21+

works for 19 in canada... for my 19th birthday i went skiing and then to the hospital... even though i wasnt in canada at the time. meh.

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you bettter still have my jagermeister shirt, or I'll fucking drive a train through your anus. – jibtech

numbers are for jewish investment bankers - sleezemcfly

Somedays I like it crunchy, other days I take it up the ass! - Lanemeyers

Looting, it's the new way to buy stuff! - Jib_This
 
for my 8th birthday i went to discovery zone (DZ)and had pizza and soda and cake. it was a blast

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Jesus Christ, nice shot!
 
I had a BBQ in my backyard. I made my mom cook for me and all my friends. It was fun. I'll probably do it again next year. Maybe. If I'm still alive.

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'The art of propaganda lies in understanding the emotional ideas of the great masses and finding, through a psychologically correct form, the way to the attention and thence to the heart of the broad masses.' - A. Hiedler
 
I don't really remember that night but the next day it felt like my head was in a vise.

at that point I started to cry...mainly 'cause I sat on my balls
 
started with a 252 (151 & wild turkey) then had a three wise men (three shots in a row bacardi, beam, cuervo) followed by a couple beers, then a dead nazi (jaerger, goldschlager, rumplemintz), two poudre canyons (local drink 151, baileys, amaretto), and finally a prairie fire (151 and tobasco lit on fire - ouch) after that i prayed to the porcelain god for at least an hour, and again the next morning

-Strode

Abba Zabba, you my only friend
 
the discovery zone is awesome. they had one in Portland a while back. im not sure if it is strill there though

what you gonna do when shit hits the fan, are you gonna stand and fight like a man, will you be as hard as you say you are, are you gonna run and go get your bodygaurd
 
a little weird i'd say

The only tent i'm pitchin tonite is... well you get where i'm goin.... OH! (Quagmire)

Frontflips are lame

Lets hear it for fat chicks!

 
'dear diary..he he JACKPOT' - Quagmire, family guy

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And for America, there will be no going back to the era before September the 11th, 2001 — to false comfort in a dangerous world. We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities. - George W. Bush

 
strode a three wisemen is jack daniels, jim beam, and johnny walker, for the four horsemen you add jose cuervo.

on my 21st i witnessed a domestic assault, my two buddies in the apt above me got into a fight and one got pushed down some stairs. which caused him to break his leg and dislocate his ankle. apon the 911 call the ambulance took him away while the police took away his my other friend where he stayed in jail for thirty some. I then went to the hospital for 4 hours till my friend was out. after this ordeal i wound up at a bar with a group of 6 people instead of the 15+ people that were supposed to go. Let me say it was the best birthday ever!

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Get over it

Gotta Love The Midwest

Bring On The Good Ol White Stuff
 
Birthday party#1: Pimpin' Frogz premiere of Reality and some time at the #5 orange, one of vancity's dirties strip clubs.

Party #2: Steamworks brewery, 151, beer, 151, tequila, beer, 151, then off to the cambie, with more 151, a shitload of beer, Red Bull&Jag, and Red Bull and beer, then puked about 14 times and had a homeless guy ask me if I was ok

Party #3: Made an ass of myself at the Poorboyz premiere, after consuming half a 26er of vodka with some Red Bull. Then, went to my school pub, drank until they stopped serving us, busted out my own alcohol, drank that, puked, got kicked out, and now I'm banned.

It was outta hand.

'lets all go to hell for having sex!' Lateralis

'jib_this why are you such an ass? all your posts are dissing someone els (sic)' Krongos

'I can't type, I've been drinking' Nolan

Whistler Sucks

 
^^ and a loser

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A lot of whiskey and tequila, I think.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
haha dont quite remember eh

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I remember a little, the last thing that I remember is taking a shot of tequila and chasing it with another shot of tequila.

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
there is only one thing u can do on ur 21st, 21 run, have 21 shots at bars, or with friends

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'Hesitation will make your worst fears come true.' - JT
 
my bf and his friends took me out to the strip club ( a good one with lotsa hot girls) for my birthday. yeay good times. before the strip club we sat around drinking....and eventually i could not see. there was no puking though..that is rare.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
I got loaded and then went on a mountain bike night ride on a technical single track trail. Talk about fun, holy crap was that a new experience never to be repeated. We hooked up our helmet cam and night lites and got it all on video. Afterwards, we lit up a bonfire and drank a lot of tequila. We had fun spitting booze on the fire, and getting trashed. Rolling down hills when drunk is not a good idea.

mmmmmm snow goood
 
icecreamsandwich... ur bf took you to a strip club? are you into seeing naked chicks?

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^you have to understand, her boyfriend is ductapeboy.

on my 19th i was a fucking mess. im not too sure how much i drank but i've been told i almost cleared a 2-4. all i remember is puking off the back deck at my chalet and having my dad there to cheer me on

SKIER'S IRRESPONSIBILITY CODE

1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES

2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity

3.POACH everyone's favourite lines

4.IGNORE all posted signs

5.EVADE patrol at all costs

6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones

7.DRINK to excess

**VIVA LA RESISTANCE**
 
ok but still does she like to look at naked chicks?

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D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.
 
i got a turkey and a pet alligator

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In the shadows of darkness, I stand in the light.

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I don't remember all of it, but it went something like this:

9 beers, 17 shots, makeout session with a friend of mine while waiting in a bar line, some pissing on the Chemistry building, and a whole lot of puking on my porch.

It was great.

 
24 of moosehead and one shot of tequila, first and only time I have ever barfed in the morning....

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!

 
well naked chicks are not to hard on the eyes. yep. thats right.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
you dont have any clue about how much stacey like tolook at naked chicks...

100 lesbians what?????

yea, i wish i could bring you to a strip club stacey

'I think I woud be laughing too hard if I had sex with a guy because gay people are so funny' - Marc Balaban (resnick)
 
hahahaha ced...i forgot about that 100 lesbians thing. that was funny stuff.

...Now I just can't shut you up, shut you up

So now I have to chop you up, chop you up

And I'll just wait till I get caught...

 
mmm i can imagine it now

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