1- 800 Collect

carrot top is a fuck fag....he should kill himself

--To Be A Jibber You've Got To Be So Fresh, To Have Style And Finesse Way Above The Rest--
 
oooooooookaaaaaaaaayyyyy..........hehe. but yah that guys annoying...but you guys are a little wacked out on this.....lol

Matt

***Founder of the Dancing Penguin Revolution :)***

'hey, your skis go both ways. Wait, you have bi-sexual skis!' - Said to Matt Harvey by a 50 year old ski instructor

~~Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider~~

 
-did you just dial '0' for a collect call?

-yeah.

-youre a fucking idiot. everyone knows if you dial 1800 collect you can save a small fortune.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
 
i saw carrot top live at the mgm in vegas. It was the funniest thing that I have ever seen. I'll admit that he sucks in the commericals but live noone can beat him.

 
no way man the guy is on crack, man if i had his hair and his face i would shave my head and wear a paper bag on my head for the rest of my life

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
yeah that guy's a serious fag.. mr t is the shit

Smoking pot leads to uhh... I forget.
 
forsure. the only time i thought he was funny was when he was on the weakest link once and he got voted off and then he came on the show later on when he wasnt supose to drinking wisky and the lady was like what are you doing here?

but yea hes a fag always beside that

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
huh?

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
yeah mr T, toughest man alive!, ive never seen somebody wear that many fake gold chains and ring, and the hair is a classic

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
please work

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A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
bahahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
George Carlin and Jerry Seinfeld are the 2 funniest guys.

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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
 
No Cramor is the best!

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

Damn Danish's are good. ehh jon? hahahaha, Je n'oublierai pas quand mon ordinateur a baisé vers le haut un jour et a fait des million et des million de poteaux dans au moins de 5 minutes!

 
true dat man hahahhahha

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but your best friend will be the one sitting next to you saying 'That was fucking awesome!'
 
no.. Jerry seinfeld RULES! haha has anyone ever heard his cd? 'And why are Chinese people still using the chopsticks, they've seen the fork, they're well aware of the fork. They know it exists, they've seen the shovel, i mean its not like a farmer plows 40 acres of field with a couple of pool cues..HELLO, FORK!' bwahaha

*brooke*

'That's a sign that God didn't want you to burn me..'- David to Brady when the lit Concept burned out that Brady was chasin him with
 
aahahaha but cramor is the best of all time! because its so fucking funny how he slides in the door when he comes in!! haha

DAMN DANISHES ARE GOOD!!ehh jon?

Joel I hate you!!

pissing me off by saying fag just joking.hahahaha

hahahaha remember this Jordan?? 'if anybody who lives in the west would like to adopt me please contact me asap' you are simply the coolest!

 
Has anyone ever seen the Rowin Atkinsin (Mr. Bean) stand up? Quite possibly the funniest thing EVER!

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'That's my cancer wishing face' - yellowsnow4U wishing cancer upon the server that kept us away from NS
 
thank you, why the hell are people spelling it cramor?

i always remember to dial down the center-1-800-c-o-l-l-e-c-t
 
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