10 Reasons Halloween is better than SEX

[yelsel]

10 Reasons Halloween is better than Sex

10. You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.

9. The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning.

7. Dressing up and fantasizing isn't considered kinky.

6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you

are.

5. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door.

3. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go again.

2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON HALLOWEEN IS BETTER THAN SEX.....

1. You can do the whole neighborhood

 

[beezey]

wow.

thats amazing. im not even mad

 

[swTroyanchick]

10 reasons why we dont have halloween in switzerland

 

[freeski07]

that's awesome lol

 

[invaderskier36]

made me smile

 

[Salomon_Girl]

My take on this...

10. I'm always guaranteed to get a little something in the sack if I want it.

9. with alcohol The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.

8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning because they're not my kids.

7. Dressing up and fantasizing is kinky... and fun.

6. It doesn't matter if they fantasize you're somebody else, because you are also fantasizing about somebody else.

5. Forty years from now, I'll still enjoy sex.

4. If you don't get what you want, it's because you aren't with me.

3. If you get tired, it's because you are with me and I'll make you go all night.

2. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you some because you'll be speechless, and I understand that.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON nothing IS BETTER THAN SEX with me.....

1. You can do the what ever you want...

 

[skifiend]

I can do whatever I want????

 

[yelsel]

Hahaha i like!!! nicely done!

 

[j.bird]

where di all these females come from? I remember when NS used to be like 90 percent guys. I'm loving this thread hahha

 

[skodeo7]

hahaha true. Its sorta funny they all decided to show up in thread about sex. All the males are nowhere to be found, busy discussing how cute Jon Olsons pants are.

 

[scientist]

Im allergic to sex, and candy. Actually costumes to. I have no fun at this time of year.

 

[freestyler540]

great post!

 

[zaner_180]

hahaha thats awesome!!

 

[Jake...]

yeah i noticed that too! haha.

and good thread haha

 

[snowdiver]

nice

 

[wAy2sTeEzY4u]

yeah your not an alias at all

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

good rebuttle haha

 

[Kornn101]

baaahahahhahahahhhhaahahah true

 

[skicraze123]

you forgot the you can do it when ever you want one for sex over halloween

 

[freestyle_kyle]

haha i read that in swank mag a while ago

 

[leckett1]

shaahahahah`

 

[[TheWuTangClan]]

god damn girl you burned that bitch

 

[winterkid33]

its still much more then 90 percent guys it used to be like 10000 guys and 20 girls now its like 77000 guys and 2000 girls ish. i liked that post by salomon girl although im pretty sure it was made to get all of us guys excited in hoping thats actually how most girls think....

 

[j.bird]

but the girls who used to be registered never actually posted. There are so many active girls on NS now.

 

[philipc]

slut

 

[danedegruyter]

sighn me up

 

[andrewg]

10. Cause Switzerland is gay.

9. Cause Switzerland is gay.

8. Cause Switzerland is gay.

7. Cause Switzerland is gay.

6. Cause Switzerland is gay.

5. Cause Switzerland is gay.

4. Cause Switzerland is gay.

3. Cause Switzerland is gay.

2. Cause Switzerland is gay.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY THEY DONT HALLOWEEN IN SWITZERLAND.....

1. Cause Switzerland is gay.

 

[GFELLER.]

i think i just filled the cup

 

[Billiards.]

dude like my ten things,

10: dude like skiing

9:dude like halloween parties where you get some

8: dude like november the next day

7: dude like sleep in

6: dude like skiing

5: dude like skiing

4: dude like skiing

3: dude like skiing

2: dude like skiing

1: dude like skiing more