2 fish.....

[Lansfield]

so two fish are in a tank. they are named one, and two.

one dies,

you have two left,

should two die,

you have one left.

took me a minute or two

 

[Janky]

what

 

[Dr.Newschoolers]

lolwut

 

[ryantheconnolly]

i was expecting one cup

 

[Gnarwall]

makes sense to me. ya'll are dumb.

 

[chuck_testa]

wut this is all that I kept thinking of

 

[iLLbiLLy]

so there are three fish?

 

[Willard]

.

 

[soulskier]

two goldfish are sitting in their tank, one says to the other "you man the guns, i'll drive."

 

[Lansfield]

Made me chuckle. congrats, youv won k+

 

[Casual.]

Not. Complicated.

 

[salomon097]

if you capitalize the proper nouns it makes it alot easier

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

that took me 3 seconds, not even a minute.

 

[CRiP]

so we started with 7 fish and finished with 9 right?

 

[PopsicleStand]

yeah, it took me three reads but I was left slightly disappointed at the level of cunning in this riddle.

 

[Dr.Newschoolers]

just read this:

Little Tommy was filling up a hole with dirt in his backyard. Interested, the neighbour Mr. Jenkins looked over and asked him what he was doing. "Buryin' my dead goldfish... " said Tommy.

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that Tommy. The hole sure looks far too big for just a goldfish!" said Mr. Jenkins.

"Yeah," said Tommy "Thats cuz' he's inside your dumb cat!"

 

[Lansfield]

ats, you have won the interweb award

 

[SeanTom]

ohhhhhh. funky last two lines

 

[Bart.Man]

ditto. maybe its just the way my brain works. I'm not particularly smart, this was just clear to me.

 

[Ski_ThEast]

put it in here
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/658805/

 

[ryantheconnolly]

take out the line "they are named one and two" and add "how is this possible?" to the end and then it will be a real riddle

 

[introvert]

Rofl.

 

[caturdaze]

I don't get it. Some one capitalize the proper nouns for me?

 

[theabortionator]

 

[Zimmerman]

that was weak