101 ways to be a better freeskier

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Eveyone post ways to improve skiing and il compile the info and post in some where, and try not to put stupid shit.

'My arm hurts, I think I had a Stroke'

-Some girl in my school

'At least my boy friend didnt finger my ass hole with strawberry shampoo'

- Words siad durring a Bitch fight

'Bagger my ass, its probley just Mill House'

- Homer Simpson

'Is it makeing love when 5 migets spank a man covered in Thosand Island dressing'

-Tolken
 
get out of the park more often

Hippies - they want to save the world, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.

Pabst Blue Ribbon is the greatest beer ever.
 
dont be a little shit talking bitch

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-Steve

'honesty is the best policy. just tell your boss his daughter is one fine piece of ace and she wants your boneware and you feel its only proper that you take her cherry. but not to worry, you'll lube it up and ease it in. like a gentleman.' ~ 221

s m s . s e s s i o n . f o u r

 
buy all the most expensive stuff even if you suck cause at least you'll look good

Just Like The Cool Kids....

I Get Head

'I Love You Spit Bucket' -My Drunk Roommate
 
Ski by yourself once and a while. I find it helps me relax, exspecially in the morning before the rest of the crew gets there

Skiing isn't an escape from life, its simply a better form of it-Matt Levinthal-AXIS
 
figure out how to use your poles, and i dont mean just letting them hang down so you can have gorilla steeeze.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Joel

'I heard that Richard Gere gerbils. That is, he inserts gerbils into a paper towel tube, which he then sticks up his butthole. I don't doubt this, because he asked me if i wanted to come over to his house and gerbil. I insisted that he come over to MY house, since the whole thing seemed weird. As a practical joke, i attached a bucket of water to the top of the door so that when he opened it, I beat him with a mannequin leg.'-Skydaddy
 
never hesitate before you hit a jump.

stay focused on the end of the rail.

we are all just a bunch of white kids who ski. why are we fighting? - jmwski57

 
don't take care of your skis like a little nanny.....toss em around a bit. that's true freeskier-age.

Macaroni and Steeze

-Coming Summer 04
 
wear rags, pack a pistol and swear lots.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'

'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

im just gonna sling crystal meth so i dont have to get a real job and can afford to ski, with the way my senior year is goin though thats probably one of my few options

-switchskier88
 
ski the whole mountain. do a nastar race, rip moguls, ride switch down the easy groomers. make the whole mountain your playground, not just the park or something. Also, learn how to make good turns.

'I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman,' -a certain California governor

www.wolfcreekski.com
 
ride switch as often as possible

pop 1's or 3's everywhere you see a lip

dont worry about getting better just ski each day for fun and let progression come on it's own

ski from 8:00 to 4:00

ski with pros

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and....

littering and smoking the reefer

oh officer thats not ours!
 
Know your local mountain like the back of your hand. You get secret powder stashes, places to build kickers, short lines etc.

jibba jabba
 
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A-men, wait for a honey to get on a chair alone slip in behind her, and let the good times role!!!

Big_Foot_Skiers first post ever
 
jam around, take it easy, have fun skinng allaround and incorp park tricks everywhere, prac unnaty and switch alot, incoproeate butters into everything, ski with snowboarders.

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I am a drinker with skiing problems.

'Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.'

Benjamin Franklin.

'i can see you all in a few years, sucking dick behind a cyber cafe.' -Lord_Piot on people being addicted to ns.com

 
respect everyone at the hill skiers boarders lifties and even the fat lady who probally has 13 cats at home who just served you putine

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

 
wear 47% as much duct tape as this guy

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I love poutin...

but yea, ski more terrain than just park and respect all people whether they suck or kick you in the teeth or are just better than you

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.joei.

Girls of NS represent

busted knees 4 LIFE
 
make fun of people who suck. then when you snow plow up to the 2 foot kicker in your karl kani jacket and fubu jeans, and you don't have enough speed to make it over, take off your ski's and run like hell cause you have a lot of questions to answer.

'i got a squad of killer bitches that ALL carry uzi's' - Jeru the Damaja
 
do everything with your eyes closed and a carrot in your ass.

Do you know what nemisis means? A righteous inflection of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by our honorable count. Me.
 
if your falling then you are learning

so ski lots and push the envelope every time you ski

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Everything under the sun is in tune,

But the Sun is eclipsed by the moon
 
only ski in the park , make fun of every one who is worse than you, pick on snowboarders, rape the lady with 13 cats at home

w.m.h
 
not be a cocky bastard that shit talks every bodys video clips when you arent even at that level. misty7, drop dead.

'el tit zero three, ya gotta check that shit...........ya gotta check that shit el tit' -matt heneghan
 
not be a cocky bastard that shit talks every bodys video clips when you arent even at that level. misty7, drop dead.

'el tit zero three, ya gotta check that shit...........ya gotta check that shit el tit' -matt heneghan
 
Wear headphone, it keeps you focused.

im and anti-whore trend-whore pro-trend anti-prowhore
 
Get your ass out of the park on powder days, and learn to dominate the big-mountain scene.

Help kids in the park who aren't that good, reguardless of whether or not they have the newest gear. What our sport needs is love, not everyone trying to be cooler than each other.

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When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me.(think about it)

'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just mabe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
powder- ski it then built a nice booter

bad snow- if good groomers carve em up in the morning then ski the park when snow soften ups.

Jib- on everything form logs. little trees poking through to rocks buildings or even tires dont matter as long as you have fun!

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENT INC
 
drink a lot go to bed @ 2am then try to ride the nxt day b4 11 o'clock also sex on the chair and head tooo.

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'i was walking along and their like you gotta hit it' -Crystal-Needs-A-Park

Are some skiers trying to copy snowboarding?

Tanner: There\'s a small group of people that are doing that, but I think for the most part, there are a bunch of Rollerbladers and skiboarders that are being gay.

HOLLA! ANCIENT REPRESENT!! ANCIENT INC
 
1.ski as much as you can!

2.do at least 2-3 swtich runs down black diamonds per day

3.if you ride the chair with a snowboarder, talk to him, you might be surprised

4.develop the ability to party all night and still be at the hill for first chair

My mom: 'would you jump a cliff if someone told you to?'

Me: 'i guess not. i'd have jumped off before they told me to!'

NS Old-Timer

**Viva La Resistance**
 
skimack thats goin in my sig

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-Matt

my one friend was pushed into a pole and he riped his sack open on impact now we call him stitchie

 
nothing will make you more of a better skier than moving to a ski resort, getting a part time job on the mountain and skiing every fucking day. because you are able to line up goals and ski hard consecutively. i took last year off from school and put in about 90 days, i never thought i'd be at the level of skiing that i am now. its even better because you are constantly skiing with people who are also trying to push themselves.

if you cant do that then just find stuff that usually kicks your ass and ski over and over again until you wax the shit out of you (extra points if its under the chair and evryone yells at you).

 
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