2016 / 2017 Seymour conditions thread

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Main features

1. Rocktagon: 0/10: completely covered no exposed rocks, don't even bother hitting it.

2. Compression chamber: 2/10: Too steep on the uptake, compression level dangerously high.

3. Margaritaville: 10/10: Still lit.

4. Stunt ditch: 4/10: Try a handplant.

5. Brockton Cliff: 3/10: Still flat as fuck, hit it you pussy.

6. AK Trees: 7/10: Coverage optimal, cliff sizable.

7. City booter: 0/10: Ski patrol blew it up.

8. Smoker pit (new 2016 feature) 9/10: Jesse threw up on the ground, frozen solid

9. Rock Chute: 7/10: Can not confirm or deny they have those bombers of trapper johns

10. Mystery step up: 0/10: Not there, send it anyways

11. NHChells gate (formerly known as hells gate): 2/10: Coverage not optimal

12. Monster van: 0/10: Not parked in the middle of the run

Parks

1. Pit park 7/10: Get in there before they turn all the rails perpendicular to the hill

2. Northlands 8/10: Jumps money, grab blunt

3. Young Guns 0/10: Can confirm non-existent

4. Brockton Park 2/10: 2/10 b/c bring back the brockton park that shit was ridiculous
 
Feb 4th:

Compression chamber: 9/10: Built a huge kicker off the top, ski patrol said they would blow it up. Park crew said it was lit.

Feb 11th:

Jump still in tact, kid flew off and blew him self the fuck up, possibly dead.

Feb 12th:

Compression chamber: 2/10: Ski patrol blew it up
 
Feb 4th:

Compression chamber: 9/10: Built a huge kicker off the top, ski patrol said they would blow it up. Park crew said it was lit.

Feb 11th:

Jump still in tact, kid flew off and blew him self the fuck up, possibly dead.

Feb 12th:

Compression chamber: 2/10: Ski patrol blew it up
 
February 25th Update:

Young Guns: Existent

Brockton: Looks like some kids were blazing and smoked it out, visibility non existent

Lower Margaritaville: Kid hit a giant drop into a tree

Red Ledge: Some say a guy in a piss yellow helmet jumped over the stairs

Pit Park: Get there, rails still not perpendicular to hill... yet

Northlands Jumps: Actually still nice

Hip Section: Who cares

Upper Northlands: Rail perpendicular to hill followed by enormous down bar

Compression Chamber: Unreasonably stupid

Mystery Chair: Still able to crush beer on it

Pit Park Builders: Haven't called me a faggot for being a skier... yet

Shirtless Laps: Yeah
 
Ok, so recently Seymour has got a lot of snow. Now its a little warm so its pretty heavy.

Pit Park: They shut it down because every rail got buried

Northlands Jumps: Better than before

Upper Northlands: took out perpendicular rail and C, long down bar and bomb are still there.

Step Up: Oh baby she's a blaster, fucking groom that shit though landing is trash.

Young Guns: Jumps look nice and beefy like a good bowl of minestrone and they put in some rails.

Visibility: 10 kids hotboxing their dad's Prius.

Lineups: Slim to none.

Hot lifties of legal age: None this year.

Brockton: 12 kids hotboxing the cab of their dad's Ford F-150

Margaritaville: Don't hit the cliffs in the dark.

Rocktagon: Still gone, hoping it reappears once the snow starts melting.

Devil's Cliff: If you brag about hitting Devil's now you fucking suck, there's no rock showing you bitch.

Snowboarders: Still haven't been called a faggot for being a skier.
 
I remember when these threads were about 20 pages long for both Grouse and Seymour every year.... good stuff. Pumped for some sunny spring laps at Seymour, not much beats it.
 
Update:

Pit Park: Rails no longer buried under second winter but that might change

Northlands: Pretty much the same as ever

Upper Northlands: Same but with a shotgun at the top

Nuthouse Park: Step up and little triangle box that you can launch off at full speed

Brockton: BROCKTON SUPER PARK IS IN

Young Guns: Still the same

Margaritaville: Some jackass took a shit in there

Weather: Bring out the fucking sun

Devil's: Not gnarly at all

Come out this weekend for For The People Invitational, we'll be the aggressively drunk group with no shirts.
 
13804593:jaimegilfish said:
Worth coming uppp and buying a day pass friday or just shredding at grouse since i don't have to pay??
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Come up Saturday it's gonna be lit mega drunk fest, prizes completely unsanctioned so probably nudity. We have a flag
 
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