14 years ago...

mattwalker

mattwalker

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October 2nd 1985 - Tim Allen is arrested with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan. After testifying against his partner, Allen serves only 2.5 years for felony drug possession. Otherwise, it would have been a life sentence. Tim later becomes a comic, ultimately landing the starring role in the ABC television sitcom Home Improvement.

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'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
hmmmm interesting...very interesting. tim allen is my dad!

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
 
haha yaeh I think it may be somewhere along the lines of 19 years...But it reminds me of that simpsons where they have a home improvement spoof thing and Tim accidently backs his lawnmower up and kills wilson and says 'oops back to jail for me!'

 
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'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
whoa!! where the shit did u get that

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drinking is always the answer. dog dies? have a drink. got a F on your math final? have a drink. hooked up with you moms aunt? have a drink.-cj
 
lol! (grunts, grunts, grunts,)

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

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...Ozzy Osbourne

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'skiboarding is too hard for most people. i broke both of my legs and shattered my pelvis just strapping the leashes on.' - mommy
 
i heard about him getting busted for blow, but i didn't know it was that much, damn!

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don't take me for a joke, i'm no comedian. too many mental problems got me snortin' coke and smokin' weed again.

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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
 
haha, ozzy. He was drunk, walking around in his wifes green dress, and Pissed on the Alamo. When we was in jail that night, he met some Mexicans that said they pissed on it every night.

 
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on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255

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Yeah and Ozzy said to the police that he thought it was just an old wall.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
haha thats crazy

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yea i heard about the tim allen thing a long time ago

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my parents told me that years ago when i didn't really know anything about cocain.

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ha thats crazy I didnt know that

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and i never would have thought how many people in this world do coke. Its insane. Its like the middelage persons drug of choice...

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please pardon the cacography

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theres an ilovemen.com? damn. see you guys later -skierdudeguy

violence, in canada? go spew your bullshit on somebody eles\' chest, we dont want that around here.-Mommy
 
my grandma knows tim allen's parents.

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'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'

Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
i knew he was arrested for something, family guy and some other shows always made jokes about it.., but i never knew what

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I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
 
not mee holy shity

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Over time, most people experience life involving love, suffering, compassion and an unspeakable drive for something new...For me, theres skiing, nothing more nothing less and it encompasses everything everyday im out there. - Pep
 
holy shit , i kno why he did it , tool tims is much easier to watch coked out

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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
 
ya i knew that, thats why the episode where brad got busted for pot was so hard for him to do because of his drug arrest

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^ i bet the cast was cracking jokes and shit. Witch brings us to his 2nd arrest, oddly enugh it was when they where doing the episode when brad had the pot.

 
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