15 dollars my a**

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tremblantripper

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ok well my buddies are having this massive keg party on the weekend, like were talkin like 200 people +, and of course there will be infinite amounts of beer and chicks. So they decided to make the rate 15$ to get in now to me thats bs, not because its 15 dollars, shit i can easily drink 15 bucks worth the beer. They charged 15$ so they could make an approx. 500 dollar or more profit, fuck you have parties for fun but not to make profit

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
 
are you going to the party? if so stop bitching. if you arn't than tell other people going to the party (or the people orginizing the party) a piece of your mind. or have your own kegger and don't change $15

.dave.
 
no actually im not goin, and most people i know have decided the same thing about it

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
 
people won't pay $15 unless there's absolutely nothing else to do in that town . . . I wouldn't

Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'

Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'
 
crash the party with a whole lot of people and steal the beer. The chicks will likely follow

___________________

Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
Yeah steal the beer, thats free!

_____________________

Andrew

Hey sweet thang, may I offer you a fish sandwich?

-Leon Phelps a.k.a. The Ladies Man
 
hahaah yeah i would but the people who organised it are my best friends

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
 
those guys are smart though...they are gunna make a shit load of cash

---The Rail Janitor--

---For All Your Rail Cleaning Needs-
 
you can buy a entire case of naddie light for less than 10 bucks usually. I have NEVER paid more than 5 dollars to get into a keg party, and when i paid 5, they had jello shots and other stuff too. 15 is so rediculous, and how many kegs are they getting ? they should have AT LEAST 6 or 7 with a few on reserve cause if there is 200 people, one keg won't last more than 20 min. But seriously, tell them that is really dickish and they will get a lot more people to come if they charge 5, or even 7 or something, but not 15. If they wanna make more money, tell them to sell shots for a buck, drunk people will pay !!

You will crash and burn before you fly
 
yes, the way to go is sell shots of something fruittasting for a buck after the beer starts to run low

'He got fired? What did he do?'

'He jumped off of the roof again'
 
Fifteen dollars?! That's crazy. I *so* wouldn't pay that much...

'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
 
well, this party went down tonite, total bust, cops came twice, second time around they arrested a bunch of people for posesion of weed and weapons, and the kegs and bitch drinks went dry earlier than expected, so im proud that i saved 15 dollars and a bunch of other people got screwed

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
 
dunno havent talked to them yet, pretty sure they did

Burns: We don't have to be adversaries Homer, we both want a fair union

contract...

Homer's Brain: Why is Mr. Burns being so nice to me?

Burns: ...and if you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours...

Homer's Brain: Wait a minute, is he coming onto me?

Burns: I mean, if I should slip something into your pocket, what's the harm?

Homer's Brain: Oh my God! He IS coming onto me!'

Burns: After all, negotiations make strange bed-fellows.

Homer's Brain: (Screams)

Homer: Sorry Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans. Sure

I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
 
Excellent

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'I got cooties, yo! I got cooties yo! I got cooties from Rudy's big old booty, yo!' Sifl and Olly
 
dude, just be happy you're drinkin more than $15 worth of beer. get drunk and be happy. if they make $$ good for them. you had a good time and so did they. if they didn't make $$ then they wouldn't have another one

SKI SPECTACULAR TALISMAN MTN. RESORT
 
my friends were charging $5 tonight . . . me and a buddie waited til they were all drunk and got in without paying anything and could drink as much as we wanted . . . I would feel bad leaving them the check but it was a birthday party for a guy we don't like, so ehh

Joe: 'Red, do something with your life'

Red: 'I do. I smoke weed all the time. And I took a shower earlier. What am I? A fucking superhero? That's plenty.'
 
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