because
they were. So she shaved her big penis (its a chode) moments later a
giant golden dildo was found in a happy meal at the mcdicks. Then the
lesbians all passed out and were fucked and tanner hall didnt use
protection showed them up pulled out his insanly large dildo and
bitch slapped a newborn baby who then shat all over mom who ate out
that was black and had a ski shoved up her muffler. A tiny crack.
After all that they returned to the house to, to eat and punch some
midgets try to get unbelivbley horny with a big black didldo which
was the shape of mother fucking huge purple chicken legs that niggers
ived. This one time they shared a load of cum then they decided to
roll a a delicious fajita that was coverd with secret horse sauce,
and forced them to eat that disgusting mess. With their nubs then
they fucked scissoring violently until a rainbow came and blew up and
then it had a big radiation poisoning party. After the party they sat
down holding eachothers hands and played some quakdidlioshus.
Afterwards they they licked a very very large cake full of mexican
staring frogs and got hecka wasted kittens and toads as thall on his
dogs birthday. The next morning he woke to his butt hurting and a
condom in his hair thus he screamed and persuaded to eat a banana
find out who stole his wallet. Probably someone black needy og loving
and desperate for big butted frogs because they need apmhibious
juices all to sexup hisg black dildo food, the end. His anal cavity
he noticed a very dirty looking aputated lesbian bitch shorthaird
wiener dog with 19 eyeballsand no hair that then went woof woof woof
while a man and caressed pimply pleasured himself with buttered
cucumbers for the matt harvy is a person who humps air because he is
in the mood with an imaginary giraffe shit that proceeded to skull
fuck the shit happily eat his brains with a rusty spoon pubic lice
hand big ass dick fork and a yellow snow cone that came from my dick
into the vagina of his mother but it was as dry as old lady tit 3 day
old fat kid poop vaccum cleaner bag in her ass full of dirst and big
worms crawling in her hair that she ate with some mutated nigger
babies after that ordeal with that gypsy she ate a furburger and
said: wait... I have a question you mother likes to lick peanut
butter off sweet pow skis covered in latex that was acutally cum on
the cheesybread that contained bot flies but was said to have
contaminated. So the lesbians who really wanted to heep the vamipire
lesbian blood inside their snatch quiffed it out and ran away ryhming
orange with and imagniary word not found in the uber gay websters
third edition imagnary words magezine ate it and proceeded to vomit
while popping out a large amount of velociraptor babies vommitting
vampire blood all over the backseat of the car door but shots was
busted at the lesbians house party inside their new 511 roomed house
and when they ate maple syrup the got naked they got bakeded and
proceeded to write poems about whateva they dreamed. Hot naked
lesbians who througholy enjoyed taking turns in the mcdonalds
junglegym wearing only their lemon flavored condoms and big huge
ronald mcdonaled wig with a shower cap filled with water and horse
urine and baby fetuses who were frowning because they wanted to be
used in the park as a jib for feeding pigeons who looked like a
gangster in paint covered overalls dealing crack and sniffing those
really hard to reach places in your buttcrack that is smelling like
shit. That tastes like abig macthats cooked in a bay mans rear end,
which I get money whenever I go was penetrated by an average size
africanized bee hive that stunk of dirty old gym monkeys in their
sweaty under garments most attractive state all lacy and full of
lesbian milfs looking for a brand new way to rape some random
unsespecting albino gorilla with a bag of its own feces the next day
they sat around and touched themseleves jacking off into how they
should the drinks of their fellow classmates who also liked ten but
secks under bizzarre circumstances and constant pressure blood
started gushing into yolandas bear which started to make it wonder
about why everything had to bed enjoyable includes chronis and snoop
dogg skiing spittin rymes about soccer moms with a gigantic hairy
whorish mouth that licks constantly until their tonges begin to
swell like a dick using a viagra as big as a chocolate covered
steaming hairball but also very edible and quite yummy but only when
it is covered in liquid meth made by raging thugged out dudes who
only like big black cock after that they went to the local meth lab
and they decided to start a fight with a few araibian crack whores
who then started to snort coke whist they played a game of circle
jerk with a soggy waffle with syrup and a yellow banana? Made from
owl intestines and thalls facial hair and old gym socks that have
been washed it dumonys mega pimpin kangaroo's until they reilized
that he lusted about circulier araibians at the airport covered in
pubic scales caused by foul body hygene that stank of dirty vagina
covered in excess mustard oorzing out of uncontrollable aids aids
aids like a dirty aids aids aids with tons of backpacks full of
horses cows and your moms vag which is really hairy smelly and full
of gigantic man eating crabs the the girls that taste like tastiest
snack you have ever stuck in your hair ass crack sometimes during the
festival of hot in her ass there was a piece of leftover chicken wing
wedged general ts's chicken in the valosaraptor's funny pink little
taint flap so that he anally digested it and shat it into
regurgitated it back in her vag which was bleeding so they all fist
fucked vigorosly just so they could become men could tell their
grandchildren about syphilus and being infected which they got from a
snowboarde who was really a gay pornstar and also spent his life
collecting genital crabs and black curly pubic lice on concaine
rocks. Thats why I hate life so georfe foreman took a cock back to
his
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