2025 ski season trend predictions

I predict that a few talented skiers will do something cool/original, and the groms will bite super hard it and ruin it
 
Feel like this is a trend that’s like already started and growing, but ‘No Helmets’ seem to becoming more and more popular
 
topic:chumbawumba said:
Hey guys I’m back and intoxicated as usual, this time on hella NyQuil (I got Covid). Sorry I wasn’t active with shitty posts this season. I tore my LCL/meniscus hucking a ridiculously phat switch rodeo 5 into a bush. Win some lose some. Anyways It’s hard to be a ski shit poster when ur physically unable to ski so that explains my absence.

as the title suggest, I wanna hear everyone’s trend predictions for next season. Will the baggy pants arcteryx beanie combo remain the dominant fit amongst the jibber fuck boys? Or will we see a skinny pant resurgence? Will Salomon re-establish itself as a free skiing pioneer, or continue to fade into obscurity?

Lets hear ur predictions boys, girls, and non binary friends

my current trend forecast:

1.) non twin tip style skis in the park: ever seen somebody do a lip 270 to switch on some super G skis? Me neither, I can see this becoming a fad just like shaped boards in skateboarding circa 2016. Salomon is already capitalizing on the wave, they need to flatten the tail out tho. Things are twice as bad ass on race skis, I wanna see some cork 9 seatbelts on some race skis.

2. Open carry on the hill: I’m sure we all saw that video of xankilla getting harassed by those 16 year olds (rightfully so fuck xankilla), idk about y’all but personally, being harassed by teenager park rats sounds horrifying. I doubt those kids would have been so brazen if our guy xanny was packing a phat ass desert eagle loud and proud on his hip. Plus’s getting clips with ur Blicky on u is definitely cool. Nothing like a crispy cork 7 blunt, now imagine that same cork but while brandishing ur strap for the clip. Core as fuck. nobody is gonna fuck with u in the hill with ur piece on u like dat

3. Having divider at urinals in the lodge bar bathroom / bar bathrooms/ all bathrooms

ok my penis is not small at all. It’s not huge by any means either. it’s about 5 and 3/4” inches when fully erect, average girth too, a completely average size penis, but I can’t seems to get my pee to flow unless the urinals have dividers, why don’t all urinals have dividers? Like honestly it’s ridiculous to hav to piss with the possibility that the guy next to u could fully glance at ur wang if he pleases. I can’t seem to pee if there’s another man in the room, It’s humiliating. When the guy next to u hears that ur not peeing he always looks at ur dick to make sure ur not peeing and it’s lame asf. Like my dick looks small sometimes when it’s soft but it’s actually not small so when they look at my dick I feel insecure and like they are judging me for not being able to pee and having a penis that looks small when it’s soft but is actually a decent sized/shaped penis when it’s hard. I don’t like it

4. Pretending to be swedish for clout

5. Asking people wearing arcteryx “what brand jacket is that? it looks hella sick!”

and when they answer say “oh that’s what’s up dawg” and then walk away

6. Acting like ur stoned

I quite smoking weed and honestly it’s been great, however I miss the clout that smoking weed got me on the hill. This one time i did this sick 540 tree tap off a natty feature and everyone I was skiing with was super hype, for some reason this fried kid named Evan thought it was “twice as cool because I smoked a spliff before doing it”. Gonna start acting mad stoned before I do anything buck so people give me that weed clout.

6. Pants above boots

some European kid on here got mad that people were doing this and made a whole thread. Bad publicity is still publicity, anyone looking to gain some views should adopt this steez.

7. colors

what happened to the G suit ? The magic suit ????? Jon Olson ????? Tom Wallisch red and blue north face jacket????? Tanner hall neon green Oakley pants???

why did this stop? Everyone looks the same now. Real trend setter will be taking notes from the OG’s 2025 season

8. Having average sized testicles

whenever i do something buck its not atypical to be met with the quote “that took some big balls” or “u got balls of steel” or something along those lines, and while I understand it directed as a complement, my balls are in fact average sized, and have nothing to do with my over confidence in my skiing abilities. It just reminds me that I don’t have massive golf ball sized testicles. And that’s fine. Do women actually like big balls? Like does a man having a large nutsack turn you on in any way? What if his penis was average size but his nutsack was large? I think we should adopt a new phrase

9. body slides

sike just kidding these were never cool and never will be

10. Being a responsible well mannered cognitively aware competent young adult/ teenager/ child



The more time I spend amongst skiers the more I realize how annoying we are. 99% of you could not exist outside of a ski town and have no personality other than skiing, booze, weed, or partying. It’s fucking pathetic. Get some new hobbies or something outside of skiing/booze. Stop being so pathetic acting like u can’t socialize with anyone who exists outside of a ski town or doesn’t know anything about skiing. I genuinely prefer to socialize with people who don’t ski vs people who do at this point. Being a responsible well mannered cognitively aware competent human is definitely IN for 2025
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Directional or super fat skis in the park is definitely a sick trend. Disasters are so much more fun on my black ops 118s then wets
 
Doggg, that shit had me so dam confused the other day?? I hadn't seen him in like 5 years and he somehow got a euro accent between then and now, he from Boston too, right?? Smh???

14603741:ColoradoDogfart said:
Hackels been doing this shit for like 7 years your way behind
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14604052:21CABBAGE said:
Doggg, that shit had me so dam confused the other day?? I hadn't seen him in like 5 years and he somehow got a euro accent between then and now, he from Boston too, right?? Smh???
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Yeah he did ? which is so confusing tbf
 
The rockies/wasatch/sierras will have a shit snow season and the east will get hammered. All the new Yorkers will stop coming out here and go back to vermont where they belong.
 
14604254:SlushSeason said:
The rockies/wasatch/sierras will have a shit snow season and the east will get hammered. All the new Yorkers will stop coming out here and go back to vermont where they belong.
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Bros praying on our downfall fr ?
 
14604797:SlushSeason said:
And they'll still be slow
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And still sit in the middle of runs blasting shitty music on speakers, which in turn I will continue to spray everyone of them with snow as I go by.
 
I already know what’s coming for boots in 2025, and it’s more BOA.

*insert BOA dial clicking sounds here*
 
14604865:Brule. said:
I already know what’s coming for boots in 2025, and it’s more BOA.

*insert BOA dial clicking sounds here*
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Until BOA is incorporated into women’s bras, I will never support that shit.

fuck boa, valid prediction tho.

Does anyone else still have trouble taking off their ladies bra as a grown ass man ? It’s comical
 
14604900:chumbawumba said:
Until BOA is incorporated into women’s bras, I will never support that shit.

fuck boa, valid prediction tho.

Does anyone else still have trouble taking off their ladies bra as a grown ass man ? It’s comical
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i feel like a frat bro giving this advice but all you gotta do is slip your ring or middle finger underneath the strap to pull it up a little, and then use your thumb and middle or index finger to pinch the two sides of the clasp toward each other and it opens
 
14604837:PartyBullshiit said:
And still sit in the middle of runs blasting shitty music on speakers, which in turn I will continue to spray everyone of them with snow as I go by.
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as much as I support spraying snowboarders sitting in the trail, something irks me about a Floridian who goes to Breckenridge once a year doing this.. luv u pb!!
 
14604900:chumbawumba said:
Until BOA is incorporated into women’s bras, I will never support that shit.

fuck boa, valid prediction tho.

Does anyone else still have trouble taking off their ladies bra as a grown ass man ? It’s comical
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Idk learn how to take the bra off with your teeth.
 
14604952:SteezyYeeter said:
as much as I support spraying snowboarders sitting in the trail, something irks me about a Floridian who goes to Breckenridge once a year doing this.. luv u pb!!
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Don’t worry. I do it everywhere I go. I’m an equal opportunity sprayer.
 
14604952:SteezyYeeter said:
as much as I support spraying snowboarders sitting in the trail, something irks me about a Floridian who goes to Breckenridge once a year doing this.. luv u pb!!
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Btw not a Floridian. I’m a Californian living in Florida.
 
14605132:SofaKingSick said:
on purpose??
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Was a military kid growing up. Cali, Hawaii, Japan. Then my parents got divorced and my mother’s family was all in Florida. So she moved back to Florida with me.

very close to my family so stayed down here to be closer to my mother. My grandmother is 104 so would like to stay here until she passes.
 
I am here to reply about pants over boots.

Till last season I had a pair of pants really comfortable but they got sliced to the point that I had to take the inner gaiter and wrap over the outside shell, over my boots.

I really didn't care so much

Of course I had to use them without wrapping the gaiter on on powder days witch resulted in me filled with snow

PASSION BEFORE FASHION

PS. Hope you had a nice recovery from the crash... i partially tore my ACL 3 weeks ago
 
I also stopped smoking while skiing since I started thinking it's not so safe.... then i realised that for me it's more dangerous to be sober ...
 
14605136:PartyBullshiit said:
Was a military kid growing up. Cali, Hawaii, Japan. Then my parents got divorced and my mother’s family was all in Florida. So she moved back to Florida with me.

very close to my family so stayed down here to be closer to my mother. My grandmother is 104 so would like to stay here until she passes.
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nice, jokes aside good for you. i have some in-law family in florida, if something happened with them and they needed us there i'd be there. good for you for still gittin' it in terms of skiing
 
Bump because I've been looking for this thread for a while. Best post of the past year IMO thank you sir
 
I hope drinking on hill trends down. Nothing wrong with hitting some beers in the lot. But I fuckin hate seeing drunkasses in the park that already don’t have any park etiquette while sober being idiots. I sound like a fuckin old man already, but it’s just unsafe.

nothing wrong with the park regulars drinking, it’s the drunk gapers that really bother me
 
Love watching tourists slamming beers at 8am the hearing them talking about how drunk they are on the lift by 10. Makes me feel super safe around other skiers

14620606:mrk127 said:
I hope drinking on hill trends down. Nothing wrong with hitting some beers in the lot. But I fuckin hate seeing drunkasses in the park that already don’t have any park etiquette while sober being idiots. I sound like a fuckin old man already, but it’s just unsafe.

nothing wrong with the park regulars drinking, it’s the drunk gapers that really bother me
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14620624:nCrow said:
Love watching tourists slamming beers at 8am the hearing them talking about how drunk they are on the lift by 10. Makes me feel super safe around other skiers
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Adding to this, I wonder how many more "Tommorrowland Winter" kind of festivals pop up as climate change affects the length of seasons and resorts scramble for ways to monetize the slopes? I kind of think alcohol consumption will only increase on the mountains, not decrease, much to the detriment of the environment and festivalgoers being degenerate slobs in general.
 
14620763:1spliff2guinnies said:
Adding to this, I wonder how many more "Tommorrowland Winter" kind of festivals pop up as climate change affects the length of seasons and resorts scramble for ways to monetize the slopes? I kind of think alcohol consumption will only increase on the mountains, not decrease, much to the detriment of the environment and festivalgoers being degenerate slobs in general.
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1 million beers please ?
 
14628623:KilaTsunami said:
Looks like camo is the hot trend this year, every brand is doin camo pants, I dig it
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unclear to me why youre getting downvoted for this but camo never goes out of style (okay it comes and goes but still). happy to hear it's doing well this year
 
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