1 reason why YOU would go to JAIL

[laurence^]

Mine would be for breaking a forty on some asshole bouncers head

 

[4frnt_or_die]

 

[Malcolm]

to break out like in prison break

 

[4frnt_or_die]

for this

 

[Arabian.]

When I go off on my own, I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill someone. Just to try it.

 

[jimmer]

to be a part of this:

 

[blindside]

to meet my african connection, locked up in a facility correction.

 

[seemeski]

If someone messes that up their getting shanked.

 

[JEWbacca]

wow that suoija boi dance was awsome

 

[Shpadoinkle]

I would go to get in incredible shape.

 

[THEDICKBUTCHER]

possession for sure haha

 

[0123456789]

surprised this hasent been posted but

 

[anxju]

and your icon is the joker

 

[ilikeplants]

Many DWB that I should have gotten but was never caught. Good thing because I can barley hold onto a bar of soap right out of the box.

 

[Arabian.]

Hey it was a threesome last week. Still want to try it though.

 

[gordie.]

playing dominoes on a sunday in alabama
http://www.lawguru.com/weird/part01.html

 

[C_Shred]

so i could make a shit ton of money selling potato vodka

 

[sHrEdAgE]

PEEING IN PUBLIC

 

[Codfish.]

running away from cops. so resisting arrest i guess

 

[brenker]

probly underage drinking or fake i.d. or runnin from em

 

[Pippin]

story time...Toronto is a big place man

 

[Alex_G]

MIP and evading arrest. Except I'm too fast.

 

[elk.]

Definetley for something really dumb... Kinda like a harold and kumar situation

 

[Dr.Scholl]

rape.......

not

um idk can you go to jail for being a total badass? cuz thats probably what ill go for

 

[Pippin]

a night of partying and you want someone to remember that....we'll see

 

[mellifluous]

hahahhahahaha wow

 

[SKI3PO]

Protecting my second amendment rights.

 

[Grube]

wow im on shock
i really just dont know what to say to that video

 

[KarmaSkiier]

do something then repeat i plead the fifth over and over again so they get so pissed they wnat nothing to do with me

 

[doublexl]

for all the plants i have growing right now.

 

[Jwalk]

what song is that from i know i know the song but whats it called

 

[Malcolm]

look mommy. daddys in the front row

 

[Pipe_Munky]

 

[Bulky]

 

[Bulky]

like 30 seconds to late

 

[popNfresh44]

blinding an officer with my dazzling smile

 

[breezepig]

faggot

 

[DangerToes]

extreme scootering. its happened before. ittl happen again. razor till i die.

 

[Ender]

prolly speeding

or stealing bank account info from some home's computers through their open wireless network

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

Would hit, and consequently would end up in jail.

 

[blindside]

Akon - Shake Down

 

[ben_southworth]

prolly the only legit reason in this thread
sorry to hear that though

best of luck

 

[freestyler540]

Protest

 

[fourdskate]

miley cyrus

 

[Tinga]

this thread just has bad news over written all over it. but i would probably end up in federal prison for somethings. really really lame things that you wouldnt even think are illegal though.

 

[beckywhe2]

Always trespassing. It is just so damn tempting.

 

[Karcher]

hahaha so true

 

[Skibumsmith]

KILLING MILEY CYRUS!!!

 

[.j.Scrilla]

Drunk conduct and falling down the stairs outside Mulligans in PC just as the cops drove past

 

[Ski303]

Felony evading sounds fun...I would steal a decent car and rob a bank before I tried it though...The cars you see on cops suck, so I am guessing the fast cars all got away

 

[Luc.]

we talkin hard time? i cant see doin hard time but either for graffiti or somethin like assult. i think more of a chance of assult but in all honesty that is still a REALLY low chance.