1596

nobody cares. only talk about it when you reach an actual number just not your next post cause i could say this is my 802 but no one actually cares
 
unless of course your stephen. Then you need to create 2 threads for each post milestone. Ex. 2 threads about his 400th post
 
hahahahahaha very ture

don't you know eric the number 1596 got roundhouse kicked by chuck norris and is now simply a series of didgets and not a number
 
ha^ its impossible thats why its funny

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer, to bad he never cries
 
The question of what happens when an unstopable force meets an unmovable object was answered when chuck norris punched himself in the face
 
When chuck norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down.

Chuck norris's ejaculations have been known to go through kevlar and female uteruses.

The average male ejaculates 200 million sperm, chuck norris only has one but it's 6feet long and angry.
 
Chuck norris once nursed a injured sheep back to help using his beard clippings. Once it was better he broke it's neck. when asked why he said, "the chuck can giveth, and the chuck can taketh away"
 
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
 
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