11th Grade Religion Class

alpentalik

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i came upon this thing i wrote like three years ago or some shit in 'religion' class i high school. we were supposed to write journal entries about some bullshit, but the teacher never read them so i wrote about things and stuff...this one is called 'The Meaning of Life'

Well, when I spoke to Ferris Bahboday she promisquosly stated that such events had taken order six times prior when they shant have at all. What a question I pondered for the six precedented memorandums. The foresaken epitaph, sought by myself as well as others, went towards the charity vocation of dealing in matters undealt and therefore left unsurpassed. Forgotten by none, remembered by all, I sauntered to the eastern seabord where I discovered what seemed to be nothing, but something that had momentarily occupied its being. This sort of situation is common place, but when it does not happen very often you have a whole lot of tapestries left unhung on the wall of life. All left unspoken, only to be heard by others through loud whispers, only audible when the def man listens. This is what I deciphered through Mrs. Bahboday's eloquent oration on the lapse of time of man.

hm...ya, after reading that, i think im going to take another voyage...adios mr. giraffe... we shall meet on the moon.

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that piece of writing, willnever be better than your post on constipation and wisdom teeth

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The Official-royal nose-picking, wannabea highschool dropout, Gary Coleman-loving, Arnold-hating, college chick-dating, Montana boonies guy

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie

Member of the \\\'lets help Sam loose some weight so he can possibly get a girl\\\' Club.
 
true, this shits not really funny...just really...uh...ya...

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ghandi?

Teddy

SRMC

Poniverus

''We should be penguin poachers. We raid penguin farms to make super special chocolate Penguin FFFCHWWW Milk. Then after the milk harvest we can keep the penguins as our pets. DANK shit if you ask me.'' -FreshCoast
 
after reading all that, im...speachless (and clueless). i got lost after 'Ferris' was a she.

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
that makes two of us. that shit's deep man.

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'Thats called 'Stealingg' Money , its 'Illegal'.' - P-JO

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yeah deep even though i gave up reading that after the first sentance or two

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I have the answer to everyones questions about 'god' GO ATHIEST

and now the moment you've all been waiting for..........MONKEY FACE!!! @(OoO)@
 
was all that supposed to make sense??

'ghostdragon is like milk. sometimes when it sits too long in thr fridge it gets crusty things around the cap that sometimes fall into your glass when your not careful.' - cj

'if you love something, fuck it in the ass...if it screams, cries and bleeds toss it in the dumpster...if anything else, you've got yourself a keeper' - Alpentalik

-Ayrton

 
boning monkeys without using lube is illegal.

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If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.

'blindblinds that was beutiful bro, i love it,' Snonasty
 
wow, i actually got that. deep man.

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Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.

Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.

Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't mean shit.

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?

Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?

Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down man, I don't tickle or nothin'.

Vincent: Have you ever given a guy a foot massage?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: How many?

Jules: Fuck you.

Vincent: Would you give me a foot massage? I'm kinda tired.

Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' pissed.

BFSC.... we do it froggy style

 
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