28/f/stowe

[aznaxl]

Can you guys please tell me that it’s never too late and I can still totally get massive sponsors and be in epic collaborations with my heroes even if it’s only because I’m a chick regardless of my age?

Legit... I can ski a flat box straight like a boss.

 

[aznaxl]

[video]https://www.newschoolers.com/videos/watch/948750/BD7B129C-5BBB-4963-A8AB-8A3491E56710-MOV[/video]

 

[BigPurpleSkiSuit]

How to get that sponsor you need in 3 easy steps:

1. Be sexy

2. Be attractive

3. Dont be unattractive

Follow these simple rules and you'll be sponsored in no time!

 

[aznaxl]

How to get that sponsor you need in 3 easy steps:

1. Be sexy

2. Be attractive

3. Dont be unattractive

Follow these simple rules and you'll be sponsored in no time!

So you're telling me there's a chance?

**This post was edited on Dec 19th 2019 at 10:59:47pm

 

[aznaxl]

Also can someone make my name pink?

 

[TRVP_ANGEL]

Female? You're in

 

[aznaxl]

Female? You're in

Thank you!!

**This post was edited on Dec 19th 2019 at 11:17:05pm

 

[aznaxl]

I love it! Actually though, can it be baby blue?

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

I’ll sponsor you

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 2:41:47am

 

[aznaxl]

My kids can sponsor you if ya nomsayin

Wait for real??? I’m sponsored?!?

 

[vibecheck]

You go buddy!

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 12:37:21am

 

[aznaxl]

You go buddy!

**This post was edited on Dec 20th 2019 at 12:37:21am

Thanks Haha I am a Mets fan.

 

[OregonDead]

how do we swipe right on here?

 

[AbiH]

This thread makes me cringe.

 

[xxACIDTRIPxx]

But fr what’s up with every female tryna get sponsored after a couple of seasons lol

 

[aznaxl]

This thread makes me cringe.

Thanks for being part of it. What specifically though?

 

[aznaxl]

But fr what’s up with every female tryna get sponsored after a couple of seasons lol

Every female? I thought I was the only one. Damn.

 

[OregonDead]

btw sick lurk game OP

15 posts since 2006

dang OG

 

[b0ss]

1. Move to colorado

2. Go to any terrain park and ask the best dudes to teach you park in exchange for mhm.

3. Breed a geneticly enhanced skiing baby.

4. Get 2 jobs and hire a fis frrestyle coach to literally raise and ski ur kid 300 days a year. 70k a year plus living expenses.

Kid will need homeschoolong.

Get results on first kid.

Use the status to find an even better skiing man to make 2nd new and improved child. Rinse and repeat until you get lucky and breed a 145 iq 300 day skiing baby thay can 1440 at 10 yo.

8(or whatever im on) charge your kids with their living expenses + markup

10(?) Retire at 45

 

[aznaxl]

1. Move to colorado

2. Go to any terrain park and ask the best dudes to teach you park in exchange for mhm.

3. Breed a geneticly enhanced skiing baby.

4. Get 2 jobs and hire a fis frrestyle coach to literally raise and ski ur kid 300 days a year. 70k a year plus living expenses.

Kid will need homeschoolong.

Get results on first kid.

Use the status to find an even better skiing man to make 2nd new and improved child. Rinse and repeat until you get lucky and breed a 145 iq 300 day skiing baby thay can 1440 at 10 yo.

8(or whatever im on) charge your kids with their living expenses + markup

10(?) Retire at 45

Sup [tag=1388]@skierman[/tag]

**This post was edited on Dec 29th 2019 at 4:47:13pm

 

[snowmosexual]

I checked out your Instagram and it needs some work. Honestly it seems that's the number one thing of getting sponsored.