1 grand for anything

nealdawgdiamond

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so my dad said he would put 1 grand toward anything i wanted for my graduation present. there are so many things i could do that i cant decide. Any ideas? im thinkin a ski trip or somethin

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
SHUT UP

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
just tell him to give you the grand in cash, get a couple grams of blow etc etc and have a good ol' time!

and invite me.

Six Million Ways to Die, Choose One

FROSTMONKEY
 
Lucky you! I just graduated and got cards and stuff. I'd go shopping!

I didn't loose my mind, it was mine to give away
 
invest it in a mutual fund then put $1000 in it per year then when your 30 or 40 if the fund does well you'll make a ton of cash

 
buy a cadillac escalade....you just need chip in a few more dollas

Hey yo, im bringin' it down with the sick boyz crew

Ill urban jibs is what we do

People barf, when we throw down

Cause the SBC is the illest in the town.
 
ummmm.... give it to me, or you could donate it to NS!! I bet you would be harveys best friend if you did that. or take a ski trip, its your choice.

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'Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out'?

-cat

 
blow it all on booze, have one whooper of a part and yah, that'd be cool, hha.

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

#Cut the Jibba Jabb Crazy Fools! Start Skiing!#

*Be greatful, everyday, for snow, mountains, gravity and skiing*
 
buy a person. i bet you could fully buy the rights to a bum for a grand.

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'sweet i can be seen sober with you' -- my friend dom to a previously not hot, now hot girl he was meeting.
 
Would Anna Kournikova sleep with someone for a grand? That's the best way I can think of to spend it.

 
invest it.

you'll be a very happy man later

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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol

nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
 
buy me a plane ticket and we could go togetehr!

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I write messages on money.

It's my own form of social protest.

A letter printed on paper that no one will destroy, passed indiscriminately across race, class and gender lines, and written in the blood that keeps the beast alive.

A quiet little hijacking on the way to the check-out counter.

And a federal crime.

I hope that someone will find my message one day when they really need it, like I do.

'You are not a slave'
 
ski trip or hookers

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Getting caught with your penis up an Elephant's ass is about as much fun as getting AIDS

There is no 'I' in TEAM but there are 5 'I's in INDIVIDUAL BRILLIANCE

 
GO TO THE 'ROO THIS SUMMER!!!!

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
...oh yeah...and hookers and drugs...

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

'Jeez, he gets more excited over that than playboy'

-My dad talking to my mom after the new Freeze came

'Now I understand why you like skiing so much'

-My dad talking to me a few days later after 'reading' the new freeskier
 
Get a package to accopocco for like $800, then live large on your other $200, buying cheap Mexican pussy.....

'I'm still Ugly'
 
buy a timeshare

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'..................'

 
wait did u graduate yet???? dont get ahead of yourself now

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'..................'

 
i think go to bonnaroo and then spend all your money on drugs and hookers and blow it all in one weekend. That would be an awesome graduation gift. You should save up some more and go to South America. www.casatours.com

Rastafarians believed Ronald Reagan was the Anti-Christ

 
Buy a camera and go on a ski trip, filming your drunk/stoned skiing adventures, or invest it... in Double D-Cup implants.

^^^Drop into the Pipe and Smoke it^^^
 
yeah the south america trip sounds cool. o if you end up going, stop by columbia and bring us all back some cocaine

-Chris

'you ski? oh wow no one skis anymore.'- my cousin's friend
 
i'm talking to my friend from columbia RIGHT NOW thats weird.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
1 grand doesnt get to far these days

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Paulou

Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
 
relive the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - steve rozendaal
 
never saw that movie... what happened? and i am thinking i may just take a ski trip, but add in drugs and beer and shit, take some chicks to, it would be awesome.

'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
 
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you want him to start a emergency shelter for kittens?

'hold it right there sweeney toad!'

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

'..................'

 
don't waste money on hookers... theres 2 things u should never pay for in life: Sex and water

Once again my friends...My game the shlong, king kong,my bong, the krong and all my fucking hommies its on
 
lol five0 i was JUST gonna suggest that. start an abused preteen shelter.

i'll send em your way.

Brody

i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com

any fate questions or orders, let me know.
 
1 palaneticket to bangcok and a 1000 hooker party!

R. Kelly, R. Kelly, I wanna lick yo bawl sweat

scuse me, escuse me, i need to get by now
 
get a sex change and become a dominatrix:

they get paid very VERY well, you could force guys to give you drugs for kicking their asses, and if you're still into chicks, I'm sure theres some dykes out there who like it rough.

You're set for life!

*yawn*
 
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