100-year-old Mystery Package to be Opened Tomorrow

[Mike-O]

The citizens of Sel, Norway are excited to open a package sealed by the town's mayor in 1912, only to be opened a hunder years later.

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No one in the administration has any clue what the 40x28x9cm package contains, although the polls are running hot.

"It could be just a stupid practical joke by the mayor", says one of the openers Kjell Voldheim.

Place your bets NS. What's in the package?

I say it's some kind of recipe.

 

[line686]

The newspaper from the day is one of the items probably.

 

[Ski_ThEast]

1 bong, 1 dildo, and some gay Norwegian book probably.

 

[iRapeKittens]

Probably porn

 

[edai]

I say some type of life story/memoir/description from the current time. I guess a writing of some sort, but it looks like theres probably a piece of clothing in there. pretty sweet.

 

[DoteMoney]

probably his dick in a box

 

[Rafiki]

jon olssons pubic hair and one of yodas ears

 

[theabortionator]

A bunch of dildos and some sort of a note saying hahahahaha I fucking got you noobs. I'm dead and I'm still trollin.

 

[Lt-Aldo-Raine]

Its a list of whores the mayor fucked

 

[S.Ki]

Probably just letters and pictures of the former citizens. Could be something different aswell. Threads to see whats in the package.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

My theories...

1. Blow up doll

2. whole bunch of animal skin condoms.

3. the first plague to start 2012.

4. a Human brain with instructions to create a super cyborg robot.

5. a few relics from that time period.

 

[grown-ninja]

maybe its from the future, proof that squatch exists, a poloroid of jesus, could be anything really hopefully its awesome and not just some pictures/letter

 

[Mag]

Threads

 

[Petey.]

i vote dildos

 

[Static]

fish jerky

 

[daannnnieel]

100 year old vagina.

 

[Heart]

fleshlight. avatar edjtion

 

[Mag]

Live stream here, but I'm not sure what time specifically.http://www.vgtv.no/#!

 

[ForeverYung]

Threads, I'm going with porn

 

[soulskier]

predictions of what the world will be like now, or the end of the world as we know it

 

[JAHpow]

It's about 7lbs if that helps you guys narrow your guesses

 

[Malcolm]

Threads.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

clearly a goldfish in a bowl

 

[Spagett+]

Fermented feces in a ziplock back.

 

[Spinoza]

That would be neat

 

[midget.]

a preserved penis

 

[theabortionator]

What we think it is

What op thinks it is

What it actually is

 

[Mr_Bump]

an troll

norwegian innit

 

[MountainManDan]

fingers are crossed for a puppy!

 

[theabortionator]

Who doesn't love a 100 year old package full of puppy remains

 

[Spinoza]

I dont

 

[rudager]

The Tesseract

 

[Mr_Bump]

OH MY GOSH A PUPPPPIIIEEEEE

not just for christmas

 

[cobra_commander]

small pox

 

[Spagett+]

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[theabortionator]

It contains video footage of future spins.

 

[beezey]

small chidlren skeletons. The criminal would be happily dead and the whole world would be upset.

 

[Rafiki]

5 bucks says it's the mayors "package". thats slang for his dick and sack for all the 12 year olds on here

 

[Swaggermager]

The perfect plan

 

[Joebin]

 

[Charlie_Kelly]

free copy of jiblife beta

 

[LiquorLanch]

a polaraoid of him snowballing queen victoria

 

[RICK_ROSS]

thats 2112.

 

[Joebin]

Honestly

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

a wine bottle filled with AIDS

 

[Lagoon]

threads

 

[Broommasta]

penelopies ass plug

 

[daannnnieel]

My money is on crab cakes, and if not that, a camel.

 

[Miomo]

Probably another package to be opened in another hundred years.

 

[Dustin.]

Genius!!!

 

[Dragonite.]

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