21 resons not to have a rabbit

sizzlah

Active member
1) They chew phone cords. 2 within 5 minutes. What the hell??

2) Chewed computer cords result in lost information on your computer. I had to drag the whole desk across the room cause I have to use the shorter phone cord now that the long one in chewed up and the plug for the computer came out of the wall so now my project is lost.

3) True, he's litter box trained, but sometimes he misses the litter box, if you know what I mean.

4) Can't take them for a walk.

5) They sit and eat and don't fetch your slippers. If he did find my slippers...I wouldn't have slippers for very long after that. Just torn strips of material.

6) They kick all of the litter out of the litter box.

7) They chew the bathmat (I had to buy a new one).

8) They chew holes in the bath towels (parents get angry).

9) They are shy and afraid of people, yet so cute. So of course everyone wants to pat the bunny but the bunny is scared shitless and claws your arms to pieces.

10) They shed. EVERYWHERE. Contrary to the populat belief, rabbit hair up your nose IS NOT FUN. And when you try to brush it out more just goes in.

11) They don't like water so you can't give them a bath. Therefore they are stinky little rodents. (like Darryl)

12) They chew table legs.

13) Chair legs.

14) MY legs (and pajamas).

15) If the toilet paper roll is left just the slightest bit unwound he feels the need to unroll the whole thing and chew it all to pieces.

16) When they want attention...a certain rabbit I know picks up his food dish in his teeth and bangs it against the wall, resulting in:

#17) ...Dents in the wall.

#18) ...Loss of sleep.

#19) ...Major food spillage across the

bathroom floor.

20) Many people are allergic to rabbits so no friends can come over. Actually that's a plus in keeping unwanted pests, like my sister, from visiting often.

21) THEY DON'T DO ANYTHING!!!!!

But mostly the chewing phone cords bit really gets me. Anyone want my bunny? He's really cute and soft and smart. The End.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
lol i know all too well about owning a rabbit..my sister owns one but she left it at the house when she moved away so ihad to take care of it and did it ever chew on wires and cords and everything! but they are still enjoyable ya just need to watch them or put up the cords and wires!

we can let our rabbit go in the backkyard or the frnt lawn with out a leash or anything and it does runn away! it is pretty cool!

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your friendly newfie

 
22) they are scared of Andy and hide in the bathtub when he wants to pat it.

23) When Andy trys to wash up in the morning before skiing it runs full speed into Andy's legs scaring the bejesus out of him

-Andy

~PhUnKiN PhAtT PhReErIdEr~

Oh no! Hostess Fruit Pies?!

NewSchoolSkiing|dot|com!
 
24) he bit my fuckin' finger when i tried to get him out from under the bed

25) he's in the bathroom when i tried to take a shower the one morning and i know he was thinking dirty thoughts...i don't feel comfortable being naked around a rabbit

26) he ate a small hole in my shirt

27) when he misses the litter box, he always tends to miss in the morning so i step in his poo

on the plus side, its trained better than starr is

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The only real drug problem is scoring real good drugs.
 
wow. this is scary. i am never letting either of you in my house again.

but all those comments were right on target as well. even the one about starr.

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yo, mc....my dick is longer than your skis. - mr. jeff schmuck

 
HEY - i'm not a rodent.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'I gotta keep my liver occupied, I don't want it to not get any excersise' Dave Pauls on why he drinks all the time
 
i had two rabbits when i was younger... we forgot to feed them and they died. oh well.

Darryl Hunt

aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

I follow the darkness

'I gotta keep my liver occupied, I don't want it to not get any excersise' Dave Pauls on why he drinks all the time
 
one day when my uncle was litle they had like 15 rabits and when the faimly went to church they stayed home and killed all of the raibts, I don't like rabits either but don't u think its kinda stuiped to kill 15 of them??

'wow you can type 'bah' at an amazing rate, or just copy paste, see school does teach you something'-tremblantripper
 
my place is infested with rabbits, someone must have gotten tired of their rabbits and came down to my place and let them go, there must be atleast 20 of them now

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
I had a rabit for like an hour once. it was white and big. someone locked it in my shed one day - cuz it was runing around. I looked at it - and it thumped its foot on the floor and ran away. then we gave it to our neighbours. but I think they ate it. the end.

'What da fack, man? I don undrstand.' Alex the crazy french kid.
 
i had a rabbit once and it bit me...damn rabbit

all the worlds a terrain park and the people are just jibbers.

-NewSkool Shakspere
 
I had a rabbit and it stayed with neighbours while we went on holidays. We came back and she had died. I still think they should buy me a new one!

* Vixen *
 
ppl get a cat! they are much cooler than some rabbits!!! I also have a python(snake)! its so cool when some girls come to my place and the see it! its like EEEEEEEEKKKK!!!! very funny!!

Me need snow!!
 
some of my reasons for not owning a rabbit..

-their cocks are too small, not good for anal sex.

-suprisingly not good for fucking, they're so furry and soft, but rabbit cunts are hard as rocks, seriously!

-though they're cocks are small, they're twice as big as mine, it makes me inferior..

-some rabbits have huge throbbing nutsacks.. it also makes me feel inferior.

-rabbit cum is NOT silky and smooth like baby cum, or mouse cum.

omg teh and!323

 
heheheh, outside rabbits are the best, they're HUGE! and really cool and hairy, plus they can kick the shit out of any cat, my friends has some they are sweet they just run around in the yard doing stuff. But for those of you who have crappy rabbits, remember Rabbits taste really good ;)

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
i had a rabbit and my dad hated it so he killed it. lifes a bitch like that sometimes. it wuz a b-day present to me and he didn't like it eating up our whole garden (theres another reason not to get one) and so he drowned it

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
Holy shit, your dad's an ass, no offence, but drowning it? i mean you can always try and give it away or something or if he had to kill it he could of broke it's neck or something painless. but drowning it is just cruel.

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The morning after you and a babe who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is NO reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.

 
at this school, it was like their last assembly of the year like a week ago, and this kid found a bunny and at the assembly threw it up in the air as high as he could and it fell and like broke everything and had to be killed...he got charges for animal cruelty, isn't that fucked up

 
yeah, thats harsh fucked up

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^

(get really high)

My Neighbour's Dog has a 4 inch Clit

Quit Looking at Me SWAAAAANN! - Adam Sandler
 
wow! sucks crap..

Luckly I dont have a piece of poo like that.

I hve a bird!

~~I Wanna Be A Phunkin Phatt Phreerider!~~
 
Cats are pretty cool, mine clawed the shit out of my annoying neighbor's dog who was always barking at night. Badass cat.

'I'm the guns of navarone motherfucker!!'-Jules(Pulp Fiction)
 
my dad thought it was too expensive to get it put to sleep

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~Hot Tamalia :o)
 
mc i ahve never laughed so hard...

oh man,

ionce attemted to catch a rabbit... it ws wild and running around my neighbors lawn. so i told my mom i wanted it. she said if i caught it. i could hav it.. so i set out (she only gave me an hour) and well my neighbor came out, and asked what i was doing. i spent my hour explaining my plan to catch the rabbit to her./ and then i had no time to catch the rabbit. i was mad...

I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
 
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