Oh My G*D.
Just imagine vast fields of our sisters in Christ -- sisters brain
damaged and comatosed, never to mentally return to this Earth full of
sin -- inserted into pods that are themselves connected to a myriad of
wires and hydraulic tubes (I know, it sounds exactly like the Matrix,
and I freely admit, although it's certainly a very evil movie, some of
the imagery is inspiring and inspired this post). The pods will be the
most comfortable places on Earth, playing soothing music like Bible
hymns and Mozart, their insides like a massage chair and covered in
silk. A few intruding wires and tubes will, of course, have to connect
to the women inside the pods to monitor their temperature and overall
health, as well as the babies' of those that are pregnant. And of
course there will be one tube reserved for the insertion of a man's
seed whenever the women are at their most fertile. And only the best
semen will be used. I haven't quite settled on a selection process yet,
but I'm thinking some sort of Christian council could perhaps vote on
the man who is honorable and moral enough to breed generations of these
children. Perhaps one man won't be enough, for a little bit of
diversity is always good. We should, therefore, most likely have a
multitude of different men, one of each race. When the children are
born, they can be sent off to special adoption centers, where they can
be delivered to good Christian parents who are unable to themselves
breed. Those that may be left over can be raised in God, brought up in
Christian schools, where prayers are said thrice daily (at least), and
in the summer, they can be sent to Jesus camp. If the schools are as
good as I envision, then these children will make the perfect leaders
for our future. But not just leaders, for if this idea is near as good
as I am thinking, we will breed enough of these children to one day
make up a huge percentage of our population, such that they can elect
only the most Christian of people to the government. So even those that
are not the brightest and best can contribute to God in some way.
I checked out the site,
MOST FUCKED UP BLOG EVER.
http://jesusloveseverything.blogspot.com/2006/06/glories-of-vegetable-farms.html