125$ fine for peeing in a bush

Kazabazua

Kazabazua

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So I'm at a bar with my buddies on saturday night and i have to pee really really bad, there is a massive line to go to the bathroom in the bar and on top of that i have a nervous bladder so sometimes i just cant fuckin pee. anyway i go outside and pee in a bush next to the road, no one is around.. 2 seconds before im about to finish taking a piss a cop pulls up and shines his light on me... i was about to run, but i was like fuck im drunk hes gonna be a lot smarter. Anyway he says i just saw you come out of the bar, can i see your id? (im 18 and its 19 where i live) anyway i give him my id, and he starts writing the shit up, i keep asking him if he can just give me a warning and hes an asshole so he says no. Anyway some of my friends come out and talk to him and he claims that the ticket could be like 900$ and im lucky. So my question is... should i try and fight the ticket or just leave it? o yea he also wrote on the ticket 'urinating on a highway' as the description I dont know if this matters but it was a side road in a somewhat discrete area.

On top of that which pissed me off even more is, at one point there were 4 cop cars there because i fuckin peed in a bush, no wonder people get fuckin murdered and shit, cause instead of fighting real crimes they get mad when i pee on grass which would actually make it grow better.
 
one time i got mad durunk and i was outside my friends house adn i was waiting for him to come out and i peed in his front yard when his parensts or anyone could have same out and seen me just standing there with my pants down...
 
Yeah, my friend pissed on a guy's lawn last night and he took down MY license plate number and called the cops.
 
haha that sucks man. I got a 150$ fine because I was "drinking

in public". I was going to the bar on the sidewalk drinking and beer and a cop told me it was illegal and gave me a 150$ fine, this really sucks too.
 
fight the ticket, i got mine reduced to $20.00 because the judge thought it was hilarious. Cops make shit up, def make the appearance
 
I hate that shit I have a nervous bladder sometimes too. It goes away the more I drink but I use to have to give drug tests at work all the time.

Long story short I learned if I look directly straight ahead and sing a song in my head it flows.

Peace.
 
I hope you learned your lesson, it is not good to urinate on a highway, I dont buy the whole "It was a bush" shit for a second. You were clearly enebriated so you could have been pissing on the pope for all you know. In my oppinion you should have gotten the $900 fine just for being a little punk. Sheesh.

Anyways, Cops suck fucking balls, I seriously think they have to screw with a certian amount kids every day or they wont get their asses filled with dick every night...or something I don't know.
 
shit, i piss randomly all the time. its just so convenient! i remember at camp we pissed on the little kids cabin while they were sleeping, then the lights turned on so we ran.
 
What the fuck what kind of place are you living in where you can't relieve yourself outside when needed? i pee outside all the time and its never caused a problem
 
Dude, that's really lame. I'd say don't bother fighting it because 5-0 are not legit and you won't win. Just pay the fine and carry an angst for all authoritative figures for the rest of your life. That's what I'm doing!
 
you should atleast go to court and fight it. worst case scenario is that you will have to pay the same fine. most likely the cop might not show up and you will get away free, or the judge will lower it if you have a good enough story.
 
^ there is a chance that i could get court fees put on me which are 80$, thats the only reason im hesitant about it.
 
are you retarded? every one knows you cant drink in public, hence why they throw it in a paper bag, so the cops cant tell hwta your drinking
 
^dude, I did not think I'd get caught by a cop... I was only doing like a 5 minutes walk to go to the bar.
 
I pissed on the side of a busy highway in London after drinking a bunch and I found out after that it would have been a 5000euro (12000cdn) find if I had have been caught.
 
i read the title of this thread like a hundred times, everytime i thought it was "125$ for peeing in a bush", and i was saving the epic story of how some dumb ass bet you 125$ to pee in a bush...

turns out there's the word "FINE" in there, which changes everything
 
ok. heres what you should think about doing. ask for a 30 day extension and keep doing that until they give you the final date. thennnn if you go to court the cop wouldve probably scrapped his notes and either youll get off free because he wont show up orr have to pay the ticket which you would have to do anyway.
 
id just pay the fine cuzit coulda been a lot worse...

my friend elle at college got real drunk and her and a group of friends were walking home from the party and her friend chris decided to pee in some guys bush next to a drive way. well then the cops pulled up and yell "hey you in the black shirt" and like 4 out of the 6 people had black shirts on but elle decided she was the one he was talking to and walked right up to the car and everyone else ran. she got a $315 fine for being publically intoxicated and destruction of property for peeing on the bush when it wasnt even her.
 
last weekend my buddy had a party and im best firends with his neighbour. so were out front for some reason, i yell "TYLER IM PEEING ON YOUR TREE" and the other kids mom walks around from the side of the house right as i yelled it. i didnt know wethere to zip up or keep peeing, she was staring at me. i kept peeing till i was done.
 
^ who gives a shit, everyone where i live starts drinking when they are like 16. And also you CAN drink underage, you just cant buy underage bud. I actually was drinking with my family like 4 hours before this happened so he really couldnt prove that i had bought any drinks in the bar.
 
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