The thing couldn't guess penis, but it sure as hell guessed vagina...
'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
the first time it won, and guessed that i was thinking about a person..but the second time i was thinking about my skis, and it took like 24 questions to guess 'skis'..so i won