15,000 Facebook Notifications

cbeebzthasteeze

cbeebzthasteeze

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So about an hour ago, a good friend of mine posted the "Who is Following You?" App on her Facebook page. Another friend of mine has always been number 1, until yesterday, when I miraculously went to the numero uno spot. She was enraged, and had to get that spot back. I, being a good sport, engaged her in battle upon my friends Facebook wall and Photos. We had an hour and a half long uber Facebook page nuking. After what seemed forever, my friend had 15,000+ new notifications. She has over 200 profiles pictures, plus about 400 album pictures. Now every single thing on her page has been liked and commented at least three times to every post. I, being a male and therefore the dominant sex, became victor, beating the reigning champion of the "Who is Following You? App. Cool story, huh?

(Just FYI, my name isn't Hansel, but you can call me that if you like :D)
 
I'm on my laptop and I can't figure out how to take screenshots, but I just counted, within 20 minutes I had 15 "sections" saying I liked my friends post/photo with 29 similar posts. That's just after 20 minutes....
 
I once got a legit 175+- nitifications after i posted an album of photos.
they were from a skiing shoot, about 20 skiers had different profile pics after that day.

thats the most ive ever gotten.

 
Are you sad cunts seriously bragging about your doings on Facebook? I'll have to ax your slag mothers where you all went wrong.
 
So let me get this straight. You are saying that 2 people, you and someone else, post and liked 15,000+ things on facebook in 90 minutes? Sorry I don't buy it. Plus you didn't post pics and are thus proven to be full of crap.
 
To add to this, I just did the math and figuring that you both posted/liked 7,500 times in the 90 minutes, you individually would be posting/liking 83.33 things per minute. That is a post/like rate of 1.38 per second. That would be really hard to do for 30 seconds, much less for 2 people to keep that pace for 90 minutes. Like I said, you are full of crap.
 
pretty sure there is a 99 notification limit.. two people teamed up and liked everything on my wall and all of my photos.
 
just making sure, because the post clearly referenced scooby being a part of it, so unless scooby is schizophrenic which is entirely possible and he also forgot fred, i'd say it was fred telling the story
 
jeaaa i was just excited cause i noticed it was a scooby doo ref and yeah that is all. but for the record i am not retarded.
 
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