2 books you wont find in a library

'how to make a thread you started go against you' by our favorite

...RUN FOR COVER PRODUCTIONS...

 
'The Guide to Girls' by Pete Olenick.

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
how to spend money for the average person-bill gates

Take me to your special place,

Close your eyes show me your face............I'm gonna piss on it

 
This Book is not for the Library -Trash

whoo-diggity!

Girl, you know its true.

'yup you're right' - strode420
 
how to drive a race car- paul tracy

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
a hebrew history - adolf hitler

the north beach diet - anna nicole smith

starting up a small business - the enron executives

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i prefer the term 'forced love' - derek referring to rape
 
how to absolutely NOT go awol in the alabama reserve-'The W'

Jesus saves!

Gretzky gets the rebound. he feeds the puck to LeClair. he shoots! he scores! the crowd goes wild
 
^ ha

NINTHWARD-ITS A SKI COMPANY, BITCH!

girls poo, but they are giftwrapped, have a little bow on them, and smell like cinnimon and vanilla

WORLD FREERIDE CAMP SESSION 3 BIOTCHES

 
The Atkins diet and how it has worked for me- by Michael Moore

How to take credit for a book I really didn't write- by Hilary Clinton

 
'how to make money off of the newschool skiing community without actually being part of the newschool skiing community' by matt harvey.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
russian torture- by i-bit-cha-cock-off

'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'

-J.D. May
 
How to make a Realistic Gillie suit enabling you to sneak up and donkey punch the girl next door so you can finally have your way with her-- by Butters

---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis

 
^wtf, derrr, porno

---------------------------------------------------------------your ex is gonna get torn apart when she gives birth to your kid so maybe she should invest in some labia rings and attach them together to seal off her gaping fetus wound- Lateralis

 
how to kill yourself

XxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx

ya, i know, mommy and daddy got me a cell hpone, but it was for safety reasons while driving the lexus they bought me.
 
how not to make THE REST OF THE WORLD hate your country by dubya

'I place him in the category of a ski thief, and invite a thousand hell hounds to feast heartily on his genitals. May he burn in eternal hellfire.'

-J.D. May
 
'suicide for dummies'

'Fluffy dont float - a comprehensive guide to things that your dog will love'

'the morning after - teiniques for sneaking out of a room'

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
^thats been said already

how to liberate a cournty-Bush

go listen to some emo. those whiny guys feel your pain. -linemaverick5...

 
^ its in quotes. hes just saying he feels bad at laughin at what the kid wrote

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
this isnt a fad-liberals

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linejibber550:ill be giving bj's in the corner for 37cents

nrthfacer:i rose my price today from 65 cents to a dollar...it was a big move for me

Sk3bUm:^i'll be taking 50% of all of your earnings and spending it all in the corner

 
sTAR BY PAMALA aNDERSON

(I HEARD IS';T ALOT OF YOUNG mens,, first book:

fucken read it,

and you won't find fear and loathing on earth,

i haven't written it yet, but it's a comming,

ps. britney spears called my cell phone,

im kidding...

C-Ya,

c-dubbs...

live by the N.E.R.D
 
how to walk the fine line between ski coaching and trying to bang every female student over the age of 18 - my ski coaching friend

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I know it's a bit early this year, but every year somebody starts a thread about their goals for the season (that have to do with skiing, not fucking a cheerleader) and you know the rest.

-the-east-isnt-that-bad

real stuff is better than stuff on a screen, porn to sex, skiing to ns

-C-Man

JC, TMC, S3p, WCJF

 
i'd llike to work at a mcdonalls in ottawwa,

io'd light up a my pipe while im at work,

it's going to be dope,

 
how to meet secretly - amanda huggankiss

under the bleachers - seymour butts

it just doesn't fit! - hugh jecock

fat people should avoid buffets

 
the art of style while skiing - anthony borowonski

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'Hasta la victoria siempre'

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara
 
so you can lick your elbow - dan brown

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(zach)
 
^ thats more of to the left of the elbow, your like 1 inch away from it.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
im pretty sure i could find more than one book about canadian war heros.

Member Since 2003-01-15

Member Number 13501

dont get it twisted
 
^ technically, he isnt licking the bone of his elbow... so i duno if he really did or not.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
'how to suck cock' by Rosy O'donnell.

I win, that one's the best

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My signature

 
hold on, I thought of a better one.

'How to lose weight while sucking cock' by Rosy O'Donnell

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My signature

 
^ already been done.

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
how about negros you meet while skiing...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
death of a childs future -michael jackson

how to stop pedophilia -kobe bryant

101 reasons to keep your virginity -britney spears

worse case senario handbook: rice wounds -john kerry

stalkers, and the people who love them

the holy bible, with side notes by rev al sharpton

Meat lovers cookbook -a free publication of PETA

how to get a cars engine to run better by adding a 20' plasma tv -xzibit

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY

Rollers of NS unite!!!

603 for life

I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

 
'How to have the best terrain park ever'- by Crystal Mtn Resort.

'How to ski the trees.'- by Sonny Bono

'How to fling Feces.'- by Munky C. Munky Do.

'How to make the best website ever.'-by Matt Harvey

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
bump

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Jack and Jill went up a hill riding on an elephant. Jill got down to help Jack off the elephant.

 
'The simple guide to world peace and unity' -USA

'A list of our summer olympic champions' -Canada

'(insert title here)' -Atlantaski

-Joel

'If Jesus were here, he would command you: stop being and idiot.' -EastCoastPride

'There should be an International ''Slash Your Neighbors SUV Tires'' Day' -con_cept

'I figure excessive drinking got me into this mess, excessive drinking can damn well get me out of it again.' -J.D._May
 
^haha, your last one was good

r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?

fuck pussy dick suckin lips

-freeze_pooter

 
'Rich to Nothing to Rich Again, While Keeping the Same Narsty Hair Style Through it All'

-Donald Trump.

'A Guide to Child Care'

-Micheal Jackson

'A Guide to Woman'

-Arnold Swartzinager

'A Guide to Politics'

-Arnold Swartzinager

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
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