12 reasons not to play tennis

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found this in the apper this morning. it was funny when i first read it but now that i lo0ok over it, its really gay but whatever

1. Too many people already do

2. It's Really hard to hit the ball

3. Those little skirts arent for everyone

4. Gravel sucks

5. the people who are really good at tennis are the people who didn't want to talk to us in high school

6. Most of the proceeds from tennis go towards making filthy rich people richer and filthier

7. The remaining proceeds are used for torturing baby armidillos

8. You look like a total knob when you miss

9. Love hurts

10. Spectators can get whiplash and sue

11. If you get good enough at it, you have to start dating actors and supermodels. then get divorced and your whole life is screwed

12. it's really just a bigger pale imitation of ping-pong

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And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
 
1. Not really

2. No its not

3. Those little skirts are hot

4. Gravel has nothing to do with anything

5. they didn't talk to you because you were a loser

6. Same with every other sport

7. Armadillo's don't exist

8. If you have the hand-eye coordination of a poodle you won't miss

9. Cry about it

10. No

11. yeah, dating actors and supermodels reall sucks

12. Tennis was there first

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
ya that was stupid

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Armadillo's don't exist ???!!!

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Hows that for worthless?

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What does the armadilo thing have to do with tennis? Screw that hot girls with short skirts! Come on!

'Canada first, Canada last, and Canada always'
 
lamest list ever, wow, at least u didnt make it, tennis is cool , armadillos dont exist!!!!!!????????

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
12 reasons to play tennis

1)anna

2)maria

3)anna bouncing

4)maria bouncing

5)wet t shirts

6)maria

7)watching the fags that run and get the balls

8)laughing at said kids

9)anna

10)watching venus and serena. shit, wrong list

10b)the slight yet existant change of anna and maria playing eachother, and then making out

11)john macenroe. what an idiot

12)at least its not curling

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ok the whole list joke idea has been offically killed in this thread... thanks alot ass.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
r u serious^ did u just call the kid an ass for making a list y to play tennis, if so i think ur tha ass here

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
^ i was referring to the kid who made the thread.

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
hey. i didnt make the list up. it was gay when i read it so i posted on hear just to see what u guys would say. and then u start to bitch at me for it. im so sorry. no...not really.

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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
 
one reason to play tennis : maria shorapova.

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hey, dont make fun of the fags that fetch the balls...is did that at the paris open...and guess what, i got to talk to anna kournikova, cuz my brother knows her..also spoke to a couple of french players....its fun..

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switchskier88: ive got a pretty bad ass wedge turn
 
wow i think u r the luckiest man alive, did u get her number?

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quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worrie i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

 
k. for future reference. THE TORONTO STAR (paper in ontario) WROTE THIS. I SAW IT, FIGURED IT WAS KINDA GAY, THEN POSTED IT ON HERE TO SEE WHAT THE FUCK U GUYS WOULD SAY. THEN U STARTED TO BITCH AT ME SO GO FUCK URSELVES

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ARMADAS ARE THE BEST SKI!!!BUY THEM

And no, I'm not getting photo incentives from those ads. If i wanted to do that, I'd just say 'Rip Curl, Nordica, Marker, Level, Astrix.' See? Now i've made money.' - Brad Holmes to some idiot kid from Potland Maine
 
omg i cant believe you wrote this urself!

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'the paris hilton video was terrible..it was all inferred and shit. it was like tom clancy was fucking her or something.' mommy
 
why would you even post something so gay anyway?

----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
 
you know what they say... peoples posting is a reflection of themselves

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yes.. i once found my freind on acid under a blanket and wearing a loin cloth made out of bannna peels

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haha its hard when its cummin at u at 120mph

pretend you will give the guy head to give back your skis, he probably will accept, then once he whipps his cock out, steal it-SteezePatro

if you want to be a real gangster wear your ski boots to the dance. when he starts shit when youre
 
hahaha

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yes

oh, and thanks for bringing this back from the looooong dead

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maria sharapova is not hot nor is she a nice person. I spoke to her and shes a bitch

my friend told me he punches one out into his hand and throws it (load) at his chicks face and yells "yahtzee!" no lie.-couchskier

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dumb list

This is stupid... he's now the army's greatest asset. Why would they assign him to Antarctica? WE'RE NOT FIGHTING PENGUINS HERE, PEOPLE. They should have him skiing lines in the dunes, picking off terrorists with his homing poles as they gape at his massize switch 9 over Abdul's Gap. - JDMay on T$

 
12 more reasons to play rugby.

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Funny but not true

What I don't like about tennis is when you go see a professional game and the ball gets in the crowd, you can't keep it, they ask it to you! come on, they have about 1515476 ball per game
 
heres 5 reasons to play tennis

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