100-year-old Mystery Package to be Opened Tomorrow

[beezey]

I know right, its the first thing that popped into my head. I should be a serial killer or writer, serial killer sounsd more entertaining thouhg

 

[theabortionator]

WUT

 

[lorax]

bomb norwiegen hay.

or it's the package form "trapped in the closet"

 

[daannnnieel]

I think that was a winning post right there.

 

[EmperorKuzco]

the mayors virginity

 

[H8CH]

If its Norwegian, it's probably some fish from 1911, that you'll decide to eat for dinner.

 

[cwphoto]

threads

 

[Olimar]

youve got my vote. but seriously. pics. lots and lots of dick pics.

 

[Knitting]

threads to find out

 

[JzD.]

Threads. Probably a picture depicting what the people in 1912 thought 2012 would look like

 

[MothaHucker]

threads

 

[Aidan-G]

Definitely dildos

 

[cwphoto]

found this from reddit

 

[DayMan]

Saw this on reddit today. It will either be really awesome or really disappointing. Most likely disappointing.

 

[Pitolairas]

/threads

 

[.Hugo.]

hopefully something that whipes out that whole continent

 

[Bear_Grylls]

So it's the Norwegians that are ending the world. It's going to be a disease that starts it all.

but threads.

 

[sklermang]

Maybe its the key to the underground norwegian railroad

 

[cheener12]

it's prolly small pox. or a pair of gloves.

 

[NinetyFour]

Be some retarded plaque.

 

[BRec]

i guaranty is something dumb

 

[Aidan-G]

Or something fucking awesome like a unicorn horn or a dodo bird egg or A FUCKING TRICERATOPS

 

[Flacko]

There are few clues about what the package might contain. What is known is that Nygard was involved in local politics and that he reportedly walked up to the mayor and handed him the package telling him that its contents would "benefit and delight future generations,"

 

[boomie]

threads

 

[theabortionator]

 

[Olimar]

normally i dont find your posts to funny. but i lost at this one. maybe its because this is the earliest ive woken up in the past 3 months. i dont know. have some karma.

 

[skifoo]

its not like they have not already xrayed it and all shit like that

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Probably a map to chads gap

 

[crab_pretzel]

the first, most valuable piece of jiberish, team size of course

 

[UFOsarereal]

proof of ET

 

[beezey]

it doesn't get opened till 6pm

 

[Bateman]

ahahahahahahahahah, also the map to chads' got me.

reading what you guys think about norway is hilarious.

Come at us norwads. You won't.

 

[Heart]

im gonna call a 4xl black and purple ignant.

 

[Mike-O]

It'll be opened in a few minutes.

 

[Lifestyles]

pipe bomb

 

[Bateman]

Direct live stream ( i think) of the opening.

RIGHT NOW

Norwegian though but you can see what kind of metaphor or whatever's inside

http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544

 

[Bateman]

Ugghgh... We don't dress like that. ^

 

[ski4fun420]

"The Blue Star” diamond that was purportedly lost on the Titanic in 1912.

 

[fujarome]

A landmine. Can you imagine a worse surprise?

 

[Mike-O]

I really wasn't expecting an event like this. The hype is building.

 

[Mike-O]

Wait a minute... a bag pipe?

 

[Corin]

Get on with it -.-

 

[Bateman]

Fucking open the fucking package already. I'm roaming NS with that lameass music in the background. Looks weird as shit

 

[Bateman]

NOW THEYRE DANCING. THE FUCK

 

[Mike-O]

This is hilarious.

 

[Bateman]

This is so... embarrassing.

Norwads playing bagpipe, holding speeches and prancing around in weird garments over a package.

 

[beezey]

well at least they are speaking english

 

[UFOsarereal]

you were not alone

 

[Bateman]

Brace yourself upon our weird-ass traditions

 

[Corin]

It's time.